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13 Celebrities Who Need to Stop Getting Married: They Really, Really Do!

When Kim Kardashian marries Kanye West tomorrow, she will join an exclusive club. Actually, by definition, we suppose this club isn’t exclusive at all. The following celebrities have walked down the aisle a minimum of three times, sometimes with the same person more than once. Kanye will make (lucky?) number-three for Kim this weekend (though she’s slept with more than that !), as she joins a list that includes an Oscar winner, a talk show host, a former sex tape star and a warlock. So, who can’t stop saying I Do? Find out now! 13 Celebrities Who Can’t Stop Getting Married 1. Kate Winslet Kate Winslet has been married three times. She exchanged vows with Jim Threapleton in 1998; then with in 2003; and with Ned Rocknroll in 2012.

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The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Is Out

Today’s a very special day here at the site, because the new 50th anniversary Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is finally out. And for a professional bikini blogger like me, it’s sort of like getting a second Christmas. Only even better, because it means I get to drool over ridiculously hot bikini pictures all day instead of spending time with my dumb family. Anyway, for those of you who are still a little bummed that Kate Upton didn’t make the cover this year for her third in a row, these are for you. Then go check out the rest of the pics here .

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Christie Brinkley Should Have Been The 2014 SI Cover Girl

It’s pretty hard to complain about this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover , especially since it features my current favorite model Nina Agdal , but you know what? After checking out these pictures of Christie Brinkley at some Barbie event celebrating SI ‘s big anniversary, I’m convinced they made a huge mistake. Because what better way could there be to honor their 50th than by putting Christie and her ageless cleavage on the cover? Think about it: she may be well over 50, but she’s still going strong. And so am I after these pictures. Yow. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Christie Brinkley Bathing Suit at 60 of the Day

Christie Brinkley is 60 years old…and People magazine did on a feature on her to either celebrate how fucking insane and weird it is for someone to look like this at 60…or it was to showcase their photoshop skills or maybe it’s some ad on BOTOX technology that you can assume advertise on their site and in their magazine…and that uses Christie Brinkley as a spokesperson…you know a little advertorial to trick us all….or maybe, just maybe Christie Brinkley is a fucking robot…because it just doesn[t make sense… I mean I remember masturbating to her in the 80s and she looked the fucking same…what’s going on here – and why do I think Russia has something to do with it…

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59-Year-Old Christie Brinkley Looks Better Than 21-Year-Old Kate Upton

Remember how I said Kate Upton has some stiff competition from Nina Agdal for the SI Swimsuit Issue cover this year? Yeah, turns out I may have forgotten another serious contender: Christie Brinkley , because wow. Christie’s looking better pushing 60 than Kate does at 21. There’s only two possible explanations for this, good genes or even better doctors. Either way, somebody deserves a round of applause. Photos: WENN.com

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Christie Brinkley is Still Amazing of the Day

Christie Brinkley, even at 100 fucking years old, is amazing and may or may not be hot enough for me to jerk off to, even if I really tried, because I don’t like old used up women, but who I can still use to remind me of the the titties that once were jerked off to by me, because she’s still got it going on…and by it, I don’t mean her period, she’s too old for that…which I guess is a selling point if she wasn’t Christie Brinkley, because getting her pregnant, a curse to so many on so many levels with so many women, isn’t a curse with this one, because it would be a K-Fed situation…a K-Fed situation now made impossible…cuz she’s 100 fucking years old…but at least she still looks good at the SI 50 Year Anniversary of Swimsuit event I wasn’t invited to but where Chrissy Teigen was invited…because she’s the biggest scam around.. TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF THE MODELS FROM THE SI EVENT CLICK HERE

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Izabel Goulart is Amazing of the Day

Izabel Goulart is the fittest model Victoria’s Secret failed on, and in a lot of ways I like that she got deported back to Brazil where she takes a lot of selfies of her working out, because I like seeing selfies of bitches working out, it’s better than me working out and it’s far better than me going to the gym to watch bitches working out, because any gym I’ve been to, the chicks working out are the ones who need to be working out and not the ones who already won from working out…if you know what I mean….and if you don’t just look at Izabel..cuz she’s won motherfucker….

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Beach Brawl and Other Videos of the Day

This beach brawl video isn’t even that good, it’s just a ridiculous voice over edit that for some reason I thought was funny for the 10 seconds I watched it, a reason I call alcoholism and hatred for frat boy jock types who would find this funny, and the irony in this being one of their jokes and something you know they thought was genius while putting together, made me chuckle…or some shit… The good news is that here are some other videos…an unexpected accident… 21 People Light Themselves on Fire A Girl Vs a Vacuum Cleaner

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Xenia Deli Covered in Mud of the Day

I am a fan of XENIA DELI , even if I don’t really know anything about her, other than that her name is silly and reminds me of a vile meaty vagina sent from middle aged mom hell to make me question my sexuality one night when too drunk to say no to the frilled meaty discolored disgusting….because the pictures of her in this C-Heads shit, along with every other picture of her, make me realize I’d get down with this even if it had a dick…cuz sometimes there’s that grey area of tranny, where they look so good despite the dick, that you just have to close your eyes and go for it, not that Xenia Deli is a tranny, but if she was, I’d like her pictures just as much as I do right now…

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Christie Brinkley is Amazing at 60 of the Day

Christie Brinkle at 59 represents all the good SI has done for the world, because there was a time before fame whores and low level models with huge Internet followings that backed the magazine into the corner feeling obligated to put them on the cover for a third time…despite the obvious glandular issues no one seems to notice but me… I mean historically, the Chrissy Teigens and Kate Upton and Nina Agdals were actual serious babes who we were excited to see in bikinis – not over exposed media machines who must works for free because SI is still a stamp of approval, especially for a Billabong spokesmodel turned gold digger…. Because there was a time when I could really embrace the model choices, from Elle Macpherson to Christie Brinkley to whoever the other busty and amazing bikini models they used were…and I guess seeing Christie Brinkley amazing at 60, even if she’s had some work done, reminds me that superhumans do exist and the team at SI found them… Which bring us hope for a better tomorrow, because they have done it before and I believe they can do it again… I mean I want Christie Brinkley in my mouth…She’s amazing and I can say with confidence, I rarely admit to wanting to bed seniors…if anything over 30 is too old for me….and SI is to thank for that…. Out with the new, in with the old…throwback memories of a better time! Here she is talking a just SI TO SEE SOME MORE PICS CLICK HERE

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