Source: Johnny Nunez / Getty Megan Thee Stallion Announces “Hotte Beach Clean Up” Megan Thee Stallion is already diversifying her public portfolio even as a relatively new artist. We recently reported that Meg was on her IG live talking to the Hotties about doing a beach clean up. Days later, Meg was sharing a variety of tips that can help her fans go green via Twitter. Today, we get word that young Tina Snow has expeditiously put her money where her mouth is by officially announcing her first ever “Hottie Beach Clean Up”. View this post on Instagram Hey Hotties I’m having the first ever HOTTIE BEACH CLEAN UP in Cali June 6th at the Santa Monica pier be there at 3pm ! Houston we’re next ! Details coming soon A post shared by Hot Girl Meg (@theestallion) on Jun 5, 2019 at 9:49am PDT Between political analyst Cardi and Megan Thee Stallion as the head administrator of the EPA, America might just recover fro four years of Trump after all.
Source: Paras Griffin / Getty Woman Who Called Michelle Obama “Ape” Sentence To Prison Some of us are old enough to remember a time when there were Black people living in the White House . Ironically, despite our love and affection for those Black people, a great number of Americans despised the then-residents of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave as much as we despise the current residents of said address. Go figure. Anywho, one of the people who made their displeasure vocal was Pamela Taylor , the director of a West Virginia non-profit org called Clay County Development Corp. Here’s Pamela’s Facebook commentary on the esteemed First Lady: It will be so refreshing to have a classy, beautiful, dignified First Lady back in the White House. I’m tired of seeing an Ape in heels. Yes, Pamela capitalized “Ape”, something that even an ape would know not to do, but we digress. According to The Independent , Pamela is now in prison for fraud after being fired from her gig at the non-profit. A judge sentenced her to 10 months in prison for embezzling $18,000 in disaster relief funds from her former job. Money that was to aid desperate families who had undergone hardship after natural disaster. “There’s no such thing as a little bit of FEMA fraud,” said United States Attorney Mike Stuart, referring to the Federal Emergency Management Agency. “Taylor’s fraudulent scheme took FEMA dollars away from those who needed it the most… Federal disaster benefits are critical to rebuilding infrastructure, homes and lives – not for lining the pockets of individuals who suffered no loss A mayo-based devil, we say. In addition to the prison time, Pamela has been fined $10,000 and ordered to pay back the $18,149.04, ESPECIALLY the ¢4. Adios, ho! *waves with glee*
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump has vehemently denied accusations that she sold a story about Dorit Kemsley to Radar Online both on and off-screen. Tuesday’s episode of the Bravo hit chronicled Lisa’s plight to have scientific proof that she was telling the truth. The episode kicked off with her and John Sessa making their way to a polygraph examiner’s office. The examiner was named John. Yes, there’s another John on this reality TV series. He said, “I’m neutral, but I’ve been testing for over 30 years. If she’s lying, I’m gonna catch it in a second. If she’s telling the truth, she’s going to pass.” Vanderpump was ready for the whole thing to be over. Sessa was the one to choose the “easy” questions to start things off, and one was particularly hilarious. “Do you think Dorit’s face has changed in the last year as much as her accent?” John asked Lisa. “She’s had a head transplant,” Lisa said. “Just don’t ask me if Erika’s tucking it under, or something like that, because there are some things I can’t lie about!” “Have you ever given a story to Radar Online about Dorit Kemsley abandoning her dog to a shelter?” John went on to ask. “No,” Lisa replied. “Do you know who gave a story to Radar Online about Dorit abandoning her dog?” John asked, but Lisa denied any knowledge of it. “Do you think you will ever forget the hurtful accusations made by your close friends?” John asked. You guessed it, Lisa said “no.” “Do you believe these women who have accused you of giving a story to Radar Online are your true friends?” John asked. Lisa passed the lie detector test! Does this mean Lisa 100 percent did not lie? No. Lie detectors are not 100 percent, as much as some people would like to think they are. Most of the other ladies were not in Beverly Hills. They were in Hawaii preparing for Camille Grammer’s wedding. Erika Jayne and Denise Richards had things on, so they did not attend. Kyle went on to dish the goodies about the lie detector with a story that sounded completely and utterly fabricated. “My daughter Alexia’s very close friend was burglarized, and her house was under construction when the burglary happened,” Kyle explained. “So they took the construction workers to have a lie-detector test. Guess who was there taking a lie-detector test? Lisa. Lisa Vanderpump was there taking a lie-detector test.” “What?! I’m confused. Why?” said a stunned Dorit. “She’s obviously taking a lie-detector test to say she’s innocent from whatever,” Kyle replied. “She acts like she’s being accused of murder, for God’s sake!” Everyone was in agreement that Lisa took things a little far. “They’re not admissible in court,” Mauricio noted as Teddi said that you can train yourself to pass them. Rinna said that Lisa was only trying to keep up the “perfect” narrative that she wanted everyone to believe. While that drama was going down, Denise Richards was shooting a Christmas movie with her ex-boyfriend, Patrick Muldoon. My ex-husband’s aged me terribly I think,” Denise said to Patrick. “Charlie came over for Thanksgiving for dinner a few years ago, and he had a hooker in the car in the driveway,” she told the camera. “He was afraid to tell me. ‘Uh, you know, well, she’s in the driveway. Is it okay if she’s in the driveway?’ I said, ‘Ugh. I’ll set a f–king plate.’ Even a hooker deserves to have Thanksgiving dinner!” Okay then. What did you think of the drama? Hit the comments below. View Slideshow: Real Housewives Stars React to Las Vegas Shootings
Earlier this week, Kelly Ripa offered her opinion on The Bachelorette — and the usually-bubbly morning show host did not hold back in her harsh assessment of ABC’s lucrative reality franchise. “You guys, you know how I feel about the show, it disgusts me,” Ripa said during Tuesday’s Live With Kelly and Ryan . “I can’t stand the idea of 25 exceptional women fighting over one ordinary fella, in my opinion,” she added. “You know how I feel, ladies, we are too special to be arguing over a guy.” Ripa then pointed the finger at her studio audience, blaming them for the show’s popularity. “All of you women watch that gross, gross show,” she said. It was The Bachelorette that prompted Ripa’s rant, but asked about The Bachelor, she stated her belief that the OG dating competition is “just as creepy.” “It’s all creepy,” Ripa concluded, summing up her thoughts on the long-running franchise. For obvious reasons, the show’s host, Chris Harrison, and creator, Mike Fleiss, were none too thrilled with Ripa’s remarks. And both took to Twitter to share their thoughts about their fellow ABC employee. Harrison was up first, and he went full scorched-earth by siccing his followers on Ripa: “Look out #BachelorNation Kelly Ripa is coming after you and your ‘disgusting’ Monday night habit,” he tweeted. Ripa never responded, but you can bet her mentions lit up like a Christmas tree after that one. Anyone who remembers Mike Fleiss’ feud with Khloe Kardashian knows that he’s not your typical showrunner. Fleiss once again cemented his place as one of the most outspoken figures in modern media when he suggested that Ripa wouldn’t have a job if it weren’t for him. “Easy, Kelly Ripa,” he wrote. “The Bachelor franchise pays your salary.” Harsh, but not without some basis in fact. After all, The Bachelor and The Bachelorette both draw audiences that are several larger than Ripa’s, and without such primetime juggernauts, the network would likely be forced to make some cuts. Sadly, current series star Hannah Brown has yet to speak out on Ripa’s commentary. Of course, with all the Bachelorette hot takes flying around this week, she certainly wouldn’t be able to respond to everything. No one can remain in Beast Mode at all times. This is a thorny debate, and if you find yourself wanting to know what happens on the show without actually tuning in, you can always check out our Bachelorette spoilers ! View Slideshow: The Bachelorette Spoilers: Check Out Hannah Brown’s Final THREE! [UPDATED]
Just a couple of weeks ago, Tori and Zach Roloff revealed that they want a whole “pack” of children . At the time, they said that they would just see what happens. They were sitting on a big secret. Tori and Zach are expecting baby #2! On Monday afternoon, Zach and Tori Roloff announced to Us Weekly that they’re once again expecting. “We are so excited to announce that Jackson is going to be a big brother!” the couple shared. We knew that they were hinting at this possibility recently, but we didn’t know that it would happen so soon! “We can not wait to meet our sweet baby girl!” Tori and Zach gushed. This precious addition to the Roloff family is due in November. Just a couple of weeks ago, Zach and Tori gave a lengthy interview about their family planning. They spoke a lot about little Jackson — who is no longer a baby, but a toddler — and his development. He’s crossed a lot of milestones, which is encouraging to see. They also shared that they would love to have several children, but are in no rush to get there. Now we know that the two of them obviously knew about this pregnancy, but were waiting before they announced it to the world. Sunday, May 12, was Jackson’s birthday. He turned two years old! “Happy birthday to our sweet (not so) baby J!” Tori gushed in a beautiful Instagram tribute to her son. She continued: “I can not believe I have spent 2 years of my life with this kid.” “It goes by way too fast,” Tori observed. “Jackson,” she wrote. “You are so confident and I have loved watching your personality develop.” “You are becoming so silly,” Tori raved. “And always up for a good time!” “You are so easy going and smart,” she added. “I pray that you continue to face life head on the way you do,” she expressed. “And,” Tori wished, she would like to see him “continue to bring smiles to everyone’s faces effortlessly.” “I love you so much Jackson!” Tori announced. “Happy birthday!” “Can’t wait to see what is ahead this year!” Tori expressed to her fans and followers. She continued, writing: “thank you to everyone who came to celebrate with us.” “And,” Tori concluded, she gave thanks to those who “passed along sweet notes to me!” She and Zach have used a Z and T party of three tag a few times on Instagram. Now, it looks like they’re going to need a new catchphrase, because by the end of the year, they’ll be a party of four! This is such happy, heart-melting news. We love that it was shared the day after Jackson’s birthday. It is widely recognized that a two-year age gap between siblings gives parents some breathing room but still allows the children to grow up as peers. (Too much of an age gap, and you’re looking at someone who spends more time as a caregiver than a sibling) Jackson is going to be an amazing big brother. We know that Amy and Matt must be over the moon about getting a new Roloff grandchild. View Slideshow: Tori Roloff Flaunts Stunning Beach Body, Post-Baby Weight Loss
We’re still waiting to learn what Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have named their child. But we no longer need to wait to see what Kate Middleton and Prince William have to say about the seventh person in line for the British throne. Early on May 6, as you may have read about by now, Markle gave birth to her very first baby . It’s a boy and he weighed in at seven pounds three ounces and everyone is happy and healthy. “We are pleased to announce that Their Royal Highnesses The Duke and Duchess of Sussex welcomed their firstborn child in the early morning on May 6th, 2019. “Their Royal Highnesses’ son weighs 7lbs. 3oz,” read a statement on the official Royal Sussex Instagram page a few hours after the blessed event. No further details were released at the time. But while Prince Harry himself has spoken out on being a father and even Markle’s evil dad has said a few words , observers have been wondering when we’ll hear from William and Kate. Might they remain silent? Might they use this opportunity to hammer the final nail in the coffin of their relationship with Meghan and Harry, following all those rumors of a rivalry between the foursome? No, as it turns out. “The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are delighted with the news of the birth of The Duke and Duchess of Sussex’s son today, and look forward to meeting the latest addition to the family,” stated a message posted to Kensington Palace’s Instagram account late on Monday. It’s about time, right?!? We mostly say that in jest, although talk of a feud between Middleton and Markle, and also between William and Harry, has been going in for months now. There’s even been (hilarious) talk that Middleton wants to get pregnant again now because she’s jealous of all the attention being paid to Markle. Harry, meanwhile, told reporters off camera yesterday that he’s had “about two hours sleep” since his son was born. That sounds about right. And it may scarcely improve over the next sevderal weeks. But still. Parenthood is worth it, right? It does sound that way already. “Meghan and myself had a baby boy early this morning – a very healthy boy,” the Duke of Sussex told the media after everything calmed down a little bit on Monday, adding: “Mother and baby are doing incredibly well. This has been the most amazing experience I could possibly imagine. How any woman does what they do is beyond comprehension. “But we are both absolutely thrilled and so grateful for all the love and support from everyone out there. It’s been amazing.” And he concluded: “I haven’t been in many births. This is definitely my first birth. It was amazing, absolutely incredible. “As I said, I am so incredibly proud of my wife and as every father and parent would ever say, your baby is absolutely amazing, but this little thing is absolutely to die for, so I’m just over the moon.” Markle has not said anything directly just yet. She has chosen NOT to pose with the baby outside the hospital just hours after giving birth, somewhat bucking a Royal tradition carried out last April by Middleton with little Prince Louis. But we definitely do not blame her one bit for taking this approach. Let the woman rest for awhile, will ya?!? View Slideshow: Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton Attend Church on Christmas: See! We’re Totally Best Friends! For his part, Meghan’s father tried not to sound bitter that he was left out of the baby announcement. The dude has been trashing his daughter for about a year now, but was at least able to muster up the following nice words in the wake of this life-altering development: I’m delighted to hear that mother and child are doing well. I am proud that my new grandson is born into the British royal family. I am sure that he will grow up to serve the crown and the people of Britain. God bless the child. And I wish him health and happiness. And. My congratulations to my lovely daughter Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry. God save the Queen. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: 19 Cruelest Things Her Own Family Has Said About the Duchess
As you’ve likely heard by now, Meghan Markle welcomed her first child this morning. Obviously, it’s glorious news, and the whole world is sharing in the happiness of the Duchess of Sussex and her husband, Prince Harry, who’s overjoyed at becoming a father . Of course, it wouldn’t be a major development involving the royal family if it didn’t prompt tabloid media outlets all over the world to issue hot takes and attempt to stir up drama. Having apparently grown weary of the ” Meghan and Harry are moving to Africa the second their baby is born!” narrative, several sites have changed tack and are now pushing a different brand of nonsense. Now the obvious BS you’re being asked to accept is the story that Kate is jealous of Meghan and wants to have another baby in order to reclaim the spotlight. “Catherine would like another baby,” one source tells Radar Online. “She loves children and is prepared to put herself through another pregnancy even though they have been complicated by severe morning sickness in the past.” “Complicated” is putting it mildly, of course. During her first three pregnancies, Kate suffered from Hyperemesis Gravidarum , an agonizing condition that results in incessant stomach pain and vomiting. According to WebMD, the inability to keep food and water down often results in “dehydration, vitamin and mineral deficit, and the loss of greater than five percent of their original body weight.” Several UK tabloids pushed the narrative that Kate became “dangerously thin” as a result of her condition. Now, some of those same outlets would like you to believe she’s willing to go through all that again at the age of 37 simply because she feels she’s not getting enough attention. To be clear — we’re not saying Kate will definitively not have a fourth child. But we are saying that if she does, it won’t be because she’s jealous of Meghan’s time in center stage. Considering all the unwanted media attention Kate has received in the wake of rumors that Prince William is having an affair with Rose Hanbury , we’re sure she’s more than happy to let someone else have the spotlight for a bit. And we think it’s safe to assume that, like the rest of the world, she’s been eager to congratulate the Duchess of Sussex on becoming a mom. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: Is She FAKING Her Pregnancy?!?
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Offset’s cheating was devastating to Cardi B, even though they have since salvaged their relationship with marriage counseling . But fans are still trying to warn Cardi that Offset could cheat again at any moment — especially when they’re apart. Cardi says no way, and that she can “prove” it. Brace yourselves, this is wildly nsfw. Cardi B expressed her unending thirst for her husband, Offset. “Lick you the f–k up,” she wrote on Instagram. “Ugh.” For illustrative effect, she shared a tongue emoji. “I miss you,” she added. While that much is clear, fans had a few questions, comments, and concerns. “Why [does he have] Buttercup tattooed to his neck?” asked one fan. (If you are not fortunate enough to know this, Buttercup is one of the Powerpuff Girls — the most aggressive and combative of the trio) Cardi saw the question and answered. “It’s my favorite character,” she explains. “And,” she continues. “I’m her in real life.” That’s … really sweet, actually. Other fans had more confrontational comments. “Lol,” comments one troll. “He’s currently getting licked the f–k up.” In other words, that fan was warning Cardi that Offset could be cheating on her that very moment. “Naaaaa,” Cardi replies to dismiss the accusation. “I was just on FaceTime with him,” Cardi reveals. She then adds that she was “playing with her p–sy.” Cardi and Offset have never shied away from sharing risque words, images, and even videos. Their general horniness for each other has never been in question. But even when the two of them secretly married, their relationship seemed to be a little precarious. “When I got married with my dude,” Cardi admitted to W . “We still had a lot of doubts because our relationship is not like everybody’s,” “He was always traveling,” she acknowledged. “And I was always traveling. We’re artists.” “So,” Cardi continued. “I used to see him like twice a week.” “And you know,” Cardi admitted. “He’s known for having different women.” “And I’m known for like not taking shit from guys,” she emphasized. That’s an understatement. “But we really loved each other,” Cardi affirmed. “And,” she added. “We was scared to lose each other.” Offset cheated on Cardi last year, prompting their separation. They spent time together again, and Cardi was the first to admit that it was because she missed having him bone her. Apparently, nobody else can do it quite like he can. When Cardi dropped the D-word (divorce) late last year, Offset apologized. The two of them worked out their issues. They went to marriage counseling. Offset also got a new phone and a new number and is no longer allowed to hang out with groupies. And clearly, they stay in touch via intimate video chats. Whatever it takes, we guess. View Slideshow: Offset Lavishes Cardi B with Ridiculously Expensive Christmas Gifts
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