I know the big deal story is that someone caught Jennifer Lawrence, Coldplay Fan and nude selfie model who is also knows for her Oscars, on a date with Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow’s recently freed father of her children, because I guess people are fascinated by what dicks get put in what celebrity pussy…. But I’m more into Gwyneth still being relevant, while usually being hated and teased, posing as sexy as she can be, even though she’s not sexy, despite what movies she was cast in, and despite all the cock that has fucked her ass may make you think… This is her for Harper’s Bazaar UK…
Earlier today, Kris and Bruce Jenner finalized their divorce , which got us thinking about the other big breakups of 2014. Celebrity couples come in all shapes in sizes (men and women, men and men, men and whatever Bruce Jenner is), and they split for any number of reasons (but mostly due to arguments over the sex tape profits). This year seemed to offer more celebrity breakups than most and they ranged from couples we couldn’t stop talking about (like Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin ) to ones we couldn’t care less about. (Remember the Captain and Tennille? Neither does anyone else!) Celebrity Break-Ups of 2014 1. Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks Say it isn’t so!!!! Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks, stunningly, called it quits in September 2014. 2014 is notable not only because a lot of couples broke up, but also because of the strange ways that they called it quits. Not only did we learn (and learn to hate) the phrase “conscious uncoupling,” we also had a front row seat to one of the most soap-worthy breakups in history, courtesy of Naya Rivera and Big Sean: Following allegations of infidelity and Rolex theft (seriously) Sean dumped Naya in April just three months before they were scheduled to get married. Naya kept the dress, the venue and the the emotional instability, and walked down the aisle with a different dude on the same day she was supposed to marry Sean! But don’t worry, Naya wasn’t the only one to recover from a broken engagement in record time. Sean began dating Ariana Grande almost immediately after breaking it off with Naya, and now rumor has it that he’s planning to pop the question on Christmas ! So if you were dumped in 2014, take heart! If you move as fast some celebs, you could be single on New Year’s Eve and married by Groundhog Day! Check out the gallery above for a complete list famous faces who went their separate ways in 2014!
It’s only been about two months since Jennifer Lawrence broke up with Chris Martin , but the Hunger Games star has reportedly already moved on to a new relationship. Sources say J-Law is currently involved with director Gabe Polsky who’s best known for his work on the Russian hockey documentary Red Army, as well as the 2013 Emile Hirsch film, The Motel Life. Jen reportedly spent several hours hanging out at Polsky’s house over the weekend, where the two ordered pizza not once, but twice. If that’s not romance, we don’t know what is! “They ordered a couple of pizzas and about 30 minutes later, another delivery man came with more pizza,” an insider tells the New York Daily News. “They definitely weren’t in there reading scripts. They were having a good time.” Sounds like they worked up quite an appetite with whatever they were doing. Of course, a guy who’s content to chill at home and eat pizza on a Friday night would mesh perfectly with Lawrence’s description of her perfect boyfriend . A lot of folks have noted the resemblance between Polsky and Chris Martin. So is it possible Jen just traded in the Coldplay frontman for a younger model without all the Gwyneth Paltrow drama ? If so, we’d definitely call that an upgrade! 24 Hottest Jennifer Lawrence Photos 1. Hot Jennifer Lawrence Picture Wow. That’s the only word that’s really necessary when gazing upon this Jennifer Lawrence photo.
It’s been six months since it began, but the ” conscious uncoupling ” of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin just keeps getting weirder. Yes, even though Martin is dating Jennifer Lawrence now, he still remains freakishly close with Paltrow. So close, in fact, that he threw his ex a birthday cocktail party last week and invited all of her famous friends! Celebrating your estranged wife’s birthday party with her all her BFFs and your new girlfriend might sound like a nightmare, but that’s only because peasants like you and me just aren’t as enlightened as the Chris and Gwinnie. Not only did they manage to spend the evening drinking under the same roof without the cops being called, Martin and Paltrow reportedly ignored the other guests in order to hang out with another! “Gwyneth and Chris were very friendly with one another,” said one attendee. “It was like they’re still best friends.” In other GOOP news, Paltrow approves of Jennifer Lawrence so much that she invited J-Law to her home to personally stamp her with a “seal of approval.” Hopefully Jen showed up with a bulletproof vest and a cyanide capsule under her tongue in case of torture: “Gwyneth suggested a friendly lunch between her and Jennifer,” says a source close to Paltrow. “They met at her Brentwood home and drank tea and ate homemade scones while chatting in the garden.” “Gwyn broke the ice by telling Jen she’s happy Chris wound up with such a smart, beautiful woman.” Sounds like a trap to us. Of course they ate homemade scones! We’re sure somewhere Gwyneth is cackling maniacally as she waits for the time-release, organic, artisanal rat poison to take effect. 24 Hottest Jennifer Lawrence Photos 1. Hot Jennifer Lawrence Picture Wow. That’s the only word that’s really necessary when gazing upon this Jennifer Lawrence photo.
Two high profile couples are headed for divorce. Earlier this week, Kris Jenner filed to legally split from Bruce Jenner; while, earlier today, Amber Rose ended her marriage to Wiz Khalifa. Can you guess which official break up too us more by surprise? Hint: It’s not the one with two people who have had separate bank accounts and separates residences for years and months now, respectively. But Amber and Wiz?!? Rose just referred to Khalifa as her “sweetheart” in a Happy Birthday message on September 9! She Twerked up a storm in celebration of his recent album success! She wished for many more years to come on their one-year anniversary in August! And now, just like that… it’s over. Where did the relationship go wrong? We may never know. But where does it rank on a rundown of all-time shocking celebrity divorces? That we can debate and ponder. Click through a handful of candidates below: 14 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces 1. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have twins together and also had a great life together. But then it all fell apart.
We didn’t think it was possible at this point, but Olivia Wilde has found yet another unique spin to put on the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. The gorgeous actress is the latest celebrity to take part in this fundraising event, posting a video of her Challenge online… yet doing something with it not yet seen on the Internet. “I hope it’s ok, I couldn’t find any water so I’m going to use breast milk,” Wilde says. “It took me all night to make this.” Is this actually breast milk Wilde dumps all over self on an apartment building rooftop? We somehow doubt it. But watch and judge for yourself: Olivia Wilde Accepts Ice Bucket Challenge Wilde, of course, posed for the recent issue of Glamour while breastfeeding son Otis . “Being shot with Otis is so perfect because any portrait of me right now isn’t complete without my identity as a mother being a part of that,” she told the magazine. “Breastfeeding is the most natural thing.” So, these days, is doing the Ice Bucket Challenge. It’s been accepted by everyone from Justin Bieber to Chris Martin to Bill Gates to Derek Jeter. Relive some of the most memorable examples here: Celebrity Ice Bucket Challenge Videos 1. Kate Upton Ice Bucket Challenge Kate Upton does the Ice Bucket Challenge with an assist from Justin Verlander.
