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Keira Knightley Orgasms on Stage During Lesbian Play

Brit beauty Keira Knightley recently described her experience starring with Mad Men babe Elizabeth Moss in the classic lesbian play The Children’s Hour on the West End stage: “Oh, God, the only thing that’s going through my head to describe it is it’s like sex with an orgasm at the end of it!” We’re sure Elizabeth feels the same way, Keira. Keira explains what it’s like being on stage as a boarding school teacher accused of eating at the Y with one of her female co-workers, as opposed to being in a non-nude movie about pirates: “Whereas film is like you have sex, but you never get the orgasm. A lot of stopping and starting… It’s the completion of the story, the full arc.” Her rug-munching role also skinspired Keira, who has already played a bare-breasted bisexual bounty huntress in Domino , to find new ways to really get into her character: “If I’m not getting better, not learning, not changing, then what’s the point of it? It must be boring for people to watch it if it’s always the same.” That depends on whether “the same” means “fully clothed” or “fully frontal.”

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Welcome to the (Vertical) Smileys: DVD Roundup 2-1-11

This week on DVD and Blu-ray, the skin haul includes Kristen Stewart ‘s full moon, Keira Knightley topless, and the naked flasher chicks of the slasher flick Hatchet II . Racktastic. Never Let Me Go Nude on Blu-ray, Keira Knightley and Andrew Garfield play a pair of clones raised to be organ donors in the sci-fi drama Never Let Me Go . We don’t see Keira’s rear-a, but fortunately Ms. Knightley does flash her lefty and her righty at the 51-minute mark. When Keira says, “Never let me go,” fortunately, she doesn’t mean, “Never let me go topless!” Hatchet II Splattering in Hi-def on Blu-ray, former child actress and current scream queen Danielle Harris stars in the blood- and flesh-filled horror sequel Hatchet II . But I’ve got an axe to grind with this movie: there’s not a single one of Danielle’s dairybombs in sight! Fortunately, Danielle’s costars pick up the slack. Sally Agor bares boobs, butt, and bald beaver seven minutes in, and Alexis Peters takes her top off at the 59-minute mark. When it comes to slasher flicks, it’s all about those flasher chicks. Welcome to the Rileys Nude on DVD, James Gandolfini is a plumbing supplies contractor who goes to New Orleans on a business trip and tries to save a young prostitute and stripper played by Twilight babe Kristen Stewart in the drama Welcome to the Rileys . I’m sorry to report that Kristen doesn’t actually get topless to play a topless dancer, but one hour in, her microscopic thong rides so far up her butt crack we get an unobstructed view of her full moon. Welcome to the Heinie!

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Britney Spears Looking…. Who Knows Anymore

I wish I could say that Britney Spears was looking awesome now that her new song has been leaked and it’s expected to be a big hit and all that crap, but she’s looking kinda like every stripper I’ve ever seen working the off nights like tuesdays or sundays. Those dead eyes always get me going. Anyhow, here she is after getting her hair extensions adjusted, I know, classy right? Who cares, I like my chicks with fake hair, fake boobs, fake nails, fake whatever, basically as long as they’re willing to have sex with me… We’re good. Enjoy.

‘Rock of Love’ Finalist — Jailed for Pimp Cup Attack

Filed under: Bret Michaels , Brittanya O'Campo , Celebrity Justice One of the chicks Bret Michaels dissed on ” Rock of Love Bus ” has just begun a 6-month stint behind bars for unleashing a bloody attack on another woman with a pimp chalice … TMZ has learned. 25-year-old Brittanya O’Campo checked into Ventura County… Read more

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Sara Jean Underwood Is A Natural Beauty

This isn’t the first time I’ve had pictures of Sara jean Underwood on the site and I can assure you, barring some unforeseen accident, it won’t be the last. This chicks body is just unbelievable, it should be in the National History Museum as an example to future generations as to what the female body should look like. I love her. Especially when she wears outfits like this that highlight all the good parts. Call me. more pictures of Sara Jean Underwood here

Blake Lively’s Cute Butt In Fancy Short Shorts

Leave it to a high end hottie like Blake Lively to even make short shorts look classy. Here she is on the set of her girlie TV show giving us a nice little look at just one of her many talents. I would have liked the short shorts to be a little shorter, these look like they could be bermuda shorts compared to some of the crap I see the chicks wearing these days, but I’ll take it. Besides, it’s Blake Lively and we’re in love… We are! She’s just too focused on her career right now to spend any time with me. more pictures of Blake Lively here

Cameron Diaz Short Shorts Leg Party

Even though Cameron Diaz is starting to get up there in age, at least for a hot piece of ass, she’s still looking pretty damn good. Here she is promoting that crappy movie I’ll never see unless she’s nude, wearing a nice pair of adult short shorts. They’re adult short shorts because I’ve seen the shorts the chicks wear these days and they’re a lot shorter than these bermudas. Don’t get me wrong, these are pretty damn good, but I was walking behind a chick the other day and I’m pretty sure I saw her butthole. more pictures of Cameron Diaz here

Megan Fox Covers Up Her Incredible Bikini Body

A few weeks ago I said how annoying it was that lately every time with saw Megan Fox she always seemed to be dressed as a homeless dude, then she surprised us all with some amazing vacation bikini pictures . Well, vacation is definitely over and Megan is back in her crackhead on her period outfit . So disappointing. Why would someone with such a hot little body want to cover it up in this garbage? And don’t say she was on a plain and wanted to be comfortable, my girlfriend has some of those tight stretchy pants that all the chicks wear these days that make their asses look awesome and she says they’re super comfortable. Couldn’t Megan where a one piece bodysuit made out of that crap when she travels? Lame.

The Rape-Simulation Dance

This crazy break-dancing style looks like it was inspired by a rape re-enactment. The intense screaming and broken table makes this one of the more climactic dances I've seen in awhile. The Best Links: Watch Huge Girl Breaks Chair During Dance Watch Two Chicks Break Table During Dance Video View

‘Dancing’ Dudes: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Who’d You Rather? , Dancing with the Stars “Dancing with the Stars” toe tapper Mark Ballas, ice shaker Evan Lysacek and moon walker Buzz Aldrin all showed up at the same event in L.A. on Tuesday.Question is … See Also ‘Pretty Wild’ Chicks: Who’d You Rather? … Permalink

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