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The 7 Types Of Internet Lists

Link: http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1… Internet lists are more and more like navel-gazing every day. Come to think of it, that's a good idea – watch this space for “The 10 Different Kinds of Navel.” Read

Zodiac Crayons

An incredible amount of time must have gone into carving these crayons to look like the animals of the Chinese Zodiac. I guess my color is “scarlet.” How about you? View

Admiral Ackbar For Ole Miss Mascot

SPORTS BUZZ : “Admiral Ackbar” is a trending topic on Google search right now, which means that it's going to be a good day. There is a grassroots campaign afoot to make the great Admiral the new mascot for Ole Miss, and it's apparently gaining a lot of traction. Sounds like a trap to me. Hit the links for more info. The Best Links: Admiral Ackbar Closer to Ole Miss Mascot Status Admiral Ackbar To Become Ole Miss Mascot? Admiral Ackbar for Ole Miss Mascot Mississippi’s mascot mess The Argument for Admiral Ackbar As The New Ole Miss Mascot Admiral Ackbar (olemiss_ackbar) on Twitter Admiral Ackbar Cereal It’s A Chinese Finger Trap! [PIC] Read

Lily Allen’s Ass is a Serious Mistake of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck was going through Lily Allen’s head when she decided to wear this outfit, but I do know that her lower body is fucking disgusting. Shit brings back memories of when I worked at an old folks home cleaning shit off pretty much almost dead, old, sloppy, saggy, flat, fat asses. There’s really not much more to say about this as I deal with the confusion of why a cunt so vile would try to pull off the pantsless performing style on National TV. Maybe she’s upset Gaga who never wears pants is a huge phenomenon because let’s face it, Gaga isn’t famous because she doesn’t wear pants and does wear stupid costumes, she’s famous because there’s a whole lot of gay teenagers and retards who buy into her shit. But I can guarantee Lily Allen would get more fans without making the public sick to their fucking stomach, contemplate homosexuality, and run to our Lady Gaga posters to perform our daily ritual of worshiping her just so that Lily Allen and her fat disgusting ass disappears…. Pics via Bauer and Pics via LFI

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Lady Gaga’s Sloppy Cellulite Ass and Thick Pussy of the Day

I walked into a Chinese restaurant drunk to take a piss around midnight last night. Not only did a street kid with rotting teeth and a serious drug addiction ask me for change and when I said no, offered me a blow job and when I laughed at the offer, she said she was being serious, putting me in an awkward position cuz I had to turn down a fucking blowjob and I am trained to never do that….but a group of college kids made fun about how fat I was when I walked in saying shit like “you really think it’s a good idea for that guy to eat here” and “I hope they stocked up on food cuz they are about to get cleared out” and realized that shit I must be pretty fucking fat to get mocked walking into a restaurant, maybe I should stop eating chips….unfortunately, Lady Gaga doesn’t have the same thought process no matter how times I write how fat and shitty her body is but she still wears these outits…..It is probably because she’s on drugs, at the skinnest she’s ever been, working out by performing her ugly face off everynight, which unfortunatley is just an expression and not reality, because if she could perform her face off, we’d all be in a better place since she’s always in the media….and here is her sloppy ass… And as a bonuse her outfit gave some serious vagina definition. She’s definitely not a tranny, that is definitely a pussy. She’s just got the external kind of pussy that looks like it is stickin’ its tongue out at you. I used to find them disgusting and scary, but sinceI have tried them many times and have come to terms with them, I am just confused why they exist and what makes pussy grow out like that, but all I’ve come up with is genetics cuz external pussy is kinda funny look, like some kind of sea creature attached to a woman that I stick my dick in and who really cares…just look at the pics… Pics via LFI

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Katy Perry’s Shitty Body of the Day

Katy Perry has the body that only a homo could like and by the looks of her gut, it looks like her homo may have liked her a little too much, cuz bitch has got to be pregnant. I know Katy Perry has a history of being fat and awkward looking, and I know that no one cares about how she finally successfully tricked a motherfucker with no taste to drop load in her and have it stick, but I never turn down the chance to check out a pregnant girls ass. There are a few reason why pregnant chicks are better than non pregnant chicks and those reasons are – if you fuck her you can’t get her pregnant since she’s already been done, you don’t have to deal with her bullshit cuz she’ll take that home to her baby daddy and most importantly her titties swell, along with the rest of her, but if you get her in the first trimester, she just looks like she had too much to eat at the Chinese buffet… Either way, here’s some Pregnant Katy Perry bullshit pictures….on this, the most Romantic weekend of the year, that is also the most depressing weekend of the year, and the weekend that bedding pussy is the easiest of the year…. Pics via Bauer

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Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart Prepare For Baby

McSteamy Eric Dane and wife Rebbeca Gayheart are excited for their little girl to arrive sometime next month. “It just makes sense that I’m having a girl … I don’t know what it is, but I am excited it’s a girl,” Dane told PEOPLE at Monday night’s premiere of Valentine’s Day at Hollywood’s Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. Asked if they have a name picked out, Gayheart replied: “We have a couple of names, but we’re going to wait and meet the baby before we name.”

More Jennifer Aniston 41 Year Old Ass of the Day

Here are the leftovers of John Mayer, Brad Pitt and pretty much half of Hollywood’s ass they used to fuck but left to die. I know shit is called sloppy seconds when you’re talking about a college chick you pass around, but Jennifer Aniston is what you’d probably call the chinese you bought a month ago that got lost in the back of your fridge that you contemplate eating when you are wasted even though you know it will make you sick, but I still think she’s got a hot body and the fact that she’s Greek and has natural self lubricating in her asshole, almost makes her expiry date irrelevant…. Pics via Bauer

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Aventura Frontman Romeo Santos ‘Honored’ By Lady Gaga Comparisons

‘It’s definitely an honor to be compared to … mainstream artists that have done big stuff in New York City,’ he says of sold-out four-show run at Madison Square Garden

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Lupe Fiasco’s Enemy Of The State Inspired By MTV’s ‘Hottest MCs’ List

‘Y’all sit at that table, and y’all forget who I am,’ he tells Mixtape Daily of our Hip-Hop Brain Trust.

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