In catching up with the Kardashians , we spotted holiday photos of baby North West and the rest of the gang at Kris Jenner’s traditional Christmas Eve party… Continue . Continue reading →
I like to think of this as Chelsea Handler being on some worldly expedition, like some kind of explorer, going to all corners of the world, now that she’s got all the time in the world…including but not limited to the the arctic…just hoping to find someone who cares. She’s even taking off her shirt…to try to expedite the process…garbage.
Heidi Klum may be old. She may be battered from having a dozen kids and thus a lot of sex, with SEAL a man with a voice of an angel, but the face of a monster, making me think he may have, or must have had a massive, baby arm sized penis that violated her, like the twisted german freak that she was…you know tickling her tall model cervix….before shitting on her as Germans do, at least according to their Scat porn. But I guess with age, comes wisdom, and she’s smart enough to know, as a model who has been an exhibitionist forever, that it is important, and not scandalous to be in as little clothing as possible on the beach…so that you get an even tan…while getting as much attention as possible, because you like attention, that’s why you became a fucking model… Either way, old as fuck, still skinny, maybe even a little too skinny, based on her ass…but still a Christmas Miracle…because girls I fuck don’t look this good…we can all thank German ethnic cleansing and early DNA testing to create the master race for this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
These past couple months, I’ve been loving the new and improved Selena Gomez and all the hotness she’s been dropping (and I know I’m not the only one). But I’ve gotta say, she’s looking a little chubby in these shots. I guess she had too much to eat over Christmas. So just to make sure this doesn’t get out of control, I think Selena’s New Year’s resolution should be to go on the patented Tuna exercise regimen: 30-45 seconds of cardio with yours truly 5 times a week. I’ll even give her the first couple sessions on the house as a Christmas present. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
These past couple months, I’ve been loving the new and improved Selena Gomez and all the hotness she’s been dropping (and I know I’m not the only one). But I’ve gotta say, she’s looking a little chubby in these shots. I guess she had too much to eat over Christmas. So just to make sure this doesn’t get out of control, I think Selena’s New Year’s resolution should be to go on the patented Tuna exercise regimen: 30-45 seconds of cardio with yours truly 5 times a week. I’ll even give her the first couple sessions on the house as a Christmas present. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
In case you didn’t wake up to a copy of GQ Turkey in your stocking Christmas morning, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Because trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this shoot Kat Graham did for the magazine. We don’t see too many photoshoots from Kat, but I hope we start to get a whole lot more of them after this. And I’d be happy to volunteer to help make that happen. My phone takes great pictures. Continue reading →
In case you didn’t wake up to a copy of GQ Turkey in your stocking Christmas morning, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Because trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this shoot Kat Graham did for the magazine. We don’t see too many photoshoots from Kat, but I hope we start to get a whole lot more of them after this. And I’d be happy to volunteer to help make that happen. My phone takes great pictures. Continue reading →
As the country comes down off their holiday hangovers, an Indiana family is still in mourning after a 40-year-old man was killed by his own pit bull on Christmas Day… Continue .
Ariana Grande loves family and holidays, but she is not a big fan of Santa apparently. You could even say the budding pop star is “repulsed” by old Saint Nick. Ariana Grande – Santa Tell Me (A Very Grammy Christmas) The “Santa Tell Me” singer, whose new hit holiday song sure sounds like she’s into Santa – like Ariana sraight up wants to f–k Santa – says that’s not the point. Like at all. Grande says the Christmas tune, in which she asks Santa for help with her love life, is actually “depressing” and that Mr. Claus himself has some issues. Because of all the past heartbreak and relationship issues she associates with the holidays, Ari is not nearly as fond of the man in the red suit as it appears. “I’m repulsed by Santa,” Grande says. Of the holiday track, she adds, “My song may sound cheerful but its really quite sardonic and depressing. I’m like saying, ‘Santa what is your deal bro?’” Seriously bruh. 23 Facts About Ariana Grande 1. Her Name Was Inspired By a Cartoon Ariana’s name was inspired by Princess Oriana from Felix the Cat! “I’ve had my heart broken multiple times around this time of year. I feel although it’s one of the most cheerful times of the year, I see tons of heartbreak.” “They make movies about it,” the 21-year-old said, speaking as if she were a depressed, world weary divorcee. “It’s like a (Wham!) Last Christmas vibe.” She’s got a lot to be happier about this year, at least. While Christmas did not see Ariana Grande and Big Sean engaged , as rumors suggested might happen, the two are by all accounts blissfully in love. Nor is she a grinch when it comes to Christmas overall. Ariana performed at Disney’s Christmas Day Parade, photographed her Christmas tree and wished fans a happy holiday, writing, “love to you & your family.” And a Merry Titmas to all, and to all a good night. Ariana and Frankie Grande: Titmas Carols
The pregnant Jill Duggar showed off her growing baby bump in a cute Christmas photo with husband Derick Dillard, reminding us all of the true meaning of Christmas … The 19 Kids and Counting star, who’s due in March, wore a white cable-knit sweater, adorning her bump with a festive green ribbon and a big red bow. Christmas came early for the couple this year. Though dancing and unsupervised activities like prom are among the things banned by the Duggar family , Derick and Jill do their best prom pose in the pic. “Merry Christmas from the Dillards!” Jill wrote. “As we rejoice in the celebrations around the birth of Jesus Christ, we thank God for our precious little gift!” The practicing Baptist added as a caption: “‘For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful.'” “‘Counselor, The Mighty God, The Everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.’ #Isaiah9:6 #Christmas #babydilly #derickdillard #jillmdillard #19kids.” Following Josh Duggar as the second of the 19 Kids to have her own brood, Jill announced her pregnancy in August, just two months after she said “I do.” The fourth oldest child of Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar, behind Josh, John David and Jana Duggar , Jill has confirmed she is expecting a baby boy with Dillard. “We were super excited,” she said of the moment they found out they were having a baby. “We prayed together, and thanked God for this new little life.” “I was screaming and everything. [Derick] was like, ‘Don’t get too excited! You might stress out the baby or something.’ He’s so cute. He’s so sweet.” Jill Duggar Wedding Photos 1. Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard Wedding Pic Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard kiss in a gorgeous wedding photo she just released on their six month anniversary. You can watch 19 Kids and Counting online to relive Jill and Derick’s road to the altar, and follow THG to keep up to date on their exciting journey ahead …