Alyson Michalka is some Disney child star who I assume had a mother who sucked dick to make it happen, unless of course she sucked dick to make it happen, despite being a pre-teen. I hear the people at Disney are all about that shit…. I don’t think has done anything but child star 10 or 15 years ago… But she did post a one piece bathing suit on the internet, showcasing a bit of her body, but screaming that she was probably molested by some casting couch people, and has faded into obscurity because she can’t be seen as a sexual object, and has in turn found the church, or maybe some sort of AMISH group that she is part of that forced her to show up on Swim day, dressed like it was 1920s…and I dig it… I just figure people are so fucking perverted, porn is everywhere, seeing a girl cover up…makes her exciting…and less typical…if you’re a slut, reading this, cover up…it’s the future.
They are LUCKY! Couple Gets Lost Lottery Ticket Returned To Them One Toronto couple dodged the bullet of the century when their lost $50 Million winning lottery ticket was returned to them just in time to claim the cash. Good Samaritan doesn’t even begin to cover this lady’s conscionable act! Via MailOnline : A Canadian couple endured a roller-coaster ride of emotions when a lottery ticket worth $50 million went missing only to be found and returned by someone at their church. Hakeem Nosiru won the January 17 Lotto Max draw and was one day away from claiming the money when the signed ticket, which he taped to the inside his wife’s purse for safekeeping, was missing after they attended church. That sparked a frantic search of their home, with garbage bins being upended and their contents picked through, an effort that left Nosiru and his wife — who are originally from Nigeria — empty handed and feeling ‘miserable’. But that despair turned to joy after a fellow member of the congregation discovered the ticket and reunited it with them on April 1 — a return made possible because Nosiru signed the ticket with their address. [Nosiru’s wife] wasn’t sure what they’ll do for the woman who ended their losing streak, but told her: ‘I just want to say thank you.’ Not sure what they’ll do??? Breaking her off a chunk of that cash couldn’t hurt a thing!
Bernice Jenkins tells us special prayer is needed for Marvin and Angela Harris’ new baby, Marvin Jr. At only 3-month-old Marvin Jr. weighs 75 pounds! Listen to…
Bernice Jenkins announced the church is raising money to help bail the pastor’s mother out of jail in enough time for Mother’s Day. Listen to the latest Church…
Bernice Jenkins is giving her post Easter Church Announcements today! Listen to the audio player to hear how 15-year-old Bruce went missing during the church’s Easter egg hunt.…
Those Kardashians can be so sneaky. Kim Kardashian May Have Inappropriately Handled Donation Money Kanye might need to watch his back….. According to Radar Online: “Giving comes from the heart,” Kim Kardashian has said. And hers certainly isn’t hurting her bottom line. After the reality star was slammed recently for donating just 10% of proceeds from her eBay promotion to charity, RadarOnline.com has uncovered tax documents that reveal exactly how much she pads her own bank account with these “charity” auctions — and how other celebrities give much, much more. In August 2012, for example, Kardashian hosted a charity auction after fiancée Kanye West cleaned out her closet during an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. “The clothes I got rid of will be up on eBay,” she tweeted, “for a charity auction! Going to Life Change Community Church [the church mom Kris Jenner helped found — and fund].” In the fine print, she revealed that only 10% of the proceeds would be a donation. And though Kardashian’s financial records are private, and the church, as a tax-exempt organization, does not keep public records, Radar has uncovered 2012 tax documents from the company that processes charitable giving on eBay, revealing how much Kardashian gave, and how much she kept to herself. According to the Paypal Charitable Giving Fund tax documents, Life Change Community Church received $19,975 after the auction. So how much did Kardashian keep? She’s said, “When the eBay numbers get broken down, the auction management agency that posts for me gets a percentage for all their hard work, then, eBay listing fees, end of auction fees, eBay Store fees, Paypal fees, etc, all add up to about half the sale. Then I give 10% to charity.” By her math, and the amount the charity received, the total amount of the sale could be roughly $399,500, making her final cut roughly $179,775, in comparison to the charity’s $19,975. Poor Kimmy can’t win. AKM-GSI
This is weird and crazy . Pastor Drops Dead After Confessing To Affair Even church pastors can be dirty dogs. According to Connecticut Post: A congregation loudly confronted its longtime pastor about his alleged infidelity — and in the midst of their yelling, the pastor dropped dead. That’s what happened Sunday at the Miracle Faith World Outreach Church, according to members of the congregation and police sources. Bishop Bobby Davis, pastor of the Harriet Street church since its founding in 1967, was pronounced dead at Bridgeport Hospital. “After the service on Sunday the bishop’s family asked us to remain in the church and the bishop confessed to us something that happened long ago,” said Judy Stovall, an elder at the church. “He wanted to come clean with all of us. He wanted to ask our forgiveness.” Members of the congregation were very vocal with Davis just before he passed out, but they were shouting support for him, Stovall said. “We were shouting, `We forgive you, we love you,’ but the stress of all of it — he had a heart attack,” Stovall said. “I held his head as he lay on the floor,” she said, her voice cracking with emotion. “Our congregation is hurting now.” The cause of death is pending further review, according to the Office of the State Medical Examiner. Aye, God don’t like ugly. Facebook
When I see videos of a South African Congregation Eating Grass for their church, I am reminded how ridiculous, hopeless, helpless, desperate, sad, uneducated, confused, pathetic, ridiculous, people are… I guess it’s just the flow of society, where people get roped into nonsense, by manipulators who want their money, and sometimes, those manipulators get cocky in just how far they can push people… You know he’s laughing about getting people to eat grass in the name of god amongst his friends at the end of the day, he is like “I tell them god wants them to eat grass, and they eat grass, and not one protests, religion is great”…. I mean this is just next level…
Troubled football star Richie Incognito was admitted to a psychiatric care unit in Arizona late last night, following his latest incident of erratic behavior. Incognito did not check in voluntarily , either; Scottsdale police officers reportedly filled out a petition to have the 30-year-old admitted to the psychiatric facility. Richie Incognito Smashes Own Ferrari The general rule is that getting said petition approved requires a detailed description of at least two incidents that show significant psychiatric instability. Richie Incognito definitely qualifies for that, at least it would appear. The former Miami Dolphins offensive lineman admitted taking a baseball bat to his own Ferrari earlier this week; it’s unclear if that incident was cited here. It would be a good bet, though hardly the first sign of concern. Incognito didn’t resist officials’ overtures to admit him, however, and acknowledges that he needs professional help dealing with all of the drama in his life. Besides being the focus of a five-month NFL investigation centered around his alleged bullying of Jonathan Martin , Incognito’s parents are also divorcing. He did Tweet props to Michael Sam this month, however. Here’s hoping he gets the help he clearly needs …
