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Patricia Neal, Oscar-Winning Actress, Dies At 84

Star of ‘Hud’ and ‘The Fountainhead’ famously recovered from a semi-paralyzing stroke in 1965. By Eric Ditzian Patricia Neal in 1952 Photo: Gene Kornman/ Getty Images Oscar-winning Patricia Neal died on Sunday at the age of 84, The New York Times reports. In 1964, Neal won a Best Actress Oscar for her turn as the resilient housekeeper Alma opposite Paul Newman in “Hud.” A year after her Academy Awards triumph, though, the actress suffered three strokes that left her in a three-week coma. Afterwards she was semi-paralyzed and without the ability to speak, though she eventually learned to walk and talk again. Despite an impaired memory, the actress returned to the big screen for 1968’s “The Subject Was Roses,” playing a vindictive mother. She again secured an Oscar nomination, but this time lost out to dual winners Katharine Hepburn and Barbra Streisand. Neal got her start at the age of 21 opposite Ronald Reagan in the 1949 comedy “John Loves Mary.” She went on to star in films like “A Face in the Crowd” (1950), “The Day the Earth Stood Still” (1951) and “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” (1961). One of her most prominent roles came in 1949, when she nabbed the coveted lead role in “The Fountainhead,” an adaptation of the Ayn Rand novel. The role also lead to a love affair between Neal and co-star Gary Cooper, a relationship that lasted for three years but ended when Cooper declined to leave his wife and family. Neal became pregnant during the affair and had an abortion, as she revealed in a 1988 memoir. “If I had only one thing to do over in my life,” she wrote, according to the Times, “I would have that baby.” Neal was married for 30 years to “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” author Roald Dahl, with whom she had five children. They divorced in 1983. Though the Times does not give a cause of death, People reports that Neal had lung cancer. She died at her home in Edgartown, Massachusetts.

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Jessica Simpson Is Almost In A Bikini

Knowing that Jessica Simpson was on vacation somewhere beachy, we saw her holiday chubcakes earlier, I was hoping to see her in a bikini horsing around with her new douche. These pictures are a good start. She’s not wearing anything too revealing, but we get a fairly good idea as to what’s going on in the front meat section. Not to mention the fact that she gives us a nice little bent over booty shot, hopefully as a sign of what’s to come. I’ll keep my eyes peeled as this Jessica Simpson bikini watch 2010 story continues to unfold.      

Jessica Simpson’s Sweet Vacation Chubcakes

I for one am delighted that Jessica Simpson decided to take her tasty big chubcakes out for a little shopping over the weekend, and I’m sure I’m not alone on this. I like when a woman’s boobs get to the point where she has trouble keeping them hidden from onlookers like me. She’s on vacation somewhere warm so maybe we’ll get to see the big girls in action in a bikini or on the beach, hopefully playing volleyball or bouncing on a diving board. Pretty please. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here       Related Articles: Jessica Simpson Has A Killer Tongue Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Are Good Band-Aids Jessica Simpson’s View From The Top Jessica Simpson Sucks The Dark Chocolate Photos: Flynet

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Jessica Simpson Isn’t Doing Anything Exciting

Here’s Jessica Simpson hitting the town last night in a nice pair of jeans. That’s it, no nipples, no lady business… Nothing. What the hell am I supposed to write about this crap? I think she’s pretty and her hair looks nice? That’s just lame. Ok I’ve got it, she’s wearing a New Kids On The Block t-shirt, I’d like to be the new kid on her block and by block I mean vagina……. I’m dying over here.

NBA Finals Game 7 Live Blog: Celtics Cling To Four-Point Lead In Ugly Game

-Kobe Bryant is totally in his “I don’t trust anyone” mode. I don’t blame him: other than Ron Artest, his team hasn’t shown up. Still, if you yourself are 3-16, it might be time to think about creating good shots for your teammates. -Mark Jackson just compared Kobe Bryant’s game to John Starks’ Game 7 in the 1994 Finals. Hand down, man down! That was harsh. -Not only is Kobe playing bad offense, but he’s also forgetting to box out Rajon Rondo. That’s the crazy thing about Kobe’s performance: he’s been awful on offense, but he’s also allowed his man, Rajon Rondo, to have a field day. Sure, a lot of Rondo’s production comes in transition, but it’s also on Kobe to corral him there. -Paul Pierce just went to the bench with a shoulder injury. Hopefully he’s okay. I know it’ll be tough for him to recover because there are no wheelchairs available. -The crowd is shouting “defense” right now. In this game, is that even necessary? -It’s about time for Pau Gasol to make one of his customary lefty hook shots. Just be yourself, Pau. Don’t be someone else. -“Yourself” should not include letting Kevin Garnett go baseline for a layup. -Lamar Odom just tipped in a Ron Artest miss in transition and acted like he just won the NBA championship. Or, more accurately, he acted like he just received a Golden Ticket to get inside Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. -Ray Allen continues to struggle from the field. He’s tired from guarding Kobe Bryant. -Kobe Bryant’s last possession: “Dribble, dribble, dribble, dribble, drive into two defenders, turnover.” -Kobe Bryant’s last possession: “Stand around, shoot a shot with a man in his face, miss.” -Does Rasheed Wallace ever do anything other than shoot bank shots in the post?

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Jessica Simpson Gives Me Something I Can Use

I’ve finally got some pictures of Jessica Simpson in a slutty little outfit, unfortunately she looks like a common streetwalker. Don’t get me wrong, if I could scrape together fifty bucks I’d be all over that, but she’s better than this. Her acting career hasn’t been doing all that well of late so maybe she’s just doing a cameo as a prozzy on Law & Order: SVU . Isn’t that what failed actresses do? I guess I should enjoy it while I can, think of it as role playing, she’ll dress up as a hooker and I’ll masturbate at home alone in my mother’s basement. Good times.

Jessica Simpson Gives Ellen A Stiffy

Here’s Jessica Simpson and her killer chubcakes on the Ellen DeGeneres show the other day surely giving Ellen a massive lady boner. I don’t know exactly what a lady boner consists of, but I know it’s probably weird looking. Anyhow, Jessica and her boobs have been all over the place lately promoting something I don’t care about, but if she wants me to help plug whatever it is, all she has to do is hit me up on the Twitter…. And show me those boobs. Just an email, I won’t show anyone else I promise.

South Park Casualty Count: ‘Fudge Packing with the Stars’

Last week on South Park , Cartman and the crew explored the social networking phenomenon while a loner with a bad hairline named Kip Drordy accumulated friends from the comfort of his bedroom. This week, the boys returned for a very special 200th episode that brought back every celebrity the show had skewered in its 14 seasons. After the jump, Movieline tallies the stars buried in South Park last night and explains what Tom Cruise was doing in the chocolate factory.

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Jessica Simpson Brings Back The Cleavage

After yesterday’s Jessica Simpson lesbian wig fiasco , it’s nice to see things getting back to normal, here she is at Good Housekeeping’s 125th Anniversary party with her real hair and her real fingernails. Welcome back princess. I can’t think of a better way to help us forget that crap ever happened than to give us some sultry eyes and a give us a good look at those tig ol’ bitties. Good work. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here

Back To School, Back To School…

Nicole Richie was spotted leaving traffic school in Van Nuys, CA. We’re totally loving her chocolate locks and that scarf. Tres chic!

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