Ariel Winter has big tits, despite having the breast reduction, making the world wonder what they’d look like if they were never reduced they just keep going and fucking going…like swamp monsters you want to feed off of, especially now that they’ve been reshaped…. She’s also got a round faced that makes the rest of her look like it is fat, but probably isn’t that fat, just fat by my standards, where everyone seems fat, surrounded by fat, in this fatter society that if it was 20 years ago, the celebrated girls wouldn’t be celebrated, they’d be working at Walmart due to their fat… The good news is that I know the industry is still vain and that fat pressure still exists…so we’re not done with skinny fit girls yet…not everyone is a lazy fucking pig.. The best thing about Ariel Winter, other than not being familiar with her show, seeing as I’ve never watched Modern Family, so that I’m not a creep who watched her puberty, like she was your neighbor’s daughter you want to fuck…is her tits, she knows this, we know this… The other best thing about her is how mad her fans get when I call her fat…they take it really fucking personally, so for them, I’ll say… CHECK OUT THIS PIG AND HER PIG TITS TOO BAD THIS ISN’T A PETTING ZOO WHERE YOU CAN THROW CAKE AT HER AND SEE HER GO CRAZY AND EAT IT ALL UP – ROLLING AROUND IN IT LIKE PIGS DO – FLESHY TITS SPILLING OUT EVERYWHERE.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter at a Modern Family Event Has Fat Tits of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t understand these scams like the Met Gala, which are supposed to be for charity, but that cost a fortune to put on, that attract all these idiots who either pay to be there or fight to get invited there, when life is more fun when you don’t leave the house. I guess when you barely have a job, but a lot of money and an ego…that makes you want to show the world you’re relevant enough to go to an event as exclusive as this… But to me, it seems like a waste of fucking time… Here are the pussy…in dresses that everyone is excited about…because everyone has pathetic lives and envy celebrities in expensive dresses that are designed to make you hate yourself… No one mentions how the fashion industry with all this fast fashion shit is polluting and destroying the world for your vanity that doesn’t change the fact that you’re all fucking cunts… The highlight of the night was Irina Shayk is Amazing – She is Everything! Second was granny Madonna and her sheer thong / tits / CHER impersonation because of the jokes.. The rest of the cunts pretending to be fashion icons so that they have a legacy in this world are: Margot Robbie is a Big Girl and People Hate that I Call her a Big Girl Kate Hudson Nicki Minaj Big Tits… Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in White Because she’s an Angel Hailee Steinfeld in Green Dress Anna Kendrick tits in a Dress Kate Mara Alicia Vikander Legs… Amber Heard Homewrecker Lookin’ Preggers… Taylor Swift in Slutty Boots Rita Ora Pretending to be Rihanna Emily Rat Cow is Everywhere – Like a Rodent – Who Throws her Tits at Every Opportunity they Get…Good Hustle.. Ciara Selena Gomez Default Chloe Grace Moretz Kristen Stewart Lesbian Elle Fanning Creepy Sister Hannah Davis and her Wallet – Just Joking – She was Rich Before Jeter – Thanks Daddy! Emma Stone for the Nerds… Emma Watson for the Bigger Nerds… Katy Perry Theatrical Weird Goth Behavior – Lookin’ Weird… Beyonce Squeezed the Fuck in Skin Lookin’ Like Stuffed Sausage – NOT A QUEEN Demi Lovato: Adriana Lima: The post The Met Gala and the Sluts Who Went to It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t understand these scams like the Met Gala, which are supposed to be for charity, but that cost a fortune to put on, that attract all these idiots who either pay to be there or fight to get invited there, when life is more fun when you don’t leave the house. I guess when you barely have a job, but a lot of money and an ego…that makes you want to show the world you’re relevant enough to go to an event as exclusive as this… But to me, it seems like a waste of fucking time… Here are the pussy…in dresses that everyone is excited about…because everyone has pathetic lives and envy celebrities in expensive dresses that are designed to make you hate yourself… No one mentions how the fashion industry with all this fast fashion shit is polluting and destroying the world for your vanity that doesn’t change the fact that you’re all fucking cunts… The highlight of the night was Irina Shayk is Amazing – She is Everything! Second was granny Madonna and her sheer thong / tits / CHER impersonation because of the jokes.. The rest of the cunts pretending to be fashion icons so that they have a legacy in this world are: Margot Robbie is a Big Girl and People Hate that I Call her a Big Girl Kate Hudson Nicki Minaj Big Tits… Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in White Because she’s an Angel Hailee Steinfeld in Green Dress Anna Kendrick tits in a Dress Kate Mara Alicia Vikander Legs… Amber Heard Homewrecker Lookin’ Preggers… Taylor Swift in Slutty Boots Rita Ora Pretending to be Rihanna Emily Rat Cow is Everywhere – Like a Rodent – Who Throws her Tits at Every Opportunity they Get…Good Hustle.. Ciara Selena Gomez Default Chloe Grace Moretz Kristen Stewart Lesbian Elle Fanning Creepy Sister Hannah Davis and her Wallet – Just Joking – She was Rich Before Jeter – Thanks Daddy! Emma Stone for the Nerds… Emma Watson for the Bigger Nerds… Katy Perry Theatrical Weird Goth Behavior – Lookin’ Weird… Beyonce Squeezed the Fuck in Skin Lookin’ Like Stuffed Sausage – NOT A QUEEN Demi Lovato: Adriana Lima: The post The Met Gala and the Sluts Who Went to It of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Tisdale has been a target on the site forever and everyone gets mad at me and by everyone I mean one person once in every 10 posts I do on her because that’s the impact I have on the world….and the impact my comments about Ashley Tisdale’s busted up face, despite the botched nose job, and the make-up contouring not being hot…knowing that her audience thinks is fucking hot…because you can’t expect much out of pervert dudes…who want to have a girl who doesn’t give them any love to lust…even if she’s married, old and washed up even when she was in High School Musical at the peak of her career…because some people can’t move on from crushes, and even kill their crushes, because their love is so irrational and intense… But I’ve always given her credit for being fit and that a face doesn’t matter when these people age so having a great body is everything…not to mention when jerking off to women, there’s always one body part you can focus on to cum. No matter how ugly, how broken down, how annoying…there’s something there…and the reality is that if I am posting a bitch on the site, it’s my way of saying “hey girl, you’re worth my three minutes it takes to write nonsense no one cares about because they are just here for the tits… Tits she’s showing in a sheer top, she was well aware of being sheer, because she put pasties to cover up anything good that could have happened from wearing it, but I guess pasties on Ashley Tisdale speaks to her creepy fans who don’t necessarily need a pasties fetish to appreciate…they just like anything that involves Tisdale…weird. I’m more into nipples than covering up nipples…but I’ll post it anyway…for old times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale Pasties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I was talking about Taylor Swift the other day, I was telling someone that the site traffic is dying hard because no one cares about what I have to say, everyone is on social media, the blog format is dead, I didn’t adapt because I’m traditional, and I should have probably created more of a media company I could sell for 40 million dollars, instead of one worth 5 dollars. It would probably be the same amount of work. They told me that I need to break a story, and I told them that I have broken stories over the years and no one cares, even this month I’ve been told Taylor Swift is 2-3 months pregnant and not telling anyone…and when it does get announced no one will credit me for breaking the story…perpetuating my life as a loser… I realize that not everyone wins like Taylor Swift has with her genius marketed music to the masses, that isn’t even good but that doesn’t need to be good…focus on a fake broken heart because we all know rich vapid cunts don’t have hearts they just have the ability to spin stories to their benefit… At the same time, Taylor Swift really wants to be a model…so much so that she hangs out with them, she works out with them, she’s got skinny legs and is tall like them, but just can hack it as a model…walking Victoria’s Secret runway like she craves….even though being a model doesn’t require much more talent than being a big enough asshole to make poses and model faces for a camera…or on the runway…which I guess she still gets to do, case in point, these VOGUE pics…but she’s got this billion dollar music career that she will never break free from so that her modeling work gets any stamp of approval…she’ll always be a popstar posing, which is nice to know bitches like this don’t get everything they want while sitting on their pile of money…because they’ve already fucking won at life… Either way, possibly pregnant unless she miscarried, trying to model because she’s tall and skinny and hangs with models, source of music that makes me want to kill myself…in Vogue…for Mert & Marcus. The highlight along with her being as slutty as Taylor Swift gets is that her shoes remind me of this skinny bitch doing a drunken, drugged walk of shame at 7 am outside my house today. She was a stumbling gift from god that I didn’t have time to offer to save…with my mouth…yes Taylor Swift in Vogue is about me. The post Taylor Swift for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I used to sext a girl who wanted to get breast implants because her tits stopped developing when she was 12, apparently it’s called “TUBULAR” Breasts or something, it’s a thing…. I was still more than happy to stare at her tits in videos of her inserting things in her ass….she was 20…I was in my 40s…I mean…how could I hate that gold… I love tits of all sizes, and levels of developed, so long as the host body is 18 years and older…I just don’t really think its all that hot…and I would generally focus on other body parts….like HER OVER DEVELOPED AND HUNGRY VAGINA … So if I was the parents of Chloe Grace Moretz trying to whore her, I’d probably get her breast implants as a surprise, telling her we were going to Disneyland or some shit, only to pull up at the doctor’s office where they quickly put her under….you know like Lohan’s parents who whored her out… But the reality is her fans are actually mad she’s 18, they wanted her 14 and in Spandex so these tits are actually a tribute to that…retain that pervert predator fanbase…they probably even took hormones to make this weirdness happen… What it comes down to is that all tits are tits. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Underdeveloped Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kim Kardashian is pretending her “nude” pic yesterday was a feminist liberated movement, so she posted this pic with the caption #liberated, shut the fuck up, bitch started out getting fucked unprotected and it made her 100s of millions of dollars, she doesn’t need to be nude to feel liberated, I’ve seen your fucking asshole bitch. That said, Bette Midler wrote something like Kim would need to swallow a camera to show us something we’ve never seen, while Chloe Grace Moretz said she’d like to see a woman with as much reach as Kim be a better example to her young followers…because you don’t need to get naked to have worth…despite what Kim Kardashian has taught the nation as an uneducated whore…who shouldn’t be teaching anyone anything, except maybe her younger sisters how to deep throat….she has no skills, credibility….or credentials.. Doesn’t matter, here is how she reacted: Classy…International Women’s Day is a perfect day for women to call out a woman holding back the women’s movement, for that women to attack those women…it’s like black on black crimes, let them kill each other off so we can all be gay. I’ve never read any Kim Kardashian tweets, pretty much in my entire life, just like I’ve never watched her show, or really paid attention to that much of what she does on social media or in magazines, other than look on confused as to why the public buy into this shit, and why the media buys into this shit, and why the brands buy into this shit…even though I know it’s all just marketing and she’s a puppet…who uses her fat ass, and really fat everything, like Donald Trump, pandering to uneducated retards who think she’s got something going on…beyond too much plastic surgery, a vapid and disgusting take on life, and really just a stripper who doesn’t realize she’s a fucking sex worker….and they buy into her, and they all start looking like her….in a very weird thing going on in pop culture right now… But these tweets made me realize….she’s going after that WorldStar, hood, Amber Rose market…which seems to be what fuels music and instagram based on the memes alone…she’s the hip hop wife…and now she’s doing what they call “throwing shade”…which is normally done when she stands near you and her fat ass blocks out the sun…. I don’t know why I am posting these tweets, but reading them and seeing how ghetto they were, was some revelation that this Beverly Hills, daughter of a lawyer, plays hood because she knows black dudes like her and fat white girls who like hip hop use her as their beacon of stripper hope… I guess what I am saying is that her words are as useless, trashy, tacky garbage as you’d expect…. The girl has a voice and audience and instead of good, she attacks a 300 year old woman and an 18 year old for calling her disgusting for posting a censored nude on social media…something that for the record has got me banned 5 times, but when this pig does it…the world rejoices.. These materialistic pigs are evil…and I think it’s pretty serious based on how dumb the people who follow them are… I guess what I am saying is I liked her better when she was a urinal, getting peed on in sex videos 10 years ago… Here’s Kylie Eating Her Feelings…Because She’s a Kardashian Puppet…and will one day explode… The post Kim Kardashian Knows Her Ghetto Market of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna has a new song and it’s available exclusively on TIDAL BECAUSE JAY Z OWNS HER… It reminds me of a meme that’s been going around for years about her quoted saying something about how writing her lyrics is a spiritual experience, even though she doesn’t write her own shit, but maybe she does…with things like “WORK WORK WORK WORK (mumbles that rhyme with work, mumbles that rhyme with work)” Brilliant…but not as brilliant as throwing Drake on the track to sell the shit to the gang of idiots who buy into their commercial, mainstream, sell product, make money garbage.. Garbage…she doesn’t even need to make words anymore…she just needs to make noises that sound like words…brilliant.. GO LISTEN TO THE SONG ON TIDAL … They didn’t pay me to say that, but I dont’ need fucking lawsuits here.. Here are some pics of Rihanna in a dress… The post Rihanna Has a New Song Called Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kaley Cuoco must be pushing 40. She’s a recently divorced crazy person who is making over 100 million dollars the next 3 years, which is absurd, but I guess TV and celebrity still pays… Seeing her recently divorced ass in a sports bra on some Jimmy Fallon Lip Syncing show he probably doesn’t deserve, but that makes for good viral content and all the networks are trying to figure out how to make things go viral, navigating this internet thing…and she’s looking pretty fit… She could be fat…she has been fat…but I guess like many 40 year olds who get dumped for younger women, who aren’t even on TV, going to the gym and starving yourself is key to getting back into the game after having given up on yourself and thus your marriage… But she’s not…and that may not be fascinating or exciting, but it may be to her fans, even though they probably already have these pictures 3D Printed into a butt plug 8 inches up their weirdo nerd asses…you see she plays the babe on the Friends – The Nerd Version…which pretty much paints a nice picture of the guys who probably love her… The post Kaley Cuoco’s Divorced 100 Millionare Old Breast Implant but Fit Body in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Grace Moretz is fucking Chance the Rapper. They went to a Miguel concert, so ethnic, and apparently that means the 18 year old is taking a big black dick, and who the fuck cares, we’re in a Black Lives Matter era where people shit on White Privilege, meaning if she were to not fuck a black guy, that’d be racist in and of itself… There was a time when black guys, no matter how rich they were, were forced to fuck the fat white girls that the white guys didn’t want, and obviously the edgy, exciting, daring women who were into black dudes, like Heidi Klum… There was a time that guys who are around 40 years old would dump their girlfriends if they found out they banged a black guy, they just couldn’t get over it, because white privelege..But now, hip hop is mainstream, black people aren’t slaves and have become top tier producers, citizens, etc…despite what you racists want to think… The truth is, I’ve never been offended by white girls banging black guys, I’ve seen it go from fantasy to mainstream over the last 30 years and I’ve found it funny…you know seeing these white girls pissing off their dad’s for bigger dick and athletic sex…but I’m not a white racist…who obsesses over 18 year old barely interesting comic book characters in movies….and that’s why I am loving this story… When the white girl gets a black boyfriend, her weirdo fans freak the fuck out. It happened to JOJO but are we passed that…I mean if you base things on the Oscars, obviously not..but if you base it on everything else in popculture…then probably are… Either way, I just think her getting railed by a huge dick whatever color it is is hilarious..it’s just representative of all girls…of all ages…wanting big dicks..to fill them hoping to fill their empty souls… She’s 18 and leaving nightclubs, because when you’re famous, the drinking age is whenever you want. In some cases, murdering is accepted too… The post Chloe Grace Moretz Goes Black and May One Day Go Back…TBD…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
