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Adrianne Curry Breasts Come Out For Nerds

You may not be aware of this, but wherever there’s a gathering of nerds, Adrienne Curry will be there to give them awkward boners. Here she is at Comic Con over the weekend in her weird nerd superhero costume. I don’t know what she’s supposed to be dressed as, I don’t really care all that much, but she’s showing off a hell of a lot of breast so I’m all for it. She’s kind of wearing assless chaps too, what the hell? This chick is just weird, hot, but weird. I can’t look away.

Selena Gomez’s With A New Dude?

Here’s cutie Selena Gomez hanging out on the beach in her short shorts, flashing her hot little belly and all around looking good. I like this chick, everything she does looks like a photoshoot for a clothing catalogue for young women. I’m not sure who the dude is she’s horsing around with, nor do I really care, but anything is a step up from that Bieber douche. I want to go for a walk on the beach with Selena, what the hell? Did the guy win some sort of sweepstakes and where do I enter to win?

Selena Gomez’s Sexy Striped Bikini

I don’t know who the hell this chick is, but she’s posing in a sexy little striped bikini next to Selena Gomez . Ha! See what I did there? Obviously, I don’t give a crap about the other chick, but I would enjoy some time in the hot tub with these two. I’ve got a box of wine and a whole lot of baby oil… Let’s do this.

Blake Lively Is Just A Hot Piece

I’m glad that Blake Lively has a new movie coming out, not because I think it’s going to be a good movie, I know better than that, but because she’s contractually obligated to make all kinds of appearances to promote it and that means all kinds of Blake Lively hotness. Here she is looking as hot as ever as she smiles for me outside the Letterman studios last night. She’s so hot, I would marry this chick without ever saying one word to her if she’d have me. No pre-nuo either. Call me.

Olivia Munn Is A Classy Lady?

I’m not sure I’m liking these pictures of Olivia Munn , she’s far too serious for my taste, what happened to the chick who would dress up as Princess Leah because her nerd audience demanded it? I can’t take this chick seriously. Here she is at the premiere of something that real actors are invited to. What the hell? I’m confused. So am I supposed to take her seriously now or are we cool if I refer to her breasts as fatty-cakes? Where do we stand?

Tasha toned nude

We love this chick Tasha as this Russian babe is one of the most ripped girls we have ever seen! Check her out nude posing for the camera in this photo shoot Continue reading

Say Goodbye To Jessica Simpson’s Big Breasts

Now that Jessica Simpson has fattened herself up and squeezed out a baby, I wonder if she even noticed she gave birth, she can get to work at her new job of losing weight for Weight Watchers . I don’t envy anyone who’s got to be around this chick while she diets, I can’t imagine she’ll be all that pleasant, but before she does I wanted to post one last goodbye to her massive massive pregnancy boobs…. You’ll be missed ladies. Now hit the treadmill.

Ashley Greene Rocks The Tight Pants

There’s just something about hot chicks in tight pants walking the streets that turns me on, why do you think I walk around with a camera taped to my shoe? Here’s Ashley Greene working it in some tight pants and a sexy loose top. I don’t know what I like more, if there was a booty shot I’d probably be able to make a more informed decision. Either way the chick is hot and those legs would look good wrapped around my face. Call me.

Tamara Ecclestone’s Bolt Ons Are Firm

Meet Tamara Ecclestone . She’s a British socialite and daughter of Bernie Ecclestone, who is a very rich dude. People say, money can buy you many things but it can’t buy you class. And that’s why I love this chick. Look at those bolt-ons! So classless and delicious!

Twerking For Mother’s Day?: “Twerk For Justice, Solidarity, And Liberation!” [Video]

This chick is out there. Even so much, her youtube name and spiel tell a story of…well, you watch for yourself. Turn the page and peep this freaky-ghetto mess.

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