This just in, Uma Thurman is still not a man, despite what her hands have been trying to tell us all these years…and she still confidently put on a bikini, even if there should have been a little resistance on her part, you know a little insecurity, self doubt…negotiations as to whether there were other options for her…but I’ll still stare but more because I’m trying to understand why I have the same bikini body as her…am I the one with the pear shaped problem with high estrogen levels thanks to not taking care of myself…or is she the pear shaped body with high testosterone…or worse..am I Uma Thurman? Or do I just look like her in a bikini…too many questions I don’t have answers for, this is too deep for me this hungover in the day… but I do have the pics of UMA and I Date you to look at them…… To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
If you’ve been wondering where Paris Hilton has been all these years of irrelevance, where she belongs cuz she’s a useless cunt who just happens to not be worthless thanks to Grandpa.. She’s been teaching her dog this move for the paparazzi…you like like the circus clown she is… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I guess Hayden Panettiere is keeping fit, cuz these pics of her jumping around like a clown at the circus, something she holds close to her heart, because that’s what she would be if this was another generation, while instead she is just a clown on TV, all midget but not juggling. I figure she’s doing this fitness thing, cuz no one like a fat chick, especially not on TV, or at her wedding, that is happening soon, and I am just happy she shared, because it paves the way for her leaking more intense pics when people stop paying attention to her again, as they will.
The hunt is on for Universoul Circus Tix. Find the “US” magnet and get 4 tix to the Circus.Starts @ noon today! 1. There is no need to fight because he dreamed of peace. Make sure to say Happy Birthday! Find US! 2. 1 fish 2 fish 3 fish 4 tickets! Find US! Happy Hunting!
Sometimes, even when a bitch is better off retiring….fading into obscurity with her circus clown husband, because even though she tries to be fit, and still has sloppy inner thighs, cuz that’s what happesn to old bitches, I can appreciate her showing off her panty upskirt like she was an up and coming star trying to get noticed, or more likely, an old washed up star who doesn’t give a fuck anymore…
I’m not sure about the other European critics, but so far the U.K. critics here seem to love one picture above all others: Tomas Alfredson’s Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy , an adaptation of John Le Carré’s 1974 novel, stars Gary Oldman as George Smiley, the deposed British spy who must find the mole who’s compromising MI6 — or “the circus” — in order to put the organization, and his life, back together. In addition to being based on an enormously popular book, Alfredson’s picture is also haunted by a ghost: The 1979 TV mini-series, which featured Alec Guinness in the George Smiley role. Who’d want to try to top that?
Jay-Z and Kanye West are done playing around with the stans heads. The two have finally released the official Watch The Throne album cover. Kanye knows how to create a buzz around his projects. He had the blogs buzzing when he announced several false release dates in the past. The cover art look like a gold upgrade to the “H*A*M” single cover to me. Are we feeling the album cover? Recent Post: DMX Does Interview From Prison, Speaks On His Friendship With Jay-Z 5 Suspects In The Unsolved Mystery Of Amber Rose’s Nude Photos
Rapper 50 Cent celebrated his 36th birthday a little early yesterday in Las Vegas at the Circus Circus hotel with boo Daphne and friend Floyd Mayweather. 50 enjoyed a custom made cake and partied it up with his bro! 50′s real birthday is July 6th. 50 Cent To Pull A Suge Knight By Bailing Max B Out Of Jail? 50 Cent’s New Boo Was Just Engaged To DeRay Davis [Sexy PHOTOS]
Rapper 50 Cent celebrated his 36th birthday a little early yesterday in Las Vegas at the Circus Circus hotel with boo Daphne and friend Floyd Mayweather. 50 enjoyed a custom made cake and partied it up with his bro! 50′s real birthday is July 6th. 50 Cent To Pull A Suge Knight By Bailing Max B Out Of Jail? 50 Cent’s New Boo Was Just Engaged To DeRay Davis [Sexy PHOTOS]
Pattinson had been cast as his ‘Water for Elephants’ co-star’s son in 2004’s ‘Vanity Fair.’ By Jocelyn Vena Robert Pattinson on the “Today” show on Monday Photo: NBC On Friday, Robert Pattinson is running away and joining the circus. He stars as Reese Witherspoon’s love interest in the romantic drama “Water for Elephants.” And while this time around they’re playing lovers, in the past, Pattinson has played Witherspoon’s son. “It is very bizarre,” he said of the casting on the “Today” show on Monday (April 18). “I think that’s kind of bizarre [that] they cast me as her son,” he added, referring to the 2004 flick “Vanity Fair.” His part was later cut. In the film, Pattinson’s character joins the circus after his parents are killed in a car accident. But in real life, the “Twilight” star never romanticized about a life under the big top. “Running away and joining the circus? [No], the first time I went to the circus somebody died,” he recalled. “One of the clowns died; the joke car exploded. It was terrifying.” Pattinson, however, does have a more romantic view of the time period in which the film takes place. “I think that period, the ’30s, was the most exciting; the end of the Wild West,” he explained. “I always found it kind of interesting and then it turned into white picket fences.” He plays a veterinarian in the film, and he admits that while the old Hollywood maxim is “Never work with children or animals,” Pattinson sort of lives by the opposite. “I think it’s so much better. I like working with kids. I like working with animals,” he said, sharing one warning for fans: “The zebras are the ones to watch out for; always avoid zebras.” Pattinson hopes that as his career chugs along, he’ll still be able to get viewers in the seats, even in a post-“Twilight” world. “Who knows? I mean, you just kind of can’t predict what an audience feels,” he said. “I guess if you keep doing what you like doing, hopefully then one other person in the world will want to watch them.” Check out everything we’ve got on “Water for Elephants.” For young Hollywood news, fashion and “Twilight” updates around the clock, visit HollywoodCrush.MTV.com . Related Videos ‘Water For Elephants’ Red Carpet Premiere Related Photos Robert And Reese Shine At The ‘Water For Elephants’ Premiere ‘Water For Elephants’
