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Ellen Page Erotica of the Day

Ellen Page is a lesbian…

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Chrissy Teigen is Fucking With Me of the Day

Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me. She even went to her blog to talk about how I am probably a rapist because I called her old, dumpy and a gold digger who should get knocked up to secure monthly payment the second pussy-whipped Jon Legend runs the fuck away from her washed up ass, and trades her in for a younger model, because he has options and she doesn’t…not to mention she doesn’t get much work..she’s more of one of those free models who just likes the status because it tricks people around her into thinking she matters… That said…I called her a pug face, and now it all makes sense, because she’s apparently a bulldog owner, and I guess as you know – sometimes pet owners and their pets have uncanny similarities in their appearance…and sometimes, like this time, it’s fucking obvious… So I was wrong in calling her pug face, I should have called her bull dog faced. NO wonder she was pissed. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rita Ora and Chrissy Teigen Make A Nice Pair

OK, so I know that Rita Ora isn’t my #1 favorite busty British pop star and Chrissy Teigen isn’t exactly my #1 supermodel either, but still, you put them together and you’ve got a Top 10 lesbian fantasy. Maybe even Top 5. So here they are together at some kind of fragrance launch in New York, and I’m not sure who thought to pair these two up, but whoever did is a damn genius, because this is looking like one seriously tasty combo right now. Yum. » view all 25 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com

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Rita Ora and Chrissy Teigen Make A Nice Pair

OK, so I know that Rita Ora isn’t my #1 favorite busty British pop star and Chrissy Teigen isn’t exactly my #1 supermodel either, but still, you put them together and you’ve got a Top 10 lesbian fantasy. Maybe even Top 5. So here they are together at some kind of fragrance launch in New York, and I’m not sure who thought to pair these two up, but whoever did is a damn genius, because this is looking like one seriously tasty combo right now. Yum. » view all 25 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com

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Jessica Alba’s Hotness Is Hall Of Fame Worthy

Looks like the Dodgers are continuing their proud tradition of getting serious hotties to throw out the first pitch. First it was Chrissy Teigen , and now it’s one of my favorite Hollywood MILFs, Jessica Alba , getting a chance to show off her arm. Which is great and all, but really, I would’ve been much more interested in her showing off that perfect booty of hers instead. I don’t know how that would’ve worked at the baseball game exactly, but come on, these guys are pros, I’m sure they could’ve figured something out. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Jessica Alba’s Hotness Is Hall Of Fame Worthy

Looks like the Dodgers are continuing their proud tradition of getting serious hotties to throw out the first pitch. First it was Chrissy Teigen , and now it’s one of my favorite Hollywood MILFs, Jessica Alba , getting a chance to show off her arm. Which is great and all, but really, I would’ve been much more interested in her showing off that perfect booty of hers instead. I don’t know how that would’ve worked at the baseball game exactly, but come on, these guys are pros, I’m sure they could’ve figured something out. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Chrissy Teigen Imitating Retards of the Day

This is an interesting publicity stunt from no one’s favorite gold digger, she’s just the gold digger you know about if you’re up to date on Sports Illustrated lower level bikini models, who work for free…or John Legend, now that he has a love song that he pretends is about her, because it shuts her up at home, and shutting her up is all he ever wants ever since he stupidly married her out of guilt, convenience, her persistence, and being blinded by big titty, supposed model tits… She’s a hack, but good at getting 50 percent of an artists worth, so I guess she doesn’t need to be an actual model, pretending to be one, is enough to keep him horny and dependent on her… Maybe she’s an awesome person, I just doubt it…based on her imitating retarded people for the paparazzi alone… But at least John Legend let her know he owns her ass and can grab it when he wants…because that’s why he bought it in the first place… Fascinating. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Chrissy Teigen See Through of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is the enemy of the site, only because she decided to go at war with me and call me out for being the evil asshole that I am because I made fun of her for being fat, dumpy, a failed model, but a successful gold digger, who without her husband she strategically locked down, would be nothing, but thanks to having the foresight to marry someone before they got too rich to marry her, only to encourage and help get rich, so that she gets her 50% when she walks away. I was just telling her it was time to make babies…and not show up to events in see through shirts and I guess she didn’t like that, which is fine because I don’t like her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Chrissy Teigen Shitty See Through of the Day

Chrissy Teigen wore a see through shirt a few days ago. She posted it to her instagram. Her fans that she doesn’t deserve, because she’s not very hot, downloaded the shit and played with the brightness and contrast so that you can see her nipple. Nipple that she’s had exposed in photoshoots before. Nipple that is hardly interesting, kind of dumpy, but like any gold digger, smart enough to land a man right before he gets actually famous, make him co-dependent, so that all his fame and fortune he attributes to you…so much so that his last song is about you…which will hold up nice in divorce court. She’s an enemy of the site, she’s gone to war with me. I don’t really care, I figure old sloppy bitches who never made it deserve someone to target their frustration on, and it might as well be me…I am selfless like that…

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Top 10 Tricks at the ESPY Awards of the Day

The ESPY awards happened last night. I can’t imagine anyone really giving a shit. I don’t know how much ESPN really matters, or more importantly, I don’t know how celebrating Athletes, who are already celebrated, really matters. I just know all the gold diggers, athlete fucking groupies, and possible athletes went out to the shit, I don’t know who 90 percent of the girls in attendance were, but here are the best tricks I found with my little to no actual research… #452266592 / gettyimages.com 10 – Kim Johnson #452277588 / gettyimages.com 9 – Draya Michele #452266314 / gettyimages.com 8 – Hannah Cornett #452265040 / gettyimages.com 7- Dara Torres is a Cripple Bitch #452264460 / gettyimages.com 6 – Sydney Leroux #452263076 / gettyimages.com 5- Erin Andrews – We Saw Your Staged Peeper Videos – To Advance Your Career – TRICK #452260994 / gettyimages.com 4- Chrissy Teigen’s Career was Based on Gold Digging Brothers…Rappers or Athletes – Interchangeable.. #452260376 / gettyimages.com 3- Ali Fedotowsky….Dressed Like a Pumpkin…Brother’s Love Pumpkins… #452253476 / gettyimages.com 2- Erin Andrews and Chrissy Teigen – Double Dose of TRICK #452263426 / gettyimages.com The Number 1 Trick at the ESPYS was Destinee Hooker – Because Her Name is So Appropriate CLICK TO SEE PICS OF DANICA PATRICK AT THE ESPYS PRETENDING TO BE A RACECAR DRIVER

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