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Doutzen Kroes’ Skinny Bikini Body

Posted on March 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Leave it to a supermodel like Doutzen Kroes to finish off the week in style. Obviously everything a supermodel does is stylish, that’s why they’re supermodels, but short shorts and a bikini top? Amazing. And I thought Paris Hilton’s little boobies looked good in a bikini top. I’m not sure supermodels should be allowed to walk around like this, it’s just going to cause trouble. Bitchy comments from other girls and awkward public boners from pretty much every straight male in a two block radius. Do women this hot know the power they have?

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Megan Fox Hotness Downturn

Posted on March 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure what to say about these pictures of Megan Fox , she’s wearing flannel, some yoga pants and a pair of those dumpy UGG boots so I’m going to assume that she’s on her period. Gross. I can’t think of another reason for someone this gorgeous to wear something this rotten, she’s not painting a house or selling oranges on the side of the highway so…. Nice camel toe.

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Megan Fox Classes Up The Hotness

Posted on March 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Megan Fox the other night at the premiere of the movie…. I want to say ‘Something with Kids’? I don’t really know what it’s called, I’m never going to go see it so it doesn’t really matter, but she’s looking pretty damn classy. She’s got the stripper tattoos all covered up, the douche husband isn’t anywhere in site, and she’s wearing an old school looking evening gown that really highlights her hotness. I’d like to rub my testicles all over it. And…. There it is.

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Megan Fox Just Got Much Hotter

Posted on December 9, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have to admit that the thought of Megan Fox hanging out with her sister was kind of hot, imagine TWO Megan Fox , but then I got a look at these pictures and things got back to normal in my pants. Nothing against the sister, I’m sure she’s very nice, but next to Megan you’re just not going to look all that good. I’m sure that’s how all my friends feel when they hang out with me. Yes! I’d still have a threesome with the two of them, you know, cause one of them is Megan Fox .

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Annalynne McCord’s Nipples Are Chilly

Posted on December 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate winter as much as the next guy, testicles weren’t designed to be cold, but the one thing I absolutely adore about the cold weather is the way it affects a woman’s nipples. Here’s AnnaLynne McCord showing us exactly what happens when the breast meets a stiff winter wind. Magical nipple boners. Perky, chilly nipples just make my day a whole lot better. The Nature Channel should do a documentary about them.

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Megan Fox Assumes The Position

Posted on December 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s been so long since I’ve seen pictures of Megan Fox , I almost didn’t recognize her, and then I saw her incredibly hot face and body and it all came rushing back to me like blood rushing to my penis at a strip club. She’s so hot. Here she is doing some sexy Christmas shopping in some amazingly hot hooker boots. I think I love her even more. Do you think her husband makes her wear those things to bed? Ugh, I don’t even want to think about it, it’s hot and annoying at the same time. I hate that guy. more pictures of Megan Fox here

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Megan Fox Rocks The Skinny Jeans

Posted on November 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When it comes to Megan Fox it doesn’t take a whole lot to get me worked up, so a few shots of her wearing some tight ass jeans and some sexy heels and I’m all a twitter. That’s old timey talk for horned up. Ever since she got married she’s been hiding out, holed up somewhere that her douche husband can keep his beady little eyes on her at all time. It’s really annoying. So I’m glad to see she’s out in the wild and looking better than ever. Enjoy.

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Megan Fox Hides The Good Stuff

Posted on September 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s been a while since we’ve seen any really hot pictures of Megan Fox and it looks like we’re going to have to wait a little longer. Here she is getting into her SUV the other day hiding all the good parts from me. I mean she still looks good, she’s a really hot chick after all, but I want to see some cleavage or at least an ass shot or something. Someone throw so change on the ground, actually she’s filthy rich and not likely to bend over to pick up change… Someone throw some kittens on the ground. That should do the trick.

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Megan Fox Gives Me The Sexy Eye

Posted on July 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t had pictures of Megan Fox on the site in a while, when I heard the rumor she may have slept with that douche from Transformers I almost barfed up a lung, but the chick is hot so I can’t stay away. Here she is in some seductive photoshoot giving me the sexy eye. Yes please. I don’t care that these are touched up and that she looks like she’s plastic. I’d still hit it.

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Megan Fox’s Sexy Sour Puss

Posted on April 21, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Megan Fox looking bored out of her mind at some lame car event that her douchebag husband probably dragged her to because he seems to fancy himself as some sort of automobile connoisseur. What a loser. I would never force her to do anything like this if we were married, unless maybe there was a porn convention in town, but that’s really for the both of us. Anyhow, even with that sour look on her face she’s still really hot. Cheer up princess, it will be over soon…. I’m talking about your marriage.

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