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Flakka: Drug Has People Tearing Off Clothes, Barking Across Nation

Florida is a weird place in so many ways. Remember a few years back, when the news was talking about people getting high on “bath salts” and eating each other’s faces ? That was Florida. But it’s no longer only in Florida. One designer drug from that family of stimulants, called Flakka, is making headlines again in other states. And every story seems more bonkers than the last. A couple of years ago, we told you about a Florida Man high on Flakka and streaking  while believing that he’s being chased… but what is Flakka? Because as entertained as we are by Riverdale ‘s drug storyline about “jingle-jangle” this season, we don’t normally expect for serious drugs to have such whimsical names off of The CW’s teen dramas. Flakka is a designer drug. It’s a stimulant, also known as alpha-pvp (which sounds like an energy drink marketed to gamer bros), that belongs to the “bath salts” family. The small pink crystals can be snorted, injected, or smoked. But that doesn’t mean that it should. The issue with this type of stimulant is that delirium, violence, and erratic behavior can be the result. Particularly if someone even slightly overdoses. Most of us think of bath salts and go “oh, that’s so 2015 — it’s almost 2018 and it’s all about opioids,” but they’re making a resurgence. And despite the public association between Flakka and Florida, the designer drug is making headlines beyond America’s fetid peninsula, in places like Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri, and Arkansas. A former narcotics investigator named Jason Grellner, who is now the safety and security manager at Mercy Hospital, warns Fox News about increasing ER visits believed to have been caused by Flakka. “What we see in the emergency department at Mercy is people brought in by private ambulance or law enforcement who are having a full-blown episode.” And he says that these drugs don’t just send people to the ER — they also make patients more difficult to treat. “The nursing and physician staffs are in danger from these patients.” Again, we’re talking about people who might suddenly have violent impulses and serious delusions. Also, it’s incredibly difficult to diagnose. “There’s no blood test or urine test, no way for physicians to know what the user has actually ingested. They have to treat the patient symptomatically and monitor them constantly for their mental and physical states.” And he even speaks to what patients might be experiencing: “They’re seeing double, they’re seeing dragons. They believe wholeheartedly that it’s actually occurring.” That might sound like a fun adventure, but hallucinations and delusions can lead people to harm themselves, to harm others, and generally get themselves into a whole heap of trouble. Like the Florida Man we mentioned who believed so strongly that he was being chased that he fled and refused to stop … or put on any clothes. Another man tried to break into a police station because, in his delusional state, he thought that he was being pursued. So most people aren’t hallucinating anything as fun or whimsical as dragons, folks. It sounds like Flakka takes their worst anxieties and makes them real. And we think that the four people who made headlines this month in Missouri probably didn’t have as good of a time as they’d hoped. The four of them were disrobing in the streets, barking, and breaking into multiple businesses and also into people’s homes while just completely out of their dang minds. Two of them needed to be rushed to the hospital. Flakka is hitting hard in rural communities that lack the resources or experience to deal with — or even recognize — the problem. One Tennessee precinct ran out of taser cartridges. Some residents in some areas call the police because they believe that conspirators are hiding in trees. View Slideshow: Florida Man: 21 Ways in Which He Actually Got Arrested Arresting people who are in delusional states can also be dangerous for everyone involved, as the people on Flakka may believe that the police are there to hurt them. You might think that the government response would be to make sure that dosages are carefully prescribed so that people don’t overdose. And perhaps for the government to provide (or businesses to provide) a safe environment for using them. Instead, the government has taken steps to limit distribution and to make taking Flakka and similar drugs illegal. That has not, historically, worked out so well.

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Malia Obama: Drunk and Stoned at Harvard Football Game?

Well, it’s Thanksgiving on Thursday, and some of you may be feeling like you’re walking into the annual dinner table political debate with a depleted arsenal. After all, ISIS hasn’t been defeated in 30 days; Obamacare is still the law of the land; our borders remain wall-less; and our totally emotionally-stable president has declared war on Marshawn Lynch and Lavar Ball. But don’t worry, you can always divert attention away from the issues by focusing on the fact that … college kids are getting drunk! Yes, Malia Obama (or Obummer , if you’re so inclined! Derp !) is a student at Harvard now, which means that instead of engaging in activities that are appropriate for presidential offspring (colluding with foreign dictators, slaughtering elephants for fun, etc.), she’s busy hitting the books. But while Malia’s more studious than, say, Eric Trump, who we hear isn’t allowed to use paste without supervision, she’s still a 19-year-old girl, so it’s no surprise that she likes to occasionally cut loose. Sadly, instead of enjoying wholesome activities like sliding into the Kremlin’s DMs or cramming a tusk into her carry-on, Malia is drinking, hooking up with dudes, and yes … puffing on the devil’s lettuce. In short, Malia has been “partying,” and for some reason, that’s being treated as news. According to TMZ, Malia was spotted making out with some guy while tailgating before this weekend’s Harvard-Yale football game. Other reports are taking things a step further, with claims that Malia acted “pretty drunk” at the game. One witness even claims she was spotted smoking weed outside a pizza place prior to the big game, which is literally the most college thing we’ve ever heard. As folks who creepily fixate on the private lives of teenage girls can tell you, this isn’t the first time that Malia’s been spotted–in the words of one witness–“living her best life.” Over the summer, Malia went to Lollapalooza , where she puffed on some jazz cabbage and danced with her friends, like she was some sort of college kid at a music festival or something. So there you have it, folks. Come Thursday, when your sicko lib-cuck nephew is asking you to pass the tofurkey, you can inform him that he supports the party of degeneracy. Of course, it’s possible you’ll have choked to death on your Stove Top by then, what with having been forced to suffer the sight of kneeling football players and grimace your way through pre-meal prayers that don’t end with a rousing chant of “merry Christmas!” Stay strong out there, patriots! View Slideshow: Donald Trump Meets Barack Obama: See the Shocking Pics!

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Chance The Rapper Sings To Win Back Our Old President In A Hilarious SNL Skit

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Source: NBC / Getty Chance The Rapper and musical guest Eminem both descended upon Saturday Night Live last night to give fans a night they won’t soon forget. The show kicked off with Chance’s hilarious monologue poking fun at Mariah Carey ‘s mainstay performance at Christmas and the debut of his Thanksgiving song. The Chicago native teamed up with cast favorites Kenan Thompson and Chris Redd for a sensational R&B parody that gave us ’90s Boyz II Men vibes. Instead of singing to win back the heart of a lover, the group tried to croon their way back into Barack Obama’s heart so that he’ll save us all and make a return to the White House once more. Get into those vocals, though! Finally, Eminem performed his latest hit “Walk On Water,” blended with a medley of classic hits  “Stan” and “Love The Way You Lie.” Singer Skylar Grey assisted with the vocals. IMAGE CREDIT: Getty

Chance The Rapper Sings To Win Back Our Old President In A Hilarious SNL Skit

Kaia Gerber Bikini Picture of the Day

Normally you’d be shocked a teenage girl was posting up seductive pictures of herself for social media, you know like what is this about, is this even legal, where are her parents…you know the kind of image that isn’t that innocent because it is half naked posing…even if it is just a “bathing suit”…she is but a child…you know the kind of image that would lead to getting a girl suspended from school, or maybe in a meeting with her priest to figure out what the deal is… But when it comes to billionaire heiress Kaia Gerber, the product of Narcissistic Cindy Crawford, who is using her as some kind of revival of her ego, or barbie doll…the mom is actually behind the images..some stage mother shit..and it’s creepy…but not as creepy as how much you fucking love it… The post Kaia Gerber Bikini Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Nicki Minaj Threesome with herself of the DAy

Paper Magazine became relevant in the internet age – after being a successful magazine turned hipster fashion magazine turned struggling magazine – with a series of photos they did of Kim Kadashian’s fake ass balancing a champagne glass..you know the body dysmorphia, weird fucking porn chick that found commercial success as a virtual avon lady thanks to being early to the internet hustle…they called the series “breaking the internet’….because I guess Kim Kardashian’s ass, one we’ve seen many times before, even with dick inside it…balancing a champagne glass on her ass is what they consider breaking the internet…it may have been break the Paper Magazine servers big…their biggest traffic day ever maybe…but the internet? In a world that doesn’t care about Kim Kardashian…at least not on that level…I don’t really believe…so there were no repair men scrambling to fix the internet after those pics came out…maybe a few folding IKEA chairs broke in the process of the shoot but I can’t imagine much more… It’s one of those – If we say it broke the internet, people will think it’s breaking the internet, because people are dumb fucks…situation. Well, they’ve made a trend of it, a yearly tradition, like Christmas…and this year they featured Nicki Minaj having a threesome with herself on the cover… Photoshopped to look like she’s eating herself out… In what is not her actually eating herself out… And I can’t imagine people caring…I mean it’s Nicki Minaj…who fucking cares…but they will thanks to having nothing better to do ….you know with being the dumb fucks that they are… Magic wasn’t made, internets weren’t broken…the whole thing is actually pretty disgusting. Also, her audience is teen girls, tweens really, is this how we want to see pop stars that target our youth. Take her out back and shoot her… Here are the rest of the pics….of her in a narcissistic threesome with herself that people are hyping up…even though she’s some scam drama school girl manipulating everyone with fake ass and tits… The post Nicki Minaj Threesome with herself of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jana Duggar: Courtship Status Confirmed!

Rumors about the possibility of a Jana Duggar courtship have been circulating for pretty much the entire time her family’s been in the national spotlight. In fact, in the past month alone, two different men have been linked to Jana. One of them has since denied reports that he’s romantically linked to the eldest Duggar daughter. But for a long time, fans remained steadily convinced that the second guy was Jana’s future husband. His name is Caleb Williams , and he’s a small business owner and longtime friend of Jana’s family. While Williams is said to be far more liberal than the Duggars , several media outlets claimed that he was able to gradually able to win them over one-by-one. Photos of Williams spending time with Jim Bob seemed to indicate that Jana’s suitor had infiltrated her family’s upper echelon. Understandably, many fans arrived at the conclusion that an engagement would be announced sometime in the very near future. But the last photo of Jim Bob and Caleb appeared on social media several weeks ago, and it doesn’t appear that Jana is sporting any new bling these days. In fact, she and Caleb haven’t even confirmed that they’re courting. For some reason, Duggar fans want nothing more than to see Jana in a committed relationship. And we guess we understand that, considering Jana loves kids and clearly wants a family of her own. So fair warning if you’re one of the Jana obsessives who’s spent the last eight years rooting for her to find the right man–bad news lies ahead: According to various reports , Jana is not courting Caleb–or anyone else for that matter. We know, we know–you’re upset. But keep in mind that Jana is only 27 and still has plenty of time to get married and have kids. Besides, things could be much worse. She could’ve been fired from Counting On , like Derick Dillard ! Currently, it’s looking like fans got their hopes up without reason, and Jana will be living on her family’s compound a bit longer. But hey Duggar courtships move mighty quickly. Your girl could still be married and out of the house by Christmas! Watch Counting On online for more from reality TV’s most controversial family. View Slideshow: Jana Duggar: 13 Reasons Why … is She Still Single?

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Kim Kardashian Lets Daughter Ride Motorcycle, Hear It from Twitter

Kim Kardashian has something in common with Audrey Roloff. A hit reality television show and a close-knit family? Okay, yes. Allow us to therefore rephrase: Kim Kardashian now has something else in common with Audrey Roloff: With the Little People, Big World star receiving unfair backlash as a result of THIS PHOTO , Kardashian is now also the target of Internet ire after sharing a picture of her daughter. It appears to be a relatively harmless one at first glance. It was posted to Kim’s Instagram page and it featured North West riding a toy two-wheeler. What’s the big deal, right? North is four and a half years old and this is a perfectly common thing for her to be doing. We mostly agree. But we may be in the minority. Many comments in response to this image call Kim out for two reasons: North is not wearing a helmet. North is wearing Harley Davidson sweatpants. The latter, critics argue, implies that Kim and Kanye are maybe encouraging motorcycle riding as a hobby for their first born when she gets older. This is a dangerous activity under any circumstance. But it’s made even more dangerous if the individual behind the wheel (or clutching the handlebars, we suppose) isn’t donning a helmet. “sriously, Kim?!?” writes on Twitter user. “Bike safety starts early. Put a helmet on ur kid!” Another individual agrees: “It’s not about looking cool,” this person Tweets of helmet use. “It’s about being safe.” North was born back in June of 2013. She was later joined by brother Saint and the siblings will welcome a boy or a girl either later this year or early next year, as Kim has confirmed she and her famous husband are using a surrogate to expand their family. According to insiders, this surrogate will give birth right around Christmas. Shortly after that, Khloe Kardashian will give birth to her first child… …. and Kylie Jenner will give birth to her third child. Crazy, right? Little North will soon have lots of cousins and kids with whom to play, so it will be important for her to serve as a role model; when it comes to bike safety and other activities. Do you think Kim deserves to get dragged for not teaching her daughter to wear a helmet while riding her pretend motorcycle? Let us know! View Slideshow: The Kardashians Confess: 15 Things You Didn’t Know About Us

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Iconic: Sia Leaks Her Own Nude Photo So Nobody Else Can

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Source: Carl Court / Getty There’s almost nothing celebrities can do once some risky pictures of them start circulating among the wrong hands. Usually looking for a money grab, people will hack certain accounts or go to other great lengths just to find some pictures they can sell online and make a little cash–and a lot of times, celebrities will oblige and pay the price for their own discretion. That’s not always what happens, though. Sia is a musician known for wanting to keep her identity and celebrity under wraps. Though a few photos of her have been seen before, she’s usually seen with a mask or huge wig covering the better part of her face. With protocol like that for just her facial features, you’d think she would go to great lengths to keep other parts of herself from getting out, too–but you would be very, very wrong. Apparently, the paparazzi took a picture of Sia and were trying to sell it for some big bucks to her loyal fans. The “Chandelier” singer decided to post the naked picture of her backside on her own Instagram page for free, so she could stop anyone with its possession for selling it for any money. She wrote on the post, “Save your money, here it is for free. Everyday is Christmas!” Everyone is in agreement that Sia is completely iconic for getting ahead of everything and just posting the nude photo on her own. Congrats to Sia for beating the system, Merry Christmas!

Iconic: Sia Leaks Her Own Nude Photo So Nobody Else Can

Sia Unwraps A Jazzy, Joyous New Christmas Song

Sia releases her first Christmas song, “Santa Is Coming For Us.”

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Throwback: Fake Beyoncé, Erykah And More Slay Christmas Classics

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Source: Jeff Kravitz / Getty YouTube star Jade Novah ‘s pitch perfect impression of Beyoncé  has probably slid down your timeline once or twice. But do you remember her timeless Christmas compilation, Slay Bells ? Featuring E rykah Badu ‘s rendition of “Jingle Bells,”  Toni Braxton ‘s “Let Is Snow” and performances from  Michelle Williams ,  Shakira , Christina Aguilera and the legendary Whitney Houston . Not even Mariah could shade this. it’s almost that time pic.twitter.com/rsgYKqQMam — ㅤㅤㅤhomme fatale (@gayhefner) October 29, 2017 Clickthrough to page two for Jade’s recent cover of SZA ‘s “Love Galore.” Jade’s talent is undeniable. Check out more here .

Throwback: Fake Beyoncé, Erykah And More Slay Christmas Classics