When do two grunting women smacking a ball back and forth become the cutest video you’ll see all month? When those two grunting women are watched by a pair of adorable kittens. With respect to Serena Williams, Roger Federer and the beauty of professional tennis, the focus of the following clip is on the pets viewing this impressive sport, as they sit mesmerized by the action in front of them… Cats Watch Tennis
Conservative televangelist Pat Robertson is weighing in on Gen. David Petraeus’ affair with Paula Broadwell … and says he can’t really blame the guy. After all, he’s a man, and she’s really attractive. “The man’s off in a foreign land and he’s lonely and here’s a good looking lady throwing herself at him. I mean, he’s a man,” Robertson said in an interview. He continued describing Paula Broadwell : “She is an extremely good looking woman. She is a marathon runner. She runs Iron Man triathlons. So she’s out running with him and writing a biography.” “I think the term is ‘propinquity.'” Propinquity roughly translates to “proximity” … so essentially the devout Christian Robertson is excusing an extramarital affair based on a hot chick being nearby. At least if she runs Iron Man triathlons. Endurance, baby. Broadwell’s affair with Petraeus came to light after threatening emails she wrote to Jill Kelley – another hot chick – were brought to the attention of the FBI. Kelley denies she and Petraeus were involved, but they were friends, and Broadwell evidently thought there was something going on and told her to step off. Married for 37 years to Holly Petraeus , David resigned as CIA director Friday in a surprising scandal that continues to take new, strange turns by the day.
Conservative televangelist Pat Robertson is weighing in on Gen. David Petraeus’ affair with Paula Broadwell … and says he can’t really blame the guy. After all, he’s a man, and she’s really attractive. “The man’s off in a foreign land and he’s lonely and here’s a good looking lady throwing herself at him. I mean, he’s a man,” Robertson said in an interview. He continued describing Paula Broadwell : “She is an extremely good looking woman. She is a marathon runner. She runs Iron Man triathlons. So she’s out running with him and writing a biography.” “I think the term is ‘propinquity.'” Propinquity roughly translates to “proximity” … so essentially the devout Christian Robertson is excusing an extramarital affair based on a hot chick being nearby. At least if she runs Iron Man triathlons. Endurance, baby. Broadwell’s affair with Petraeus came to light after threatening emails she wrote to Jill Kelley – another hot chick – were brought to the attention of the FBI. Kelley denies she and Petraeus were involved, but they were friends, and Broadwell evidently thought there was something going on and told her to step off. Married for 37 years to Holly Petraeus , David resigned as CIA director Friday in a surprising scandal that continues to take new, strange turns by the day.
Might a mural of Robert Pattinson shirtless be coming to a freeway near you? The Twilight Saga star has been named the new face of Christian Dior, agreeing to a $12 million/three-year deal with the French fashion house’s line of fragrances and causing pandemonium among Twihards. They look at Natalie Portman nude ads for the same company and hope against hope: is Pattinson next to bare all?!? The actor will, indeed, appear in a series of ads for Dior, though it’s unclear at the moment if his clothes will remain on or off. Simply put, ” Rob likes the brand ,” a source tells E! News. Hey, for $4 million/year, we’d like it, too!
Hey Mena, from that angle, you don’t look like you have an alien of a head…..you know this picture makes me laugh because most girls are angling themselves so that they don’t look fat…and have mastered the perfect look or pose to make their insecure spots look good or less obvious…they have a good side….and have spent years doing it…and in Mena Suvari’s case…she’s like “show tit, angle head like this, and I’ll look like a human, no one will notice I am visiting from afar to see how our experiments are going”….and I find it funny knowing she probably took ten pics of this before feeling like her forehead was just right and in a place at an angle she was comfortable with I guess that’s why I’m posting this.
Everyone freaks out about the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that has been consistently boring as fuck the last fucking decade….when there are so many more exciting lingerie brands out there that actually make shit happen….like Agent Provocateur…run by the son of Sex Pistol manager Malcolm Maclaren and Vivienne Westwood, parents who were pretty fucking edgy people in their own right…paving the way for him to make fucking moves that are far more interesting than some midwestern American brand that is conscious of the church and not ruffling any fucking feathers…all to just get men to buy their wives a little something to make everyone feel sexy…in the most wholesome Christian way… They had a fashion show last week, that I wasn’t invited to, but I got the video and figure I’ll post it for you, cuz this is more fun than the shit Victoria’s Secret is doing next week….even if their headlining performer is….Justin Bieber….Seriously…Justin fucking Bieber…I was going to write that as a joke…to prove how much of a joke Victoria’s Secret is…but they actually have him booked…wow…
Indians, mermaids and fictional serial killers. Oh my! In honor of Halloween, a slew of D-listers hit the red carpet of various parties in Las Vegas this weekend, decked out as famous Christian Bale characters, sexy mermaids , native Americans and more! Who donned the most unique look? Click through now for larger versions of each image and sound off: What are YOU dressing as for Halloween?
Elsewhere in the world …. According to NBC News: A suicide bomber drove a vehicle packed with explosives into a Catholic church in northern Nigeria on Sunday, killing at least five people, wounding nearly 100 and triggering reprisal attacks that killed at least two more, officials said. The bomber drove a jeep right inside the packed St Rita’s church, in the Malali area of Kaduna, a volatile ethnically and religiously mixed city, in the morning. “I cannot tell you how many casualties, but there were many. The heavy explosion also damaged so many buildings around the area,” said survivor Linus Lighthouse, saying he thought there had been two explosions in different parts of the church. Other witnesses and the police said there had just been one bomber however. A spokesman for the National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA) in Kaduna said that five people had been confirmed killed, while 98 people were receiving treatment for wounds at two local hospitals. There was no immediate claim of responsibility but Islamist sect Boko Haram has claimed similar attacks in the past and has attacked several churches with bombs and guns since it intensified its campaign against Christians in the past year. One wall of the church was blasted open and scorched black, with debris lying around. Police later moved in and cordoned the area off. Shortly after the blast, angry Christian youths took to the streets armed with sticks and knives. A Reuters reporter saw two bodies on the roadside lying in pools of blood. “We killed them and we’ll do more,” shouted a youth, with blood on his shirt, before police chased him and his cohorts away. Police set up roadblocks and patrols across town in an effort to prevent the violence spreading. Another witness, Daniel Kazah, a member of the Catholic cadets in the church, said he had seen three bodies on the bloodied church floor after the bomb. “But still others were taken to the mortuary,” he said. An emergency worker on the scene, who had helped move casualties but was not authorized to give his name, estimated the total number of dead and wounded at around 30.
Kim Kardashian was sporting an especially sparkly accessory while leaving a Christian Louboutin boutique in Miami Beach—a huge gemstone ring. Interestingly, Kanye West#39;s main squeeze was snapped wearing the bauble on her right pinky finger. And we know that doesn#39;t signify anything except a flair for endowing the littlest part of her hand with statement jewelry. Though the rumor mill would love to differ, a source tells E! News that Kim and Kanye are not engaged. Kim, who#39;s now back
I don’t know what is wrong with Taylor Swift’s vagina…but I assume it’s got big old lips that are hungry enough to eat whatever gets in their way…from celebrity players who likely gave her ass herpes…to tween boys related to the Kennedys – she’s down to fuck…..Just a few weeks ago SHE BROUGHT HER CAMEL TOE TO A PAIR OF SHORTS and now this….it’s like she doesn’t even care about faking this Christian wholesome girl with wholesome girl problems like boys….and is more interested in putting her cunt out there…cuz whining about boyfriend problems is for 12 year olds….Taylor Swift is woman and part of the Sex and the City generation….which means she’s more into the fuck….even if it is with her pants while in situations where dick would be deemed inappropriate – like on Letterman…. Thanks to our good friend DEAN for sending this in….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK