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Amy Childs Hides Her Only Talents

I think this Amy Childs chick is getting a little too cozy in her new position of busty chick #4255 that The Tuna would like to bang. Instead of continuing her run of showing off her big fat breasts on the red carpet in outfits designed by and made for strippers, she thought it would be a good idea to cover the girls up and head out. Big mistake. When you cover up the big cleavage, all people see is your face and… Well, let’s just say she’s got a good body and leave it at that.

Amy Childs Hides Her Only Talents

I think this Amy Childs chick is getting a little too cozy in her new position of busty chick #4255 that The Tuna would like to bang. Instead of continuing her run of showing off her big fat breasts on the red carpet in outfits designed by and made for strippers, she thought it would be a good idea to cover the girls up and head out. Big mistake. When you cover up the big cleavage, all people see is your face and… Well, let’s just say she’s got a good body and leave it at that.

Micaela Schaefer In The Hottest Outfit Ever!

I’m not sure who the hell this Micaela Schaefer chick, but she’s wearing one of the greatest outfits I’ve ever seen in my life. Amazing!!.. It’s not my birthday and it’s not Halloween and yet this is really happening. I’m probably going to find out I’ve got ball cancer tomorrow. Dammit! Until then, I’m going to sit back and enjoy what has to be the largest amount of cleavage allowed by law. Well done, whoever you are. more pictures of Micaela Schaefer here

Who Else Can See Amy Childs’ Bra?

As far as busty British nobodies go, Amy Childs is by far my new favorite. I don’t know what she’s from or what it is that she does, but I like the way she does it. Here she is at some event wearing a nice pair of leather pants and an ever so slightly see through top. I don’t really know how I’m supposed to show my Zumba Love , like her t-shirt is telling me to, but I wouldn’t mind giving it a shot. Hopefully it involves our no-no spots possibly rubbing up against each other. Good times.

Lily Aldridge Will You Marry Me?

I’ve never once had any desire to get married, except for that one time with that coked out Russian stripper, but after seeing these pictures I might reconsider. Here’s supermodel Lily Aldridge in some sexy wedding night lingerie. I do. Jesus yes! I do. Unbelievable. I highly doubt this is what a woman looks like on her wedding night, six hours stuffed into double layered Spanx drinking, dancing and wolfing down crappy food? Come on. That’s why supermodels are so awesome. Enjoy.

Alexandra Stan Is My New Crush

I don’t fall in love very easily, once or twice a day max, but this Alexandra Stan bird has got my heart a fluttering. Apparently she’s a Romanian singer-songwriter with a really popular song called Mr. Saxobeat . Crazy Europeans. I don’t actually want to listen to any of her music, I’m sure it’s very well written stuff, but I do like looking at her in her sexy little booty shorts. What have I done? I couldn’t help myself, I watched one of her videos…. The song is awful. But the chick is pretty damn sexy so who cares I guess. This songs going to be in my head for days. Ugh! Check out some videos below. Lollipop Music Video Mr Saxobeat MusicVideo Get Back Music Video more pictures of Alexandra Stan here

Adriana Lima Topless Tease

I’m sick of all the VMA pictures, I’m sick of a pregnant Hilary Duff and I’m sick of blogging in my boxer shorts, so I needed to class things up a bit. I’ve put on some tight European boxer briefs and I’ve got these shots of Adriana Lima teasing us in some sexy lingerie. I love it. The woman is a piece of art, she should be in a hotness museum… Hopefully an interactive museum where we’re allowed to touch the art. These shorts aren’t fitting right anymore. more pictures of Adriana Lima here

Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures

Here’s supermodel and super MILF Adriana Lima proving that having a baby pop out of you doesn’t mean the end to having a great bikini body. So all you moms out there take note and stop your complaining and start your Pilates because your husbands don’t deserve anything less. You’re welcome fellas.

Amy Childs Shows Off Her Big Talents

This Amy Childs chick has quickly become one of my favorite complete nobodies. Seriously, I really don’t know who she is, but I like her. I think it has something to do with her very plump frontal talents. Here she is out the other night showing off the girls in a nice tight tank top. If there was ever a time for a freak rain shower, it’s right now. It could happen, we’ve been having strange weather everywhere this summer. Nice boobs.

Malin Akerman Is In A Bikini

If you’re anything like me than you don’t really know a whole hell of a lot about Malin Akerman , nor should you, but you like bikini chicks so here we are. I think she was in Couples Retreat , not that anyone saw that crap. Anyhow, she’s in a nice pair of short shorts and a bikini top so who really cares. Is it just me or does she kinda look like a tranny Conan O’Brien in that top picture. Creepy. Who cares, she’s still got a great body. Does that make me gay? I don’t know how this works.