The ‘90s were a wonderful time; Helena Christensen was defying the notion that models could barely fill out their bras by flaunting her amply proportioned assets in spreads everywhere. Now, fast forward 20 years later where Helena is proving to be as superhumanly sexy as ever in a topless covershoot for FutureClaw Magazine . Speaking of shooting, check out the photos after the jump!
The ‘90s were a wonderful time; Helena Christensen was defying the notion that models could barely fill out their bras by flaunting her amply proportioned assets in spreads everywhere. Now, fast forward 20 years later where Helena is proving to be as superhumanly sexy as ever in a topless covershoot for FutureClaw Magazine . Speaking of shooting, check out the photos after the jump!
Helena Christinsen poses nude in the new issue of FutureClaw , which apparently exists (and is getting major PR thanks to Helena Christensen nude)! At 44, the Danish stunner is still a perfect 10. The former Victoria’s Secret stunner shows that whether she’s wearing revealing lingerie or in her birthday suit, she has some unbelievable genes. Christensen herself did the styling for the shoot, meaning she picked out a negligee, paired the strapless black bra with nothing but a swan figurine, etc. Check out more images after the jump! “There are some of my favorite items in there,” she tells FutureClaw . “It was interesting to have to go through my own clothes for a shoot. I tend to dress it items that don’t necessarily go so well together. I like when style isn’t obvious.” “I always end up feeling more comfortable wearing a combination of something quirky and strange. Maybe style shouldn’t so much be defined, but rather felt.” Helena also made news recently for calling out weight critics of Kim Kardashian , who was often scrtunized for her appearance despite being pregnant.
I’ve never done a post on Erika Christensen before, but hey, I’m a sucker for girls in bikinis, especially when there’s the possibility of a wave-induced wardrobe malfunction. Unfortunately though, the only craziness that happens in this video (for some show called Across The Board ) is Erika talking about Scientology and other crap. I couldn’t make it through the whole thing, but trust me, these are definitely the highlights. » view all 20 photos
In the Book Notes series, authors create and discuss a music playlist that relates in some way to their recently published book. Previous contributors include Bret Easton Ellis, Kate Christensen, Kevin Brockmeier, George Pelecanos, Dana Spiotta, Amy Bloom, David… Broadcasting platform : Vimeo Source : Largehearted Boy Discovery Date : 09/03/2012 19:33 Number of articles : 2
I just hit her twitter looking for her idiotic Thug Life tattoo that screams “Fame and Fortune has finally got to this girl from a small caribbean island who’s father was a garbage man and who everyone hated…except maybe the UK tourists who she prosituted herself to when she was 14″…..see cuz I have an insider source in Barbados who told me that’s the word around the island….where bitch walks around with attitude and treats the locals she grew up with like shit….as if this was a bad teen high school movie…only it is Rihanna’s real life….. Anyway….I hit her twitter and see this post by her…. The best d*ck flicks r the ones in the car! Wheel, d*ck, click!!! Anything else…too much preparation! All abt spontaneity!!! Amazing…I mean bitch likely has 100,000 13 year old girls following her on twitter….and that’s a great age to learn that when dudes take pics of their dicks when driving…it’s the hottest….you know much hotter than staged dick pics in front of the fucking mirror…hilarious… On a side note she was walking around in a semi see through dress the other day…and here are those pics…
Helena Christensen is an older, almost retired, model….she’s in her fucking 40s and she leads one to believe that we aren’t all created equally and by one I mean me cuz I just look at my wife and she’s the same fucking age…falling apart, obese and could probably scare kids if they got in her way in the candy section of the grocery store…while there are 43 year olds who look like this out there…just fucks with my head, makes me realize I’ve failed, and if I cared a little more….I’d probably do something about it…but instead I drink and look at pics of pussy I can’t have…not even when it is in the tail end of it’s life….
Helena Christensen is an older, almost retired, model….she’s in her fucking 40s and she leads one to believe that we aren’t all created equally and by one I mean me cuz I just look at my wife and she’s the same fucking age…falling apart, obese and could probably scare kids if they got in her way in the candy section of the grocery store…while there are 43 year olds who look like this out there…just fucks with my head, makes me realize I’ve failed, and if I cared a little more….I’d probably do something about it…but instead I drink and look at pics of pussy I can’t have…not even when it is in the tail end of it’s life….
Maybe it’s the cool mountain air, but babes from Seattle don’t seem to get nude much. No matter: they’re still as hot as a piping Grande from Starbucks, and as cool as Nirvana. You don’t have to buy a plane ticket to the Emerald City; simply sit back and enjoy Gianna MIchaels , Erika Christensen , and the rest of our Top 10 Seattle sex bombs. They’re Shirtless in Seattle. 10 Lisa Ann Hadley … She’ll give you a Space Needle. 9 Tamara Clatterbuck . . . The Emerald Titty. 8 Aya Sumika … Pube-get sound. 7 Jean Smart … Nice Capitol Hills. 6 Bianca Kajlich … Shirtless in Seattle. 5 Dyan Cannon (born in Tacoma, raised in Seattle) … She’ll make you stiffer than a Starbucks brew. 4 Erika Christensen … Goddess of grunge. 3 Josie Bissett … King County Cutie. 2 Gianna Michaels … Reach nudity nirvana. 1 Anna Faris (born in Baltimore, raised in Seattle) … Seattle C-cups.
For those of you not up to date on your former supermodel’s coming and goings, I thought I’d catch you up on one. Here’s ageless hottie Helena Christensen sunning that former supermodel body while on vacation somewhere. I’m just assuming she’s on vacation, it’s possible this is just the way retired supermodels live on a daily basis. I bet there’s some rich dude somewhere footing the bill. Worth every penny.