In case you were wondering…Candice Swanepoel, Victoria’s Secret model, like pretty much all girls who aren’t fucking disgusting to look at naked, and just a product of Victoria’s Secret SPANX and Padded Bras, you know the kind of girl you drag home from the bar, only to undress her to see what must be a nightmare, hell, scary, the worst…. Is far less interesting when she’s pout wearing clothes, instead of being her half naked self, I guess…. Here she is in 70s mom jeans…looking…boring…because she is….I mean as a South African, shouldn’t she be doing racist shit for blood diamonds…or anything..but this.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel isn’t that Interesting in Clothes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Look…Irina Shayk is not a hooker.. She was not exported from Russia by a Soccer player to be his contract beard, as his homosexuality would ruin him, Europeans, although very gay in dress and action, hate the gays…and it would ruin him….so why not maker her, turn her into a model, get her in magazines because she’s amazing to look at, only to land an A-List actor the second the contract is up, because she’s hot and rich actors like hot…especially when hot is a published model…it makes their hooking seem less obvious.. Well, apparently…she’s a Runaway model..a real fashion model…not just novelty tits to make a fashion show more interesting or high profile…but rather…real runway modeling…with massive tits…as Runway models are known for…right More interesting – she just posted her ass on Instagram.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Irina Shayk Busting Out on the Runway of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chrissy Teigen is an enemy of the site. Not because I am racist, but because she’s an intolerable pile of model shit, that gold dug her way to the good life, that I guess she’s confident enough in, to not lose her Instagram, even though normal people lose their accounts for this shit… Shes the worst, pug faced, overrated, outspoken…uneducated but smart enough to land a rich singer right before he was super rice….making her look like her intentions are good.. She’s fat, she’s not hot, she’s old and should retire…yet she just keeps on producing garbage…like this, for W Magazine, because magazines are desperate to stay relevant, so why not put a topless sugar baby in the shit, it’s not like she’s working, has ever worked…that’s why she’s so active on twitter…she’s got nothing else to do but drink, medicate, and get uglier and older, fatter, and less interesting as each day goes by…. Her topless isn’t exciting, it’s been done, and wasn’t exciting, then…it’s just sad that she never made it, that she thinks she matters, and that she’s still working at this getting famous thing.. It’s even sadder than execs are blinded by her noise, and think she matters enough to get herself a TV show or in a movie, as you know she will… This world is predictable, low quality…and here’s a tit that doesn’t matter…on instagram…who I guess think it matters enough…not to delete her…even though they should…because she doesn’t matter…but I guess her husband does and that leveraging will get her out of anything…. I guess she’s tapping into the softcore porn she was destined for…who cares. Here are other recent throwback nudes that have been released… To see the Rest CLICK HERE The post Chrissy Teigen’s Nipples on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nicola Peltz is a billionaire’s daughter who is named Nelson and rumored to be worth 1.7 billion dollars….He has been married 3 times, the last being with Nicola’s mom who he has 8 kids with…because that’s how models who date billionaires secure their retirement…in the event that daddy and all his legal team fuck them in the divorce, provided they ever give into divorce, when ignoring the misery is an easier and more lucrative strategy…that meds can number the pain… Anyways, Nicola is a babe and a budding star thanks to her dad who probably invested in the shows she’s been in, or called on favors from friends in the industry, because why` make her work or get educated when he made enough money for all of them to live off of forever, so why not just have fun… Either way she’s a cute Jewish rich kid who’s dad owned Snapple, Wendy’s and a bunch of other bullshit…free burgers for life motherfuckers…now stare at her bikini top. The post Nicola Peltz in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This marrying John Legend before he got massively famous has worked out nicely for Chrissy Teigen. I assume he doesn’t have a prenup with her and that she is in fact entitled to everything he has, or he just really digs her and likes that she dated him before he was famous, back when he was just friends with Kanye, making him believe that she believed in him, and who knows maybe she did inspire him and his career, maybe she knocked on doors and earned her keep, or maybe, just maybe, she milked the fuck out of it for the good life he pays for, since she makes 12 dollars a year modeling, and now she’s leveraging it for her own career, because he’s famous and it helps her be a social media personality people care to listen to, who can pretend she was an ex model/ too pug faced and chubby to be an actual model, but willing to show her tits…because why the fuck not…maybe she’ll get cast on the View… I consider her an enemy of the site. The post Chrissy Teigen Leverages her Husband and Shows her tit in DuJour of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Once again, we turn our attention to the indies this weekend, where you can get your fill of some phenomenal flesh! Hit the jump for more pics and info…
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest skin approved stories from around the web! Presenting Lindsey Pelas and her elbow bra ( egotastic.com ) Rihanna goes completely see-thru at Met Gala after party ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Chrissy Teigen in skimpy swimwear for Selfie magazine ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Linnea Hart is a topless tattooed goddess ( boobieblog.com ) New Victoria’s Secret Angel Lais Ribeiro looks heavenly topless ( thenipslip.com ) The best lingerie purchase ever ( doubleviking.com ) Kelly Brook is as nude as Instagram will allow her to be ( steakwood.com ) Some amazing contact sheets from Madonna’s book “Sex” ( fleshbot.com )
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest skin approved stories from around the web! Presenting Lindsey Pelas and her elbow bra ( egotastic.com ) Rihanna goes completely see-thru at Met Gala after party ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Chrissy Teigen in skimpy swimwear for Selfie magazine ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Linnea Hart is a topless tattooed goddess ( boobieblog.com ) New Victoria’s Secret Angel Lais Ribeiro looks heavenly topless ( thenipslip.com ) The best lingerie purchase ever ( doubleviking.com ) Kelly Brook is as nude as Instagram will allow her to be ( steakwood.com ) Some amazing contact sheets from Madonna’s book “Sex” ( fleshbot.com )
White House Correspondents’ Dinner Photos Last night the White House was flooded with star power for the 2015 Correspondents’ Dinner. The annual celebration brought out Hollywood A-Listers including Chrissy Teigen… and a gorgeous and glowing Tracee Ellis Ross. And while all the ladies including Laverne Cox looked beautiful… the FLOTUS shut it down in a custom beaded Zac Posen gown. You tell us, who looked more banging???? Hit the flip for more.
Chrissy Teigen is the fucking worst. I am not just saying that because she targeted me on her blog and called me a rapist..I am saying that because everything about her, from career, to social media comedy, to weird freakouts to her realtionship and marriage is a fucking joke….the only thing I wish wasn’t a joke was when she mentioned her suicidal thoughts…because maybe they’d get the best of her in a drunken, bloated rage… People in the mainstream, I call them suburbanites, or peasants, are buying into her nonsense..and last night I even saw people celebrating and commedning Chrissy Teigen for being so brave by posting a pic of her stretch marked thighs…likes it is revolutionary to be disgusting… Girls have stretch marks…and I think it is safe to say based on even her photoshopped pics that this pig faced, pot bellied, obscure ethnicity was imperfect…a photoshop lie…that wasn’t even that great, but good enough to secure her funds by gold digging smart, with a guy right before he got super fucking rich…so that he thinks it’s true love… She’s high maintenance, high strung, irritating, and shouldn’t even be on anyone’s radar… So only models because she’s positioned herself properly and her rich as fuck husband likes it for his ego..and she’s just doing this for attention…because she sucks and loves attention…and pparently so do her fat inner thighs. All this to say…I think she’s got a dick…no, that’s not what I wanted to say….what I wanted to say is stop encouraging her…there is nothing good about this oversharing, look at me “fans”…”it’s like you’re in my room with me as we drink because I have no friends, let’s talk about our insecurities” behavior…it’s the worst. The post Chrissy Teigen Stretch Marks of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
