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JWoWW’s Big Boobs Barely Save Face

These pictures of Jenni Farley aka JWoWW involve two of my three favorite things, big fat boobies and tube top bikinis. She almost got all three, but she wasn’t bouncing on a trampoline so according to the rules I couldn’t give her the hat trick. This chick needs to buy herself the biggest pair of sunglasses they make because that busted up face of hers is ruining this moment for me.

Tila Tequila Gets Back To Basics…. Stripping

It was just a matter of time before Tila Tequila would return to something she’s used to…. Stripping. Here she is at some club doing one of those obnoxious stripteases where the chick doesn’t take off her clothes. What’s the point? If guys wanted to go somewhere the woman DOESN’T get naked and DOESN’T have sex with them, they’d stay home with their wives. I love lame wife jokes. Anyhow, try to enjoy these pictures as much as you can without seeing blond Asian nipple.

Miranda Kerr’s Cleavage Is Red Hot

This job can mess up your perception of things sometimes so on occasion I like to find some pictures of supermodels like Miranda Kerr just walking around, you know, just to see if they look like they would blend in to everyday society…. They don’t. They’re frickin’ awesome and they know it. I bet this chick has never paid for a drink or had a parking ticket before in her life. God bless her. In my next life I would like to be a supermodels assistant. Even in the after life I have low expectations.

Katy Perry Hipster Upskirt Pictures

I think Katy Perry likes to confuse me with her occasional hotness. Here she is actually looking pretty good flashing some ass in her sexy heels and killer leggings. What the hell? No oversized neon pink hipster t-shirts of stupid polka dot bows in your hair? Who is this chick? Not that I’m complaining, I like when Katy dresses herself up like a real woman , especially if she’s going to give us a little peek at her bum bum. Anyhow, you know how the rest of this is going to play out, she makes my pants tight, all the blood is rushing away from my head etc etc. Enjoy.

Grace Park Bikini Pictures

Here’s Grace Park filming some beach scenes for the new movie remake of Hawaii Five-O . Did that get your attention? I didn’t think so. Nobody gives a crap about what she’s doing as long as she’s doing it in a bikini. I don’t know much about this chick, but she was on Battlestar Gallactica so I’m sure there are a pantload of internet nerds reading this crap right now. Well, not reading this but at least looking at the pictures. Enjoy nerds.

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Pole Dancing Pro

We’ve all seen the awesome videos of fat chicks trying their best to work the stripper pole and completely falling on their fat heads. So good. This is not one of those videos. Not only does this chick have a killer body, but she knows how to work the pole. Hot. Pole Dancing Pro Video More AmaTuna

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Amanda Seyfried’s Secret Boobs Go For A Run

Here’s Amanda Seyfried keeping her body fit for me by doing a little jogging through the suburbs the other day. I like to see this, I would have preferred to see her in more of a sports bra and short shorts combination, but I’ll take what I can get. This chick is growing on me, she’s got some big secret boobs under that tank top that need to be released and when they are you know I’ll be there to report it. When I say report it I mean stare at them and drool like a homeless man outside a mouthwash factory.

Johnny Depp Is in Pearl Jam?

Here’s Johnny Depp (left) on the set of his new film this week, and Pearl Jam front man Eddie Vedder (right) at a concert recently.One did his best work in the 90s.We’re just sayin’. See Also ‘Idol’ Chick — Amazing ‘Grace’ … Permalink

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Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani Bikini Pictures

I’ve been known to occasionally put up pictures of obscure European celebrities hanging out in their tiny European bikinis, this is one of those moments. Here’s Italian(?) hottie/actress Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani giving herself a suntan rub down in her little black bathing suit on the beach. So hot, I especially like her cheesy stripper butterfly tattoo, it reminds me of my mom. I have no clue who this chick is, but I like what I’m seeing. Her name is a bit of a mouthful, but so is her…. You know the rest.

Simon Cowell is a Tweaker

Filed under: American Idol Simon Cowell got a little touchy-feely with someone on the “American Idol” judge’s panel last night — himself! More “American Idol” Simon Cowell’s Chick Sports Massive Rock Simon vs. Ellen — They Don’t Idolize Each Other … Permalink

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