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In White Freaks’ News: Gwyneth Paltrow Says Women Should Give Men Sloppy Toppy To End Arguments

Gwyneth Paltrow Says Women Need To Give More Oral In a recent interview with Howard Stern, Oscar-winning actress Gwyneth Paltrow re-hashed a convo she had with Chelsea Handler last year where she stressed the importance of women dropping to their knees while in a relationship. She thinks that a man’s security when dating a woman, particularly a powerful one, is all in relation to how manly she can make him feel…with her mouth. Via E!online : Truth be told, Paltrow’s advice to Chelsea Handler has already made headlines, and she’s still sticking to it! Stern applauded Paltrow for telling her famous pal that more oral sex would result in fewer fights in her relationships. Paltrow clarified, “You don’t have to always fight. Be a girl. Show him that he’s a man, and it’s a good thing energetically to do.” Stern interjected that “a lot of guys are insecure” when it comes to dating such well-known, powerful women. “It depends on how many blow jobs you give them,” Paltrow joked. Hmmm…seems to be sound advice. But on the other hand, she IS going through a divorce…and last we heard, her ex-husband was getting all those particular needs fulfilled by Katniss Everdeen . So who’s to say she knows what she’s talking about? Howard Stern Show

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Jill Duggar baby bump pictures

“Sweet baby bump picture of our Jill and her little one! At this point in gestation, there is now a 90% chance that he could survive outside the womb. Life is beautiful. We can#39;t wait to meet this boy!” Jill Duggar is so excited to meet her little boy that she’s literally counting down the days. The 19 Kids and Counting star, 23, shared a pregnancy update on her family’s official Facebook page on Sunday, Jan. 4, revealing that she is 28 weeks and 4 days along — and may give birth sooner than

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Salma Hayek in a Bikini of the Day

Why is it that most Mexican women in their 40s look like little Mexican trolls, all full of corn tortillas and babies…living in some mud hut, when not trying to jump fences into the USA to work in California or Texas as cleaning ladies…and not like Salma Hayek, because I can assure you, that if they did look like Salma Hayek, I would revisit my half Mexican roots, and move there to hire a different one each night for 20 US dollars, like my friends do when they go to CUBA or South East asia… I mean sure, Salma Hayek isn’t looking her best now that she’s old and tired, but she’s still pretty fucking fantastic and that’s coming from a self hating Mexican, because my Mexican mom was a hooker who neglected me…leading me to this horrible existence…where I take out all my issues on Mexican woman…except maybe for Salma Hayek …because I want to breast feed and call her mommy…she’s the right age for that…and her tits look perfectly suited for it…I guess this is the opposite of Daddy issues. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Chelsea Handler Does Topless Attention Seeking of the Day

I like to think of this as Chelsea Handler being on some worldly expedition, like some kind of explorer, going to all corners of the world, now that she’s got all the time in the world…including but not limited to the the arctic…just hoping to find someone who cares. She’s even taking off her shirt…to try to expedite the process…garbage.

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Chelsea Handler Does Topless Attention Seeking of the Day

Chelsea Handler Ass Flash of the Day

Chelsea Handler has been flashing her ass and tits and all that other good stuff on social media…because she’s terribly desperate now that her show has been cancelled and she doesn’t know what to do with herself…because they changed execs and studio heads from the guys she used to fuck, to guys who want nothing to do with her old, weathered ass, so she’s doing it in a public forum, pretending there’s a reason for it, and luckily not too old for me to look, not that they are ever too old for me to look, even if sometimes they should be too old for me to look….like in this Chelsea Handler situation, but desperation turns me on…more than anything this slag has ever done…making it a good look to me..

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The Time Has Come, Selenators: Vote Now For Your Favorite Selena Gomez Song

Selena Gomez’s new greatest hits album, ‘For You,’ got us thinking: Which is her best song ever? ‘Come & Get It’? ‘The Heart Wants What It Wants’? ‘Love You Like A Love Song’? ‘Naturally’? Vote in our poll now!

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See The Penis-Inspired Birthday Gift Miley Cyrus Got From Chelsea Handler

Miley Cyrus receives a giant plant from comedian Chelsea Handler, and it’s perfect for the Bangerz singer.

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Jason Biggs Peeing on Chelsea Handler’s Face of the Day

I don’t know how authentic this Jason Biggs peeing on Chelsea Handler vine is. It was posted by his wife and baby momma, Jenny, who I used to be internet friends with, and who is clearly a fame whore, while Jason Biggs and Chelsea Handler are clearly fame whores, just trying to make it, so it’s very possibly just a stupid stunt…because without cock there is no pee and even if it was pee – it’s hardly the worst thing she’s ever done, I mean how do you think she got famous in the first place… This is all of their big break…well second big break…well..hoping it is their second big break… Here she is talking about it/ seeding the viral story…

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Emily Didonato’s Selfies of the Day

Emily Didonato had some behind the scenes nudes released… I don’t know if they are actually her or not – only because I don’t even know who this girl is – I kind of wrote her off when I found out she dated Jake Gyllenhaal – the enemy…like actual pansy ass enemy who tried to fight me once – but now that I see she’s posting naked – I can forgive her terrible decisions – even if it was only last year. I can assume that that was just a marketing play…and I guess so are these and based on how good she looks – I still smell Gyllenhall Semen on her leg from when she would fuck his homo ass with inanimate objects..and looking at pics of a girl isn’t the same as knowing or respecting a woman – in fact most girls who are taking pics of themselves trying to get famous are hard to respect…

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Chelsea Handler Titty Flash of the Day

Apparently Chelsea Handler posted this picture of her tit on twitter…I don’t know if it’s legit or not…I don’t even know which on in the pic is Chelsea Hander… I would ask why? But, I know it is safe to say that the only reason anyone knows who this hack Chelsea Handler is, is because she was good at getting into this position…There’s a sex tape somewhere out there, some casting couch blow job shit, she’s a bottom feeder who reminds us all that being a whore means you can make it…as long as you can live with your vapid opportunist self…and you can after it worked out for you and everyone thinks you’re so funny….and amazing, except the network that cancelled your show – throwing you back into the wild of trying to find your way and navigate through life….showing your tit…

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