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CoCo In Her Itsy Bitsy Bikini

CoCo really doesn’t have a problem showing off her massive curves does she? And I love her for it. Here she is modeling a shiny bikini from her new bikini line. So basically she’s designing bikinis that don’t fit, that are way too small for anyone with big boobs and big asses, is that right?…. I like it. Unfortunately, I think we’re going to have a little legal trouble because I came up with this idea when I was about twelve years old. What’s next, a bikini made of saran wrap? I’ll see you in court.

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Renner finds Aguilera ‘drunk’ in his bed

AN Oscar-nominated actor reportedly found Christina Aguilera drunk in his bed after a late night party.

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Christina Aguilera’s Chubcakes Are Golden

Earlier today I posted some pictures of Christina Aguilera in which she seemed to be putting on a few pounds right before our eyes, her legs looked like they could take down a small mule. So I thought I’d give her another chance by posting some shots of her in her nicest evening gown at the Golden Globes last night. Sadly, she’s still fat. Is she preggers? I must be out of the loop. Anyhow, the only upside to someone like Christina putting on a few dozen pounds is that, at least in the beginning, it all goes to the chest area and I’m all for it. After that, it’s a slippery slope. Enjoy it while you can.

Christina Aguilera’s Chubcakes Are Golden

Earlier today I posted some pictures of Christina Aguilera in which she seemed to be putting on a few pounds right before our eyes, her legs looked like they could take down a small mule. So I thought I’d give her another chance by posting some shots of her in her nicest evening gown at the Golden Globes last night. Sadly, she’s still fat. Is she preggers? I must be out of the loop. Anyhow, the only upside to someone like Christina putting on a few dozen pounds is that, at least in the beginning, it all goes to the chest area and I’m all for it. After that, it’s a slippery slope. Enjoy it while you can.

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Girl Boobs

I always understood that when a relationship ends, the dude gets hammered with his buddies and the chick looses all kind of weight she put on and gets back to being the hot single chick she was when you first met her. So why the hell is Christina Aguilera getting all chubby? Here she is getting out of her limo the other night looking a little soft around the edges, like a pillow case filled with sour cream. I’m all for plumping up the old chesticles, there’s no such thing as boobs that are TOO big, but this is going a little too far…. She’s fat.

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Girl Boobs

I always understood that when a relationship ends, the dude gets hammered with his buddies and the chick looses all kind of weight she put on and gets back to being the hot single chick she was when you first met her. So why the hell is Christina Aguilera getting all chubby? Here she is getting out of her limo the other night looking a little soft around the edges, like a pillow case filled with sour cream. I’m all for plumping up the old chesticles, there’s no such thing as boobs that are TOO big, but this is going a little too far…. She’s fat.

Chloe Sevigny’s Bikini Pics Are Getting Better

I hate to say it, but today I’m actually posting these pictures of Chloe Sevigny in her bikini because she looks kinda hot. She’s made me eat the comments I made yesterday about her not being sexy in the slightest. Good for her, she really does look pretty sexy, more women should get back at my nasty remarks by showing up looking in a little swimsuit with their breasts hanging out. It sure beats a kick in the nut sack.

Christina Aguilera’s Ridiculous and Amazing Cameltoe of the Day

This is hysterical. It’s almost like a clown car at the fucking circus. You know Ripley’s believe it or not’s fattest pussy found in the depths of the whore house….. I feel like some kind of explorer who just landed on some heavily traveled path, scared of unfamiliar diseases, disgusted by what must be nuclear damaged, yet appreciating every nook and cranny, every lip fold and clip mound, because pussy is a magincal thing… This pussy is MASSIVE. Maybe it’s pregnancy, maybe it’s overeating, maybe it is abuse, maybe she’s the kind of bitch who uses those pussy pumps to swell the shit up for obscure fetishists. Maybe it’s prolapsed due to disease or forcing too hard when she pees. I’m not a doctor, I just know shit needs it’s own TV show…. I love cameltoe, especially when it comes with such force and conviction, like it really fucking means it…

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Christina Aguilera Looks Stuffed

Oh man, it looks like Christina Aguilera really stuffed herself well over the holidays. And I’m not talking only about her mouth. What the hell did she feed that thing?