It’s just like Sienna Miller to disappear for years, then come back in full force in a bikini to remind us that she exists. In a lot of ways, that’s exactly how her career unfolded. She did so many movies, usually with at least one nude scene in a short period of time, then fucked off for what must be a decade… Then, all of a sudden, she decides it’s time to make a comeback, it’s time to have people talk about her, remember her, her mom body and all, instead of just staying in the past where we liked her and want to remember her as…. I find it a total disservice to show us her now, even if she’s still kind of hot, it is depressing and reminds us of her aging and thus our own aging…so looking at her in a bikini represents our own mortality…she still looks good enough for me though, because I am pathetic and like all bikinis… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Sienna Miller Still in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I figure if you’re a devout muslim, and your religion requires you to cover yourself up you shouldn’t be banned from the other joys of life, like playing around on the beaches of Thailand where little boys dress like girls and British men fuck them….it kind of takes the beautiful setting and landscape of Thailand…and taints it….. So the Burkini makes sense to me, you know some fully clothed swimming….who the fuck cares if someone wears a fucking snowsuit to the beach…it doesn’t matter… I figure if Lindsay Lohan is in a burkini doing a burkini shoot, she’s either helping out a friend, mocking the Arab Nation because she’s Lindsay Lohan, and everything about her is pretty much against all religion….but she is an actress and believes… It’s just too bad that even in a burkini, while covered up, she looks like a bloated mom after the Christmas holidays in her sweat suit…not quite the bikini I want to see her Lohan implants in… But the good news is she’s full of shit, this works for her for now, but soon enough she’ll be out in a regular bathing suit….like 5 minutes after this shoot….because that’s how ARAB she is…. I am not against any religion, but I don’t like all religion, Science debunked it and seeing these believers makes me think they are either lost souls, dumb, or full of shit….like Lohan in her Burkini…mocking for attention, a little PR hustle, while really believing in the 10,000 bucks the burkini company is probably paying her to be their spokesperson…. I guess what it comes down to is that this is the highlight of my day – and if everyone wore a burkini, maybe I’d be able to jerk off again…to normal things…like a woman’s ankle…or pussy definition in a bikini…or the lingerie catalog…and I won’t need spread asshole anymore or insertion and throat fucking anymore..I’ll be reset and back to normal..because all these girls naked all the time is desensitizing me. The post Lindsay Lohan Burkini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s been three months since we first learned of the latest Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna breakup , which means it’s just about time for another round of reconciliation rumors. Yes, right on schedule, there’s talk of Rob and Blac patching things up yet again. Normally, we’d dismiss the reports as just the latest tabloid chatter. Surely even Rob in his desperation and Blac in her blind greed couldn’t be so foolish as to get back together for the 47th time, could they? They must be capable of putting the happiness of their infant daughter above their own childish self interest, right? Ha! We kid. These two have proven time and again that their stupidity is a bottomless pit, and the latest confirmation that they’re back together seems to have come directly from Blac herself: In an interview with Cosmo South Africa, Blac was asked about her relationship with Rob because, well, that’s pretty much the only thing she’s famous for at this point. Her response sounded suspiciously like that of a woman justifying her continued involvement in a crappy, unhealthy relationship: “I feel like every person who’s in a long-term relationship, or who is committed to their person, goes through ups and downs,” Blac told the magazine. “Everything isn’t always going to be peaches and cream. If it is, then it’s fake. I’m in it for the long haul.” Considering Blac attacked Rob and had to be physically restrained a few days before Christmas we think it’s safe to say they were pretty far from the peaches and cream stage. So why would these two grownups with a child to raise ( two children, in Blac’s case) put themselves through this again? Well, according to Radar Online, the answer is simple – and painfully obvious. “Blac Chyna got really scared recently after they broke up again because she was afraid that her money was running out,” a source close to Rob and Blac tells the site. Yes, Blac still sees a big old dollar sign in a Dodgers hat when she looks at Rob, and who could blame her? Not only is she set for life if they make it down the aisle, his last name is one of the most widely-recognized on the planet. Sadly, we live at a time when Kardashian is the new Kennedy, so it’s no surprise that Blac already had papers drawn up to change her name to Angela Kardashian at the time of her latest split from Rob. And it’s not exactly shocking that she’s determined to see this venture through to its completion. The insider says ChyRo patched things up at Rob’s 30th birthday party last week: “Chyna going to his birthday with his family was a huge step in the right direction. She really wants to work it out for the baby and their future,” the source claims. Hilariously, Blac has apparently convinced herself that this time will be different: View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: A Turbulent Timeline of Doom Blac Chyna isn’t going to tolerate his BS anymore and that if he wants to be with her, he needs to pull himself together in every way,” the tipster claims. Sigh. Someone tell these two the situation stopped being funny, like, so, so long ago.
Frank Ocean Drops New Track “Chanel” On Blonded Radio If you’re a Frank Ocean fan then Christmas came a lil early this year. Last night the singer/songwriter took to Beats1 for an impromtu “Blonded Radio” session and dropped off some new music. This joint called “Chanel” sounds pretty dope. Take a listen below. https://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/frank-ocean-chanel.m4a Survey says? Hate it or love it??? Image via Tumblr
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to meet and greet… … J-ROD! According to a new report, Jennifer Lopez is dating Alex Rodriguez, a celebrity couple that is somehow both surprising and yet, in many ways, totally expected. This intriguing piece of dating news was broken by seemingly random celebrity gossip website LoveBScott.com, although it’s since been picked up by reputable outlets Page Six and Us Weekly. Simply put, “J. Lo’s new man is A-Rod,” the site writes of Lopez and Rodriguez , adding: “They’ve been quietly dating for a couple months. Her thing w/ Drake ended after TMZ reported he hooked up with French booty model /porn star Rosee Divine in Amsterdam back in January. “This was after Drake spent Christmas with J. Lo and her family! “She promptly kicked him to the curb. [She and A-Rod] haven’t gone public yet, but I can confirm this is absolutely true.” The artist and the former Major League Baseball star were spotted in Las Vegas this month, where Lopez is performing frequently as part of her Planet Hollywood residency. Both, of course, have quite the extensive dating history. Lopez was rumored to be banging Drake late last year, with the A-Listers sharing many cute and cuddly pictures of themselves together on social media. Critics, though, were quick to dismiss the rumored romance as nothing more than a PR stunt. Before that, Lopez was engaged to Ben Affleck and married to Marc Anthony. She has also seen Sean Combs, Casper Smart and Wesley Snipes, among other celebrities, in their birthday suits. Rodriguez, meanwhile, took steroids on many occasions and often lied about it and is a pretty huge tool all around. On the romance front, however, his relationship resume includes: Madonna Kate Hudson Cameron Diaz Torrie Wilson Anne Wojcicki The ex-slugger also has two kids (a 12-year old daughter named Natasha and an eight-year old girl named Ella) with Cynthia Scurtis, to whom he was married for six years before their split in 2008. J.Lo hinted at her and A-Rod being a new item by Liking one of his Instagram photos on Wednesday, March 8. In the post, Rodriguez shared his excitement over continuing to work for Fox Sports as a baseball analyst. We can’t believe he’s a Jennifer Lopez booty analyst now, as well. Life really isn’t fair. According to the original news item, Rodriguez and Lopez aren’t ready to walk any red carpets just yet. But they are not hiding their feelings for each other from close friends or family members, either. “It is definitely for real,” an insider tells LoveBScott.com.
More sad news today out of the television world. A few hours after we learned that Bill Paxton died at the age of 61, due to complications after heart surgery, TMZ is reporting that Jospeh Wapner has also passed away. The retired judge rose to surprise TV stardom as the host of The People’s Court. He was 97 years old. Long before Judge Judy and many others in this profession used the small screen to take their career to a new and famous level, Judge Wapner sat on the bench in September of 1981 at the front of The People Court. In many ways, it was the first reality show of all-time. And Wapner earned instant fandom as its clear-cut star. Opinionated, intelligent, affable and humorous, Wapner led the series for 12 years and 2,484 total episodes. He earned a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in recognition of his work in the entertainment space. . The program itself was parodied on Saturday Night Live. In Rain Man, Dustin Hoffman was often quoted as his character of Raymond for saying there were only “three minutes to Wapner,” an expression that took on a life of its own for years. Prior to signing on as a television judge, Wapner served as an L.A. County Superior Court judge for over two decades. According to TMZ insiders, he was hospitalized last week after suffering a few breathing problems. The condition sadly grew worsen, prompting a transfer to his home in Los Angeles on Friday, February 24, at which time Wapner was placed hospice care. He passed away on Sunday morning. After The People’s Court was canceled in 1993, it aired in syndication until it was revived for a second incarnation in September 1997. For this version, former attorney and mayor of New York Ed Koch replaced Wapner for two seasons and was later succeeded by Judge Jerry Sheindlin and Florida State Circuit Court Judge Marilyn Milian, the latter of whom has since become the show’s longest-reigning arbiter. Wapner is survived by his wife of 70 years, Mickey Wapner, and their three children. May he rest in peace. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Died in 2017: In Memoriam
Remember when, even though Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin were getting divorced, it really seemed like they'd be able to be mature about things and be friendly enough to parent their child together? … Oh, wait. That was never a thing, was it? We always assumed that Kailyn and Javi's divorce would be an absolute mess, and with every new episode of Teen Mom 2, we've been proved right. Huh. Since the moment Javi returned home from his deployment — literally, the very moment he came home — things have been tense between them. They've gotten into constant, needless arguments about the dumbest things, so it just stands to reason that when it comes to the important stuff, things would get even more heated. And in this new clip from the show, to say things are heated would be a bit of an understatement. Kailyn and Javi are working out the custody arrangement for their son Lincoln, and their lawyers advised them to get together to work out the arrangements for holidays. Things are going … well, they're not going great from the beginning, but when the subject of Christmas comes up, they take a turn for the ugly. It seems like Kailyn isn't willing to budge in her belief that Lincoln should stay with her for Christmas so that he can be with his brother, Isaac. Javi points out that that's not fair to him, and they talk over each other for a while until Kailyn tells him “My kids come first.” And Javi, in perhaps the most savage moment in Teen Mom history, looks incredulous and asks “They do?” Watch the madness in the clip below:
Remember when, even though Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin were getting divorced, it really seemed like they'd be able to be mature about things and be friendly enough to parent their child together? … Oh, wait. That was never a thing, was it? We always assumed that Kailyn and Javi's divorce would be an absolute mess, and with every new episode of Teen Mom 2, we've been proved right. Huh. Since the moment Javi returned home from his deployment — literally, the very moment he came home — things have been tense between them. They've gotten into constant, needless arguments about the dumbest things, so it just stands to reason that when it comes to the important stuff, things would get even more heated. And in this new clip from the show, to say things are heated would be a bit of an understatement. Kailyn and Javi are working out the custody arrangement for their son Lincoln, and their lawyers advised them to get together to work out the arrangements for holidays. Things are going … well, they're not going great from the beginning, but when the subject of Christmas comes up, they take a turn for the ugly. It seems like Kailyn isn't willing to budge in her belief that Lincoln should stay with her for Christmas so that he can be with his brother, Isaac. Javi points out that that's not fair to him, and they talk over each other for a while until Kailyn tells him “My kids come first.” And Javi, in perhaps the most savage moment in Teen Mom history, looks incredulous and asks “They do?” Watch the madness in the clip below:
Blac Chyna Left Rob Kardashian Over His Mental Issues As you’ve surely heard by now, Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian have called it quits — for real for real — and cancelled all plans for their upcoming wedding. But the one thing that wasn’t detailed by those blabbermouth “sources” is the reason things went kaput. But as they’re now telling People …it was the obvious problem that eventually spelled the end for #BlacRob. Chyna has long known that Rob was an insecure recluse , spending his days wearing the same outfit inside his home and eating his feelings…but she eventually hit a wall and realized that there was nothing she could do to help him make a permanent change for the better. “Chyna is super fed up with Rob and thinks he is way too emotional and depressed. She thinks he has terrible issues. He is always battling his own insecurities and is unstable. It’s a major turn-off to her, and she thinks it’s incredibly unhealthy for the baby and their family.” Basically, Chyna realized she doesn’t have the medical degrees or intensive counseling training it’s actually going to take to fix Rob or even deal with his mountain of self-esteem and psych issues. In fact, not only does she feel his problems make him an unfit partner, but she’s grown concerned about his ability to be an effective father to their four-month-old daughter Dream. “They’re living separately and she’s keeping Rob at arm’s length, both from the baby and from her.” Well, damn. Do you think this is enough to get Rob to FINALLY seek some real help and address what’s wrong with him? Or will he keep up with the “My 600 Pound Life” routine that got him here? Splash
Rob And Chyna Call Off The Wedding Rob and Chyna have split up for the umpteenth time…but this time it’s serious. We think. Probably. Despite reports that Rob is so sprung on Chyna and hype to make things official that he doesn’t even want her to sign prenuptial papers …it turns out that none of that will be necessary anyway, because there’s NOT going to be a wedding. According to People , the two finally faced that this entire whirlwind relationship wasn’t working and decided to quietly and non-dramatically call things quits, for once. “They split a while ago. The wedding plans are off. They are both trying to be mature about it. It was less dramatic this time.” As anyone who watched their show knows, “less dramatic” isn’t exactly this couple’s style . So for these two to calmly and quietly split and try to figure out the whole co-parenting thing…seems like they could actually be for real this time around. But frankly, we don’t know which way is up with these two, and we honestly don’t think they do either. Today they’re broken up, tomorrow they’re posting lovey-dovey videos to Instagram . What do YOU think? Are Rob and Chyna staying split this time around? Instagram
