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Victoria’s Secret Model Maryna Linchuk Bikini Pictures

Posted on July 5, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After the pictures I had up earlier of Jodie Marsh looking a little too manly for my taste, kind of scary, I needed someone who was all woman to cleanse my palette so to speak. Here’s Victoria’s Secret hottie Maryna Linchuk showing off that very lady like figure of hers in some sexy bikini photoshoot. That’s more like it. I don’t think it’s possible to have too many pictures of a hottie like this on the site. See now this woman I’d like to wrestle, Jodie would probably beat the crap out of me.

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Elisabetta Canalis Dictator Bikini Rub Down

Posted on May 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re looking for a clever way to promote your movie at the Cannes Film Festival , this might be it. Put on your best fake Dictator costume, hire one of George Clooney’s ex girlfriends to come to your fake yacht, and get her to let you rub baby oil all over her half naked body. That works. Here Elisabetta Canalis in her hot little bikini doing her best to get some attention… For the movie of course. Well played.

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Amy Childs’ Hair Gets Vajazzled

Posted on May 16, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Look, I’m all for big busty British chicks dressing up in stupid costumes to promote whatever garbage someone will pay them to promote, but I haven’t got a clue what’s going on here. Apparently these are shots of Amy Childs in a weird flesh colored see through unitard promoting something called ‘Amy Childs’ Hair Vajazzles’ … Wait what? That’s not really a thing is it? ‘Hair Vajazzles’ sounds like something a stripper does to her pubic hair. I don’t know what’s going on.

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Rihanna Is Pretty Much Naked Right?

Posted on May 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wasn’t planning on going to see this Battleship movie, but after seeing these shots of Rihanna at the premiere I might have to reconsider. So she’s basically naked right now right? Amazing. I’m not sure a thin layer of silk can really be considered fully dressed. I like it. I wonder if this movie has got a girl version of the volleyball scene from Top Gun . Isn’t Brooklyn Decker in this too? So Rihanna and Brooklyn oiled up in bikinis playing volleyball?…. I wish.

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Lindsay Ellingson, Doutzen Kroes & Erin Heatherton Are Just Too Hot

Posted on May 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When is it going to be my time? How come I don’t get invited to parties like this? What the hell does a blogger have to do? Here are Victoria’s Secret models Lindsay Ellingson , Doutzen Kroes and Erin Heatherton getting all sexy together at some sort of Victoria’s Secret party last night. Not fair. I own a suit you know. I guess it probably wouldn’t be a good idea to be in the same room with this many hotties, I think erections are frowned upon at these events.

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Amy Childs Busts Out The Curves

Posted on April 27, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can’t think of a better way to spend my afternoon than by staring at pictures of busty British hottie Amy Childs with a really tight dress stretched out by her massive breasts. Seriously, those things have stretched the material to the point where it’s pretty much see through. I love it. How can I get a date with a curvaceous hottie like this? A free date. Big hair, big boobs, high heels and a really tight dress. Perfection.

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Amy Childs Works Her Impressive Figure

Posted on April 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wouldn’t say that Amy Childs is best known for her booty, we all know just how ample her bosom is, but I’ve got to say I’m pretty impressed. Here she is showing off her tasty posterior and even tastier breasts in her fancy lacy dress. I normally prefer big breasted, big haired blondes, but I can get into this redheaded business. Are they allowed out at night? Because I need to take this beauty to a fancy restaurant to show her off.

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Miranda Kerr’s Tight Supermodel Goodness

Posted on April 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I get a lot of pictures of hotties and not so hotties heading to the gym in spandex yoga or pilates costumes, but rarely anything as hot as this. Here’s supermodel Miranda Kerr showing everyone what a yoga outfit is supposed to look like. Jesus! Obviously she’s a supermodel and this is what she gets paid to do, but come on. I know she doesn’t have giant breasts or anything, but she’s so damn skinny that they still look pretty impressive. Especially with the sun hitting them just right. Awesome.

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Adriana Lima Makes Bikini Sexy Faces

Posted on April 3, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure what to tell you, I was trying to think of something clever or witty to say about these pictures of Adriana Lima in her bikini, but I’m drawing a blank. It probably has something to do with all the blood rushing south from my brain. Anyhow, you shouldn’t even be reading this garbage, there’s a half naked supermodel making sexy faces right above these words. Right there. How do I make one of those arrows with = and > to point up? You get the idea.

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Sara Jean Underwood Hot Nerd Car Wash

Posted on March 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I know that Sara Jean Underwood works for G4 TV sometimes and seems to love teasing nerds by going to their conventions wearing skimpy superhero costumes and stuff like that, so when I heard there were some pictures of her working a Star Wars themed car wash I was intrigued and more than a little aroused. I’m not even a huge Star Wars fan, but this is pretty awesome. A hottie like this in a soaking wet tight white outfit? Come on. I wonder how many nerd testicles exploded that afternoon.

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