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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez Versini in a Bikini of the Day

You may or may not remember Cheryl Fernandez Versini….but you probably do…she was once someone named Cheryl Tweedy and in a bad Called Girls Aloud. Then she married a footballer named Ashley Cole who was black and she became Cheryl Cole, who she divorced, you know how these interracial things work out when your wife is an egotistical, bottom feeding, low level popstar cunt who acts like a fucking diva, entitled as she spends his money like it is her money….and now she’s with someone who’s last name is Fernandez Versini…making her Cheryl Fernandez Versini….complicated, but not as complicated as the things her vagina has seen and experienced in her career… She married this one after being together for 3 months, they are rumored to be broken up, but as white trash, that’s what you do… She’s been consistently a hot girl from the UK, a rare breed, now she’s a judge on X-Factor…and she’s posting some bikini pics of herself… She used to have a bunch of Prison tattoos, that are miraculously gone, and as a 32 year old, if this body isn’t photoshopped, who cares about the disappearance of the tattoos, or if this is a body double, face cropped out, it’s a hot bikini body, and that’s all that matters..I mean she’s also reportedly worth 40 million dollars….making her white trash more tasty to jerk off to…. The exciting news is that the husband’s cell phone was lost the other day – and she’s freaking out that “SENSITIVE INFORMATION WILL BE LEAKED”…. Let’s hope it’s anal sex videos… The post Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez Versini in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Wilde Is in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day

I don’t really know why I hate on Olivia Wilde….but for some reason I’ve decided she’s an overrated target of my deep rooted, soulless anger… Maybe it is because she’s old, 31 or something equally disgusting…maybe it’s because I don’t find her hot…or maybe it’s because I haven’t seen any of her TV shows or movies, so she’s more the kind of celebrity who just shows up in my feed and look at her mom body and think…what the fuck is this… I do know that her birth name is cockburn, and that was something I had fun with at least once or twice… I also know that she’s got an outty pussy that is sticking its tongue out at us…but I can’t be sure if that’s baby making related, or getting famous related, or just the way she was born… I mean she’s in a bikini, she’s some socialite from a long line of respected journalist in both the UK and America, but she decided to use those connections to get on TV…and I guess now to get in the paparazzi…. It’s all so boring…but check out that outty pussy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Olivia Wilde Is in a Bikini in Hawaii of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jaime King’s In a One Piece of the Day

I call this outfit “I have stretch marks from all the baby making I’ve participated in first hand…just be glad I’m not naked and my vagina isn’t spilling out…pretty much everywhere”…. Her name is Jaime King. She was a model in the 90s, I think…she’s gone onto very important things, like being friends with Taylor Swift….and now she’s taking bikini advice from her…because that’s just how influential Taylor Swift is… I liked her better when her name was James King and she was on heroin.. at 14…because she tried it on her first modeling job in 1994…when heroin was in…something these lame instagram models will never know…. I guess I’m a purist like that….I am old enough to remember her at 18…and I think there’s something raw and real in a person when living the New York model / party life in that era…something that died when they go Hollywood… But for a 40 year old…she’s doing ok…as long as she covers the fuck up… To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Jaime King’s In a One Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day

celeber.ru I am old…and I remember Cheryl Cole…and I guess she’s still around and doing things that only her audience would really grasp…a 2016 Calendar…seeing as the new generation, or really anyone under the age of 30 only knows Calendar to be the name of an app, and it lost the photoshoot integration that anyone over 30 will remember, because one of the shittiest most common gifts at a secret Santa was a fucking Calendar… Whether it was a Glamour model, a breed of dogs, or kittens, there was a fucking Calendar for it…whether it was self produced or done by Hallmark, there was a Calendar for it..but there’s no need for that anymore.. But I guess no one told this Girls Aloud, Soccer Wife, turned Soccer Divorcee and host of the X-Factor, who I think is still hot as fuck that…and I guess that’s a good thing, because seeing any hot girl pose for what looks like an instagram photoshoot is just a 3 on 10 in exciting…and 3 on 10 in exciting is better than 1 on 10 in exciting… This is cheesy as fuck, but I guess when I read it was a Calendar Shoot, I should have anticipated that…because in 2015 the idea of a Calendar is more of a joke than anything….so here it is… The post Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day

celeber.ru I am old…and I remember Cheryl Cole…and I guess she’s still around and doing things that only her audience would really grasp…a 2016 Calendar…seeing as the new generation, or really anyone under the age of 30 only knows Calendar to be the name of an app, and it lost the photoshoot integration that anyone over 30 will remember, because one of the shittiest most common gifts at a secret Santa was a fucking Calendar… Whether it was a Glamour model, a breed of dogs, or kittens, there was a fucking Calendar for it…whether it was self produced or done by Hallmark, there was a Calendar for it..but there’s no need for that anymore.. But I guess no one told this Girls Aloud, Soccer Wife, turned Soccer Divorcee and host of the X-Factor, who I think is still hot as fuck that…and I guess that’s a good thing, because seeing any hot girl pose for what looks like an instagram photoshoot is just a 3 on 10 in exciting…and 3 on 10 in exciting is better than 1 on 10 in exciting… This is cheesy as fuck, but I guess when I read it was a Calendar Shoot, I should have anticipated that…because in 2015 the idea of a Calendar is more of a joke than anything….so here it is… The post Cheryl Cole’s Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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LeAnn Rimes Ass in a Bikini of the Day

What the fuck is going on with this face… I guess the best way to describe how LeAnn Rimes makes me feel is… I love that she looks like a beat up porn chick, knowing she’s one of the top selling Country singers of all time, and that for her entire existence, she played the whole Christian card for white people to support her no matter what “Sins” she was tempted with, like her boyfriend, who she divorced her first husband for, after he left his wife, because he was cheating on her with LeAnn….and/or her fake tits… It’s like she embodies all that is wrong with America, that is coincidentally all that I love about America…big tits, skinny frame, adultery, lies to appease the Jesus Freaks, money, and fake tits…in bikini selfies… The post LeAnn Rimes Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Harding in a Solid Outfit of the Day

Sarah Harding is some 40 year old popstar who has had what looks like some really hard living…since her UK pop band Girls Aloud in the 90s disbanded and created the amazing an hot Cheryl Cole…while I guess shitting out this one…. Over the years she’s had a series of bikinis, panty flashes, etc…I’ve posted on her before HERE Not that I care about Sarah Harding, or what she’s up to, or even about any of these idiots, but I’ve been updating this shit for 11 years and I’ve stumbled across these iditos before.. That said, on this comeback tour she’s wearing a Cat Suit and her face is so fucking haggard, I barely even notice what must be a massive cameltoe, bot a product of the low level celebrity slut…party… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS

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Chloe Goodman Knows How To Dress

For all the posts I do on busty British reality stars, I’ve never actually watched a single episode of one of their shows. But I might have to start after seeing  Chloe Goodman looking red-hot for the launch of the new season of Celebrity Big Brother . I’ve never heard of Chloe before this, so I’m not sure if she technically qualifies as a “celebrity,” but according to my research, she’s been a body double for one of my first loves Cheryl Cole . And that’s good enough for me. So whenever Chloe gets kicked out of the Big Brother house, she’s got an open invitation to come move in with me and my mom. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Cheryl Cole’s Hotness Returns!

It’s been a while since we’ve seen her, but here’s one of my first loves Cheryl Tweedy looking hot as ever at what I’m told is the launch of her new perfume. And if it smells anywhere near as good as she looks here, I should buy a whole case. Let’s just say my place could use an upgrade from it’s current scent: “Eau de week old pizza.” Anyway, during my “research” for this post, I found out that Cheryl just got married again to some French dude this month, which is pretty devastating considering she’s the original future ex-Mrs. Tuna. Oh well. I guess if I’ve already waited this long, what’s another few months, right? » view all 21 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Cheryl Cole in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder if people actually care about Cheryl Cole…some white trash girl who fucked the right people, landed a place in some fabricated UK Band like the Spice Girls, and leveraged it to hosting on TV and marrying then divorcing some rich dude as a back-up plan if she happened to burn through her money…all because she was and still is pretty hot as fuck…because I know I care..I think she’s great…from Prison tattoos to spread asshole I haven’t seen, but would like to see, because the asshole is the window to a girl’s soul..I’m a fucking fan… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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