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Chloe Sims Must Be Very Chilly!

It must be cold in London (either that or Meagan Good’s influence has already spread across the pond), because British reality TV nobody Chloe Sims has a pretty serious case of nipple-itis in these pictures. And considering she’s poking through a leather dress, it’s one of the most advanced cases I’ve ever seen. So as the Internet’s resident nipple-itis expert, I’d better get over there stat to run some tests. I’ll need a blanket and a bottle of wine, this could take all night. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Chloe Sims’ Impressive Lingerie Pictures

Because I can never get enough of busty nobodies, here’s a seriously amazing shoot British reality TV star Chloe Sims did for Nuts . I may have never seen a single episode of her show, but after looking at these pictures, I can definitely see why somebody would want to put Chloe on TV. But why stop there? Funbags this impressive deserve their very own 24-hour network.

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Chloe Sims in a Bikini in Cannes of the Day

Chloe Sims is some UK Glamour model who really doesn’t matter in any way whatsoever, especially not to us North Americans, who have never seen the show TOWIE, don’t really care what a TOWIE is, unless of course it’s foreplay to a foot job, where she sticks a toe in my ass while stroking the shaft with the rest of her foot…in what I think would be a glorious sex move that I’ve just designed and should patent…..and while I do that, here’s Chloe Sims looking good in a bikini….and I’m not just saying that because she’s inspired the TOWIE….I’m saying that cuz she’s not fat. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Frankie Essex Bikini Pictures

I’ve done a couple posts by now on the girls from The Only Way is Essex , so I feel like I know the British reality show pretty well. I mean, I’ve still never seen a single episode, but I do know it’s the one with all the hot British nobodies on it, so it’s pretty much my favorite thing on TV. Anyway, here’s the show’s “star” Frankie Essex out doing some staged bikini “candids” on the beach somewhere. Since it’s the first time I’ve seen her, Frankie’s so-so-looking, but not really what I was expecting from a reality show star. If you ask me, they should rename it The Only Way is Maria Fowler , or Jessica Wright , or Chloe Sims … I’m no TV executive, but trust me, it’ll be a ratings goldmine. Hell, I might even watch it. » view all 11 photos Photos: FameFlynet

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Sam Faiers, Lauren Pope And Chloe Sims Play Sexy Dress Up

So three of my favorite busty British nobodies were out the other night: Sam Faiers , Lauren Pope , and Chloe Sims . At first I thought it was for some kind of costume party, because they showed up dressed like a sexy princess, a sexy ballerina, and Vanna White, but it turns out it was for a live episode of their British reality show The Only Way is Essex instead. Which actually makes these even weirder. Who wants to see a live version of a reality TV show? If I wanted to see drunk girls yell at each other, I’d just go to the bar. » view all 15 photos Related Articles: Chloe Sims Is My Kind Of Girl Chloe Sims Seems Very Talented Carmen Electra And Fergie Are Sexy Cougars Carmen Electra Gets Manhandled Photos: WENN.com

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Chloe Sims Is Freakishly Hot

Since I don’t live in the UK, I’ve never seen the show The Only Way Is Essex , but I’m sure it’s pretty much the same thing as The Hills, only with chicks with bigger boobs and accents. Here is one of the stars Chloe Sims at her book launch. Is it me or does Chloe look like an alien with massive funbags? I’m not going to lie, the inner sci-fi geek in me finds her to be out of this world sexy.

Chloe Sims Is Busting Out Of Her Dress

These British nobodies are causing me to have pant fires. First with Amy Childs, and now with this hot mess. If you don’t know who Chloe Sims is, don’t worry all you need to know is that she have ridiculous boobies. Let’s check them out and move along.

Chloe Sims tit slip

Chloe Sims is one of the air heads on The Only Way Is Essex and here she is showing off her breasts in that outfit Continue reading