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Christina Aguilera’s Fat Girl Boobs

I always understood that when a relationship ends, the dude gets hammered with his buddies and the chick looses all kind of weight she put on and gets back to being the hot single chick she was when you first met her. So why the hell is Christina Aguilera getting all chubby? Here she is getting out of her limo the other night looking a little soft around the edges, like a pillow case filled with sour cream. I’m all for plumping up the old chesticles, there’s no such thing as boobs that are TOO big, but this is going a little too far…. She’s fat.

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Girl Boobs

I always understood that when a relationship ends, the dude gets hammered with his buddies and the chick looses all kind of weight she put on and gets back to being the hot single chick she was when you first met her. So why the hell is Christina Aguilera getting all chubby? Here she is getting out of her limo the other night looking a little soft around the edges, like a pillow case filled with sour cream. I’m all for plumping up the old chesticles, there’s no such thing as boobs that are TOO big, but this is going a little too far…. She’s fat.

Katharine McPhee Shows Us Her Puppies

I get that these pictures of Katharine McPhee walking her dog the other day aren’t exactly things boners are made of, but I’ve always kind of like this chick and I wanted to give her another chance at winning me over. She’s not married is she? Do I still have a chance? Who am I kidding, I’m a celebrity blogger with carpel tunnel who lives in his mother’s basement…. Of course I’ve got a chance. Call me. But not after 10pm, mother’s doesn’t stand for late phone calls.

‘Green Hornet’ Star — Thrown In Jail

Filed under: Ed Furlong , Celebrity Justice Edward Furlong is currently in jail, after a judge ruled he violated a domestic restraining order. Furlong — who starred in ” Terminator 2: Judgment Day ” and the new ” The Green Hornet ” flick — was handcuffed in court at around 11:30 AM and taken to… Read more

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‘Green Hornet’ Star — Thrown In Jail

‘You’re Cut Off!’ Star — The Mug Shot

Filed under: Jennifer Jowett , VH1 , Celebrity Justice TMZ has obtained the mug shot for ugly-people-hating pampered princess Jennifer Jowett — the chick from VH1’s ” You’re Cut Off! ” who was popped for DUI last night — and based on her shirt, she’s tanked. As we first reported, Jowett was pulled over in… Read more

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‘You’re Cut Off!’ Star — The Mug Shot

‘You’re Cut Off!’ Star — The Mug Shot

Filed under: Jennifer Jowett , VH1 , Celebrity Justice TMZ has obtained the mug shot for ugly-people-hating pampered princess Jennifer Jowett — the chick from VH1’s ” You’re Cut Off! ” who was popped for DUI last night — and based on her shirt, she’s tanked. As we first reported, Jowett was pulled over in… Read more

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‘You’re Cut Off!’ Star — The Mug Shot

Jayde Nicole’s Breasts Make An Appearance

I’ve only got a few shots of former Playboy somebody Jayde Nicole outside some douchy nightclub, but she’s exposing some fairly high quality cleavage in that sheer top of hers so why the hell not. I think this chick’s fifteen minutes are pretty much up, when the paparazzi only take four shots of you with your breasts practically falling all over the sidewalk you know it’s not long before the porn people come calling. I guess it won’t be long before we’ll be seeing her in a “tasteful” girl on girl scene.

Selena Gomez Is Just Too Cute

Here’s Selana Gomez walking down the streat the other day looking like a wholesome young lady. I don’t know what else to tell you, I know she’s over eighteen now, but I just can’t bring myself to say anything mean or sexual about this chick, she’s too cute, I just want to bounce her up and down on my lap… For like forty-five minutes or so.

Rihanna Gives Us A Tasty Peek

Here’s Rihanna in some photoshoot for Interview magazine looking pretty damn amazing if you ask me. I knew the chick was hot, but with all this photoshopping and airbrushing work done on her, she looks outstanding. Those legs look like they go on forever, I’d like to find out if they do. I may have to buy this magazine for my archives of hotties, it’s very extensive, I’m going to donate it to the Smithsonian when I die.

Avril Lavigne Is Looking A Little Rundown

Divorce seems to have really taken it’s toll on Avril Lavigne , what happened to the hot little punk princess we used to love so much? Here she is at the American Music Awards looking a little like she’s on the hunt for her next bag of glue. I don’t really want to say that she looks like a junky, but I watch a lot of Intervention on A&E and I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this chick before. Alright, I’ve just reviewed all the pictures and it’s only in a few of them that she looks like her teeth are going to fall out and her skin is crawling. Verdict: Probably not a junky. Case closed.