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Be a good parent

If you’re pregnant, you should start and IV of soda pop to give your little embryo a good start! Formula is too expensive anyway, fill that bottle with delicious Coke or Pepsi and make sure your child is fitting in. Don’t you want your kid to be happy and have friends and a bubbly personality?

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Missing baby found alive

I don’t usually do missing children posts, but this is the most bizarre story and I can’t even begin to figure it out. * CHIPLEY, Fla.

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Missing baby found alive

Are You Sufficiently Exploiting Your Child’s Looks, For Money?

Raising a child in our modern world can be expensive, what with their constant nagging for new “Gameboys” and “contraception.” Fortunately your child’s dewy, youthful innocence can be sold off to a modeling agency, for sweet, sweet money. Horrible parents across America are selling off their children’s looks to make a few extra bucks during these tough economic times, according to the WSJ.

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Are You Sufficiently Exploiting Your Child’s Looks, For Money?

Glenn Beck Tragically Alive

“There is no harder thing than to have Glenn Beck outlive your child.” Gotcha Media Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

50 Cent Shows His ‘Softer Side’ In ‘Baby By Me’ Video, Fans Say

Destiny’s Child alum Kelly Rowland is a hit in the clip: ‘It’s nice to see her out there.’ By Adam Murphy 50 Cent in his “Baby By Me” video Photo: Interscope 50 Cent talks a big game in his songs, relaying his tales from the street to his eager fans. And when you think “50 Cent music video,” you’d probably expect a similarly tough take.

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50 Cent Shows His ‘Softer Side’ In ‘Baby By Me’ Video, Fans Say

Everyday is Halloween for Katie Price and Her Tits and Her Cross Dresser of the Day

Jordan and her tranny make-up, tranny tits, tranny everything has developed a reputation for herself of a bitch who turns her men faggot, or being the bitch faggot’s marry to get more publicity for themselves, before ultimately going back to being faggot.

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Everyday is Halloween for Katie Price and Her Tits and Her Cross Dresser of the Day

Kelly Rowland and Her Shitty Implants in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Rowland got the shitty end of the deal with that whole Destiny’s Child shit, not that she didn’t make great money doing the whole Destiny’s Child shit, even though no amount of money would be enough to stomach hanging with Beyonce and her bullshit over the course of a bunch of years, but because her partner went onto have a solo career and acting career, becoming this phenomenon all while Kelly Rowland is stuck training for the circus because that’s the only place a clown like her can get work. The real confusing thing in all this, and what makes this story even more outrageous is the fact that Beyonce was the fat one and everyone knows the fat friend is the one who is supposed to be stuck on the backburner and ignored until one night when she finally stands up for herself and asks her skinny friend to leave one guy for her for a change, and that dude just happens to be you, forcing you to go home with the fat manager and not the chick you initially planned on going home with.

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Most, umm, curious toys

Let your child cuddle up with Pee and Poo! How heartwarming it would be to see youngsters embrace thier plush body wastes. As for the Gut A Fish, that’s going under my tree! Kids waste so many pets before they learn propper gutting. Now they can practice! There’s more HERE.

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Lindsay Lohan Caught In The Parent Trap

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly getting a restraining order taken out against dad Michael after he claimed she was killing herself with drugs. The actress will apply for the orders in California and New York, her mother Dina Lohan tells the New York Post. And Dina herself says she may try to get Michael jailed for non-payment of child support.

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Lindsay Lohan Caught In The Parent Trap

Clash of the Costumes: Cisco Adler vs. Perez Hilton

As everyone knows, Halloween brings out the crazies. It also brings out the attention-starved douchebags

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Clash of the Costumes: Cisco Adler vs. Perez Hilton