Chrissy Teigen is a chubby, drunk, attention whore who has probably made 3 dollars modelling the last decade, since locking down John Legend and thinking she was responsible for his career, cuz she got in there early… She’s also an unstable, depressive drunk, who looks like she may be pregnant, with a pug face, and not in a cute pug face way, who hates this website..because I called her out on being low level, and a wallet fucker, because that’s pretty much what she is..she even went to her blog to write about it… You see, when you date any successful musician, scamming your way into Sports Illustrated is easy…because she was a bikini model at one point, for billabong, int he fucking 90s….for one season catalog…that’s all she’s ever done other than being a funny clown with big tits on social media all day, because you don’t actually work, and it allows you to seemingly feel more important than you are…even when you’re not….you know the kind of girl who will end up on her own reality show…which I guess is more important than I’ll ever be…but I can still sit on the sidelines and laugh at her silliness…and I will…even though I think we’d make lovely, life long friends, if she wasn’t such a fucking hater….because as you know, I like girls who get in their bikinis, with big tits and rich husbands to finance my drinking…
Emma Stone denied anorexia rumors last week , and now the Amazing Spider-Man 2 actress has opened up about her diet and weight struggles in the new issue of Seventeen , revealing that she’s had lifelong difficulty keeping the pounds on: “Keeping weight on is a struggle for me,” says Emma. “Especially when I’m under stress and especially as I’ve gotten older. That’s the way my genes have decided to go and things will change as time goes on, as everything does.” Emma added that her difficulty with maintaining a healthy weight has made rumors that she starves herself all the more frustrating: “When completely untrue statements are made about me or my health, of course a part of me wants to defend,” she says. “Thing is, people have a right to imagine what they want to imagine.” Emma also stated again that she feels her main responsibilities are to herself and to the young girls who look up to her: “I remind myself to be kind to myself, and as slightly ridiculous as it may sound, to treat myself the same gentle way I’d treat a daughter of mine.” Emma sounds surprisingly Zen on the matter of people spreading false, vicious rumors about her. Of course, she stunned on the red carpet at last night’s 2014 MET Gala , proving once again that looking hot will always be the best revenge. Check out Emma’s dress along with the MET Gala’s other memorable fashions in the gallery below: 2014 MET Gala: Fashion Hits & Misses Open Slideshow 1. Kanye and Kim at MET Gala It’s okay to smile, Kanye West. The rapper looks miserable with Kim Kardashian at the 2014 MET Gala. View As List 1. Kanye and Kim at MET Gala It’s okay to smile, Kanye West. The rapper looks miserable with Kim Kardashian at the 2014 MET Gala. 2. Taylor Swift at the MET Gala Taylor Swift is pretty in pink, huh? She poses here at the 2014 MET Gala in New York. 3. Beyonce and Jay Z at MET Gala Beyonce and Jay Z pose for photographers at the 2014 Met Gala. They are fashion royalty. 4. Selena Gomez at the MET Gala Eat your heart out, Justin Bieber! Selena Gomez stuns here at the 2014 MET Gala. 5. Anne Hathaway at MET Gala Anna Hathaway is a vision in red. She poses here at the 2014 MET Gala. 6. Rihanna at MET Gala Rihanna shows off her sexy back while on the red carpet of the 2014 MET Gala in New York City. 7. Lupita Nyong’o at the MET Gala We love it, Lupita Nyong’o! The actress dons a cool dress here at the 2014 MET Gala. 8. Lena Dunham at the MET Gala Lena Dunham doesn’t look her best here. She’s posing at the 2014 MET Gala. 9. Kate Upton at the MET Gala Hello there, Kate Upton! The gorgeous model shows off some cleavage at the 2014 MET Gala. 10. Charlize Theron and Sean Penn Charlize Theron and Sean Penn don’t make many public appearances. But here they are at the 2014 MET Gala. 11. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend at the MET Gala Chrissy Teigen and John Legend look their best at the 2014 MET Gala in New York City in May. 12. Sarah Jessica Parker at the MET Gala Sarah Jessica Parker is known for her fashion taste. And she shows it off here at the 2014 MET Gala. 13. Anna Kendrick at the 2014 MET Gala We adore Anna Kendrick. She looks great here at the MET Gala in The Big Apple. 14. Gisele and Tom Brady at the 2014 MET Gala Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady make the world jealous in this photograph, courtesy of the 2014 MET Gala. 15. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Johnny Depp and Amber Heard make a rare public appearance at the 2014 MET Gala in New York City. 16. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds at MET Gala Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds could actually be the best looking couple in Hollywood. They make us drool here at the 2014 MET Gala. 17. Kristen Stewart at the MET Gala Kristen Stewart rocks red hair and this black dress at the 2014 MET Gala in New York City. 18. Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield at the MET Gala Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are Hollywood’s new hot couple. Here they are at the 2014 MET Gala. 19. Bradley Cooper at the MET Gala Yes, this is Bradley Cooper. You just need to look under all that facial hair. 20. Kimye at the MET Gala Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here at the 2014 MET Gala. The rapper looks thrilled to be there, huh?
Chrissy keeps her sex life poppington. Chrissy Teigen Discusses Sex Life With John Legend John will probably never dirty dog Chrissy as long as he’s getting that “mile-high” love. According to Gossip Center: On hooking up with John Legend on the set of his hit 2009 single “Stereo,” and building their relationship: “I’m not going to lie. We hooked up. [When he went on tour] I let him be himself for a while. The worst thing you can do is try to lock someone like that down early on, then have them think, “there’s so much more out there.” I played it cool for a long time. Never once did I ask, ‘What are we?’ Marriage was never my goal, because I’ve never been very traditional. I was just happy to be with him.” On PDA with her husband: “We’re by no means freaky-deaky, but let’s just say, we’re open to things. We’re very okay with PDA. When we go to a restaurant, he loves when I wear a dress, so he can do some upper-thigh rubbing.” On the craziest place she and her husband have had sex: “We were on our way to Thailand to see my parents, flying commercial first-class. We were under a blanket. We weren’t even in one of those pod things. I feel like we should get a trophy for that.” Won’t be too long before these two start poppin’ out babies. PCN
The biggest publicity stunt, or fame whoring stunt that happened this weekend was probably when V. Stiviano, the 21 year old hooker who exposed her racist billionaire 83 year old boyfriend, for being a racist, despite being a jew, because Jewish people are racist, thanks to everyone persecuting them, something that people generally don’t realize, because they assume the Holocaust would make your people love everyone…but in fact it does the opposite… The reality is that the Clippers Team owner, Donald Sterling, who said he didn’t want her socializing with blacks, even though she is a black Mexican, which is the worst kind of Mexican, because likes his negro man dingo’s making him money on the court, not congregating in the house with the other white people…I guess…pay them millions, making billions, modern slavery… ANyway, like any hooker, dating an 81 year old billionaire, for his youthful energy and good looks, obviously, the fact he’s a billionaire is just coincidence…she is trying to make a name for herself, without realizing, fucking him was her best gig, her ego wanted more… Now, everyone may hate him and think she’s the Martyr who threw away her Anna Nicole status, for the world to know the billionaire will still have black players, people will still go to the game, and nothing she did did anything but make herself look like a snitch… But I for one like hookers, so here are her pics from instagram to celebrate her making the news for the first time in her young hooker life. I am sure this gets Donald Sterling all riled up…dude’s gonna pop two viagra tonight and hope for the best…for a hooker – these pics aren’t that good…
Two years ago, Chrissy Teigen praised me calling me funny and loving all I do…I have visual proof of that, because the internet leaves a paper trail that bitch, in all her instability can’t hide…unless she deleted the tweet… Last Year, Chrissy Tieigen turned on me, like an unstable cunt, because we’ve never met in person and I guess she had enough of being called an pug-faced, and not in a cute “I Own a Pug and Like People Who Look Like Pugs” kind of way…I also called her fat, old, and said it was time for her to retired, even though in her career, she’s made all of 10 dollars working as a model, and all her living is from John Legend’s fame….a man she locked in before he made money and who she will ride til the end because he’s her one hit wonder…and she can go to bed at night legitimately thinking she’s in it for the right reasons and that 50 percent of his career is due to her because she’s supported him through it…rather than just wallet fucking a rich guy from day one, she wallet fucked a rich guy before he got really rich… Anyway, she’s not a fan of me, and that’s ok, because I am not a fan of her, or anything about her, I think she’s ugly as a person on the inside and out, overrated, not hot at all, and only a model for affirmative action reasons…but for some reason people find her funny, but not as funny as these shitty Cosmo covers….that we can assume were bought for her, because that’s the kind of gold digger she is, the kind who can’t acknowledge it.
Hopefully he’ll fare better in the hairline department … St. Louis Woman Tweets Photo Of Baby Nephew Who Favors John Legend Not every celebrity is lucky enough to get a cute impersonator , but R&B singer John Legend’s should definitely make him smile. According to US Weekly reports : John Legend has a startling lookalike, and the Grammy-winning singer’s doppelganger is a little baby named Caden! St. Louis native and proud aunt Rachel Ayanaw tweeted a photo of the adorable Legend lookalike on Easter Sunday, April 20. “My nephew looks like John Legend lol,” she wrote in the post alongside a pic of Caden strapped into a car seat. The little tot, 4 months, remarkably resembles the “All of Me” crooner, down to his chubby-cheeks and smiley expression in the photo. Eventually, the tweet went viral and prompted the nine-time Grammy winner to address his baby doppelganger with his own throwback photo. Here’s the photo John shared and a fan was kind enough to create a side by side What do you think? While John seemed to be a good sport about the whole thing, his wife Chrissy seemed a little miffed. Hit the flip for her reaction. WENN/Instagram/TWitter
We see you music guys stealing the spotlight from the Hollyweirdos! Pharrell rocked a Lanvin shorts tux to the 86th Annual Academy Awards, where he’s up for the Best Song Oscar. He was accompanied by his “black wife” Helen Lasichanh. Aren’t they adorable. John Legend went with a more traditional look and managed not to be upstaged by his Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model wife Chrissy Teigen. And Will and Jada showed they still got it… GettyImages/WENN
I’ve done a few posts on Bryana Holly …she’s some fake titty instagram model who apparently only really mattered in the first place because she was dating Brody Jenner at some point or another… I know what you are thinking, who fucking cares about Brody Jenner, his dad is a tranny, he is family with the worst humans on earth and he’s some Playboy rich kid who you are probably jealous of…because he fucks girls like Bryana Holly… But I’m posting this because I love this circle of instagram models, who aren’t that hot, but have 300,000 people following them leading them to think they are hot, only to never really get paid or make money, because their whole hustle to become this popular was posting pics of themselves in bikinis by companies that promoted them… It’s like Artifical fame, doesn’t really exist or matter, but you sure as hell know this girl thinks it does…she thinks she’s fucking Candice Swanepoel because more instagram ppl like her, you know pretty much virtual fame… So when Jenner posts that old Meme…you know shots were fired…too bad he didn’t include “the reason you even have an instagram as an agent is cuz my dick was in you, groupie fame whore”..but that would be less subtle… Either way, this artificial fame is tasty enough for me.
In the event you don’t read the site…Anastasia Ashley, a girl I am a fan of….is hanging with the enemy of the site…pug faced Chrissy Teigen… You see, Anastasia Ashley is a pro surfer/butt model who I praise on the regular…even though I generally hate on everything…because she’s managed to be one of the few things that has polluted my dead heart with her amazingness…She is something that I don’t hate and will never hate…but rather that I love and celebrate. Maybe I just like surfing…#beachlyfe…butts…Lymonada…or traitors…who hang with the enemy… Chrissy Teigen…is the enemy of the site because she’s an unstable, drunk, internet comedian…who one year tells me she loves the site and this year next goes on a rampage hating me on her blog, turning her creepy fans on me…all for calling her out for what she is…or what she appears to be…a desperate hollywood housewife, who has gold dug herself into an ideal situation…where she doesn’t have to work, so she has plenty of time to play “pretend model”.. which is convenient, since no one has ever paid her to model… they are like “John Legend’s wife is eager and will do it for free, she has 300,000 followers, let’s use her, it’s a good ROI, she’s eager”… she begs, John Legend’s people beg… Everyone famous wants to be linked a babe with some level of babe association…like a modeling agency or published pictures… I mean, I don’t know her finances, maybe she made 1000 dollars here or there, but her real income is 50% of everything John Legend has cuz she met him early on….and moved in on that hard… The funny thing with her is that even with the praise of the idiots who believe that she’s awesome from everything they read and see, thanks to the media making her relevant..she’s still just a pug face who knows she’s pulling a scam. She knows in her soul she’s unworthy and she knows that she’s only relevant due to the man she chose to lockdown… Even with the fans, people saying she’s hot, all the ego boosting her self esteem gets on the daily from witty jokes and her with free modelling …She is angry and miserable, drunk…who pretends she’s a bikini model because SI says she is one…when all I see is something old, boring, played out, even a little fat, tired and in need of throwin in that beach towel once and for all… I don’t like her…but ultimately, I don’t care and she barely exists to me, even when she’s tainting one of my favorite things…but shots were fired by her…and I would have been nicer if she had a better attitude…she brought it on herself and I won’t hold it against Anastasia Ashley, because she’s still lovely, perfect, despite the shitty company she keeps, especially when that shitty company is the enemy….and that’s all I have to say about that…Here’s some Anastasia Ashley Instagram pics..to cleanse my soul…and to teach me how to love her again after this glitch in judgement.
Here’s new SI cover girl Chrissy Teigen out walking her dog with her lucky SOB of a boyfriend John Legend and dressed like she’s in a Whitesnake video or something. I’ve always been a fan of Chrissy, but in my opinion, these pictures would be 100 times better if she’d just ditch some of this denim. Preferably the jacket, so we can get a better look at what’s underneath, but I’d also accept the Daisy Dukes. Or both really. I’m easy like that. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet
