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Kanye West Explains Meeting with Trump: What is HAPPENING?!

Yesterday morning, Donald Trump, soon-to-be president of the United States, sat down for a meeting with Kanye West. Man, 2016 is just SO extra. The meeting lasted about 15 minutes , and after it was over, the best buds were nice enough to pose for some photos. When asked, Trump told reporters that he and Kanye have “been friends for a long time,” and that when they hang, they just talk about “life.” It was all just incredibly bizarre, and probably just a ridiculous attempt from Trump and his team to get people to talk about anything besides Russia . After all, why else would a man who is about to take the highest office in the land sit down with the rapper who did “Golddigger,” married Kim Kardashian, then had a mental breakdown ? Well, lucky for us, Kanye was kind enough to hop on Twitter for a moment to break everything down. What did he and Trump really talk about? What do his very public endorsements for Trump mean for his own political aspirations? Yeezy’s got the answers, y’all. “I wanted to meet with Trump today to discuss multicultural issues,” he tweeted yesterday evening — also confirming that the meeting was his idea. “These issues included bullying, supporting teachers, modernizing curriculums, and violence in Chicago,” he continued. “I feel it is important to have a direct line of communication with our future President if we truly want change.” He then tweeted a “2024” hashtag, which is truly terrifying because we can only assume it means that he believes Trump will serve two terms as president, pushing his own campaign back to 2024. What did we ever do to deserve any of this? Serious question. Ideal answers will arrive in the form of a soothing lullaby or a haiku recited during a back rub, thanks. But hey, don’t let your guard down yet, because Kanye has one more ridiculous shot to fire. This morning, he shared this photo: So that’s Trump’s Time Person of the Year issue that the PEOTUS — let’s just shorten that to POS, sound good? — gave to Ye. And on the cover, he actually wrote “To Kanye: You are a great friend. Thanks, Donald Trump.” Note how he underlined the word “great.” OK, then note how this is exactly what a third-grader would write in a yearbook. Again: what did we ever do to deserve any of this? View Slideshow: 13 Stars Who Should Run for President

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Ryan Lochte: Expecting First Child! (Unless He’s Lying Again!)

It’s been quite a year for Olympic gold medalist and perennially sketchy bro, Ryan Lochte. As you probably remember, Lochte was caught lying about being robbed at gunpoint during the Rio Olympics, resulting in one of the most bizarre and baffling sports scandals in recent memory. But the Loch-mess has a leg up on the rest of the world in that his 2016 is actually ending on a positive note: Yes, Lochte announced today that he’s expecting his first child with fiancee Kayla Rae Reid. “My Christmas gift came early this year, can’t wait for next year!” the 32-year-old captioned the above Instagram post. “Best news I’ve ever received #CLOUD9 #excited #family #love #2017.” Until today, of course, the news that Lochte won’t do jail time for his idiocy in Rio was probably the best news he’d ever received. We kid, Ryan! Lochte and Reid got engaged  in October, and clearly they got right to work on starting a family. A cruder site would make a joke about the speed of Ryan’s swimmers, but you’ll find no such boorishness here, good sir! Anyway, for most of the world, 2016 was a wall-to-wall sh-tshow, but Lochte’s had more ups and downs than a gnarly breaststroke, jeah ! He won gold in Rio, then lied and claimed he and his teammates were robbed in order to cover up for the fact that they got wasted and trashed a gas station. Shortly thereafter, Lochte went on Dancing With the Stars to kick off his unofficial apology tour. Things got off to a seriously rocky start when he was rushed by protestors while filming his first live segment. We encourage you to enjoy a guilty laugh by reliving that moment in the clip below: Ryan Lochte Protesters Get Tackled So to recap: Lochte won a gold medal, narrowly avoided arrest by fleeing South America, danced on a reality show, got the sh-t scared out of him by protesters, got engaged, and found out he’ll soon become a father. There’s only two and a half weeks left in 2016. Can the Lochster squeeze in any more insanity? Out guess would be: jeah! View Slideshow: 16 Things Ryan Lochte Definitely Would Do

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Chance The Rapper Tries (And Fails) To Decorate A Christmas Tree In SNL Promo

Chance the Rapper and Casey Affleck attempt to decorate the Rockefeller Christmas Tree in a new “Saturday Night Live” promo.

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Chance The Rapper Tries (And Fails) To Decorate A Christmas Tree In SNL Promo

Chance the Rapper and Casey Affleck attempt to decorate the Rockefeller Christmas Tree in a new “Saturday Night Live” promo.

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Taylor Hill’s Christmas Shoot vs Stella Maxwells of the DAy

Taylor Hill brings the Christmas cheer for some bullshit fashion magazine – because she’s posing with Christmas lights, which is more Christmas that most brands are going – for fear of pissing off their non Christian audience – even though non Christians fucking love Christmas as much as Christians do – since Christmas isn’t even about fucking Jesus anymore – it’s about PRESENTS…and SANTA…and marketing…and food and drinks…and fucking recently divorced lonely women who don’t have the kids this year – cuz their dad took them to Florida with his new hooker wife…YES…miracles…little miracles…called all you can drink Christmas parties…and snowmen…and fireplaces…the warm shit, and not because you ate too many chilies, but because you realize you have a fucking soul…and some spirit…as you take all the free shit people donated to people like you – thanks to poverty….it’s the best time of year to mooch..and the best time of year to take advantage of the depressed…and if you’re a company the best time of year to cash the fuck in…so why all the Christmas Hate….maybe TRUMP will make Christmas great again…I’ve already heard him say “Merry Christmas”…something the PC would never do…. Not that any of that matters, I mean this is barely Christmas, it’s some VS model sprawled on a ghetto couch with lights…but it’s enough…you know…the kind of thing that inspires me to watch It’s a WOnderful life and wonder if they had anal sex would they still have as many kids….you know the important questions you should ask while watching Christmas movies…… I guess Stella Maxwell and some other Victoria’s Secret girl’s shoot is more Christmas…they even have a TWINK Santa and lots of GIFTS to remind you that going broke to impress family and friends is the primary goal of Christmas…and if you can’t afford to buy people nice things – you are a worthless human being who should kill himself…thanks MARKETING… The post Taylor Hill’s Christmas Shoot vs Stella Maxwells of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio And Doutzen Kroes Do Love

I’ve missed the last couple of these LOVE Advent videos, mostly because up until now, they’ve all just starred lame wannabe models . But I just opened these two, and surprise, they finally got real models in lingerie for once: Sara Sampaio and Doutzen Kroes . And better yet, the videos are actually kind of hot. It’s a Christmas miracle!

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Taylor Swift Birthday Tribute: A Trip Back in Time…

As you might have guessed from her upbeat music and bubbly personality, Taylor Swift is not one of those artists with a dark past and a closet full of skeletons. In fact, you couldn't make-up such an idyllic childhood: Taylor grew up on a Christmas tree farm in Pennsylvania (seriously). Her father was a successful banker, and her mother retired from mutual fund marketing in order to be a stay-at-home mom. Really, it's the kind of upbringing that could make you hate Taylor, if she weren't so darn lovable. Sure, there are those who have taken issue with the version of Taylor's past that's been presented to the press, claiming that all was not as perfect as the Swift family has claimed, but so far, no lies have been exposed. Frankly, we don't know what to believe. It seems almost impossible that any family could be this insanely happy, but looking at these pics from Taylor's childhood, it's difficult to imagine that she ever had a bad day:   1. Taylor Swift Baby Photo Taylor was born on December 13, 1989. Hard to believe, but in this pic, she’s just 17 years away from her first hit single. 2. Taylor as a Toddler Here’s Taylor playing with a toy phone at age 4. Given the staggering size of her girl squad, we’re guessing she still spends much of the day with a phone pressed to her ear. 3. Taylor and Austin Swift Taylor and her younger brother Austin. These days, he often accompanies her to A-list Hollywood events. 4. Taylor in Black and White Taylor says she got into country music at a young age. She cites Shania Twain as an early favorite. 5. Taylor Swift: Soccer Star Taylor played soccer growing up because of course she did. Here she is posing for her team photo in grade school. 6. Taylor Swift and Her Mom Taylor says her mom, Andrea, is one of the biggest influences in her life. Check out the major family resemblance here. View Slideshow

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‘Tis The Season: Best Buy Employees Chip In To Cop A Underprivileged Child A WiiU [Video]

Best Buy Employees Buy WiiU For Child Who Couldn’t Afford One ‘Tis the season of giving and a few Best Buy employees at a Valley Stream, New York store decided they wanted to be a part of one child’s merry Christmas… Where are all these onions coming from?? Image via YouTube

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‘Tis The Season: Best Buy Employees Chip In To Cop A Underprivileged Child A WiiU [Video]

Best Buy Employees Buy WiiU For Child Who Couldn’t Afford One ‘Tis the season of giving and a few Best Buy employees at a Valley Stream, New York store decided they wanted to be a part of one child’s merry Christmas… Where are all these onions coming from?? Image via YouTube

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Ariel-a Winter Watch: Ho Ho Holy Crap Those Legs

I’ll have a blue ball Christmas without you, Ariel Winter! We’ve spent a lot of time checking out Ariel Winter’s cleavage, because, I mean hello, but the starlet’s new festive Instagram post lets us know that she’s got some of the best legs in the biz as well…. read more

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