You know…I don’t want to sound like I’m a tough guy, because I’m not at all, but I know that I’m tougher than a gang of pussy celebrities and if Russell Brand went for my iPhone, there would be fucking blood…seriously….motherfucker tries to pull his “I’m a celebrity, I can do what I want” bullshit….we’ll I’d be sure to stab him in the fucking neck… I hate these pansy motherfuckers more than I hate the paparazzi documenting them….because these pansy motherfuckers decided to be famous and this is what comes with it….he didn’t have to marry ugly Katy Perry who everyone cares about…and if he didn’t marry her…he could fuck all the groupie pussy he wanted in peace…cuz he just doesn’t fucking matter….but he thinks he does….and that’s why he’s pulling tacky, tantrum stunts that damage other people’s property….I despise these spoiled cunts.
Recent amateur pornstar Christina Hendricks ….one of the “victims” of a staged cell phone hack…..when really I feel strongly that we were all victims of her staged cell phone hack…cuz none of us want to see an obese chick naked…even if she has obese chick sized tits…even though it turns out everyone hates me for calling her obese….like I invented to Body Mass Index….or something…. Well she’s put some clothes on, got some photoshop on, and is in the latest Blackbook magazine, where she discussed, amongst otheer things, her obesity…at least that’s what I assume she talked about…cuz when I look at her…that’s all I seee…. Big titties don’t impress me when you’re fat motherfuckers…
Nicki Minaj, her pink hair and her large breasts cover the latest issue of Allure, at this artist opens up about her plans for world domination and her appeal to a young generation of fans. “I had a little conversation with Jay-Z at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show,” Nicki tells the magazine. “He said, ‘Congratulations on all your success.’ And I was like, ‘Yeah, I’m coming for you. I’m coming for your spot, Mr. Mogul.’” Minaj can already stake claim to a much younger fan base than almost any other contemporary. Why are eight-year olds such as Sophia Grace Brownlee such big followers of her music? “I play dress-up,” the singer says. “I also can put on a very cartoonish voice. So sometimes children may not know what I’m saying, but they like the sound of it, and they think I sound like some weird character.”
Russell Brand recently broke up with Katy Perry . And, according to an irate paparazzo, a window. A Splash News photographer, Timothy Jackson, filed a police report against Brand, who allegedly approached Jackson’s car, wrestled away his iPhone and heaved it through a window of nearby law firm, shattering the glass. That’s some arm, if true! Splash has a series of photos showing Russell snatching the iPhone and the apparent aftermath of broken glass at the offices of Deutsch, Kerrigan and Stiles. New Orleans Police are still investigating, but no charges have been filed and there’s no warrant out for Brand. Heck, the NOPD is still trying to ring him up. “We have had several attempts to get in contact with Russell Brand in the past day, all of which were unsuccessful,” a department spokesman tells E! News. Maybe Russell disposed of his own phone through similar means? [Photo: WENN.com]
Wonder if it will be called Hypocrisy? When it comes to Adam Levine’s new fragrance – coming May 2013! – Christina Aguilera smells something funny … namely the fact that The Voice coach had mocked the entire concept of celebrity perfumes/colognes about 12 months ago. “Haha @AdamLevine. What a difference a year makes,” Aguilera tweeted along with a link to this tweet that the Maroon 5 singer sent out in March 2011: “I also would like to put an official ban on celebrity fragrances. Punishable by death from this point forward,” Levine wrote at the time. What a difference, indeed. The teasing was all in good fun, though, as Aguilera followed up by saying to her NBC co-star, “Welcome to the celebrity fragrance family!” Levine’s scent, 222, will have versions for men and women, BT-Dubs. Phew.
Yesterday Christina Milian celebrated her daughter’s 2nd birthday with friends and family, except the dad, The Dream, who was a no show at his owns daughter’s party.
MTV News goes shopping in New York City to find the prince of pop the best gift, from a $20,000 watch to a Bentley. By John Mitchell, with reporting by Christina Garibaldi Justin Bieber Photo: Kevin Winter/ Getty Images Justin Bieber’s 18th birthday is here and everyone, from his mentor Usher to his biggest fans , is super excited! But what do you get the guy who already has everything? MTV News’ Christina Garibaldi hit the streets of NYC to find out, visiting some of the Big Apple’s most exclusive big-name retailers to find the pop prince the perfect birthday gift. Anyone who’s seen MTV’s classic “Cribs” knows that the rich and famous love cars, and “the more the merrier” seems to be the motto when it comes to filling your garage with sweet rides. Biebs already has a Ferrari and a Cadillac Batmobile, so what more does he need? Paul at Manhattan Motorcars thinks he’s got just the ticket: the redesigned 2012 Bentley Continental GTC. “Very sporty car, definitely aimed at a younger buyer,” Paul told MTV News. “Completely hand-built, handcrafted in England. Just a blast to drive.” With a new ride lined up, Bieber’s going to need a new pair of shades to keep the sun out of his precious peepers while he’s cruising around Hollywood. For those, MTV visited Jordan Silver at Silver Lining Opticians. “Some of the most amazing pieces I think Justin might like are Persol, Ray-Ban and some of the brands that did car collaborations in the ’80s,” Silver said. “One we just got in is by Maserati. It’s a shield with three sets of lenses, interchangeable, and two sets of temples so that when you’re traveling at high speeds you might need the extra protection of the cable temple.” The cost? A cool $1,200. But that’s pocket change to Bieber’s pals like Lil Wayne , who hit the recording studio with the “Baby” singer last month. If Bieber’s girl Selena Gomez is feeling sentimental about the dog they recently adopted, she could hit up Trax NYC for an $18,000 23-carat bulldog pendant. “Got some pink diamonds in the eyes. Yellow diamonds, black diamonds, all hand-set,” Trax’s Paul Mazza told MTV News. For an even pricier gift, Christina checked out some of Trax’s blinged-out watches. “If you look at it right here, there’s a lot of diamonds,” Mazza said, showing off a $20,000 watch featuring 35 carats in diamonds. “This is something that definitely garners a lot of attention. … Got one for every day of the week, different colors. It doesn’t get any better than this.” What would you get Justin Bieber for his 18th birthday? Leave your comment below! Happy 18th birthday, Justin Bieber ! Now that we’ve counted down the superstar’s 18 greatest moments, stick with MTV News as we celebrate the milestone all day. Related Videos Happy Birthday, Justin Bieber! Justin Bieber’s 18th Birthday: Our Favorite Moments! Related Artists Justin Bieber
Remember “Kenan & Kel”? Just six months after former co-star Kenan Thompson wed Christina Evangeline, Kel Mitchell has jumped the broom with his second wife, Asia Lee. Check out their beautiful nuptials when you continue.
Rihanna and Christina Milian both hit up the ROC Nation Pre-Grammy Brunch at the Soho House in Hollyweird yesterday afternoon. You know we already gotta ask… Who Looked More Bangin?? SplashNews
