Here are some tits promoting some cover of some bullshit it is safe to say her husband hooked up for her…that’s not to say she isn’t hot…or that I wouldn’t make her a trophy wife if I was a billionaire too…it is just to say that there are a lot of hot immigrant bitches out there…the only ones who get a head are the ones who fuck the right people…..Trump just makes a couple of calls and shit’s on lock…that’s the benefit of being both rich and famous…and lucky for you…you get to stare at her cleavage and experience a piece of something you will never experience….god diggers inspire me to make some gold…but then I remember drunks don’t have time for that.
Apparently Mariah Carey is claiming she lost 70 lbs after her recent pregnancy, I’m guessing most of that was the two children that fell out of her vagina, and was just introduced as one of the new spokesladies for Jenny Craig . Here she is showing off her new slim-ish figure in a red dress. She always looks the same to me. That’s because all I ever look at are her big fat chesticles. Don’t ever change girls.
(T)it should come as no surprise that this week’s viral video picks are more than a little obsessed with breasts- they WERE picked by the Skin Staff, after all. This week we’ve got a braless girl whose shirt flies open at 200 mph and a smartphone tucked into the cleavage of a very dumb bride, both accompanied by nude playlists for your one-handed enjoyment. See the vids after the jump!
I’m a little confused by this top picture, am I supposed to be turned on or weirded out? I don’t know what to do. Here’s Jessica Biel at some sort of fashion party in New York City last night giving us a nice peek at her cleavage, at least trying to give us a peek, but she’s making this weird face I don’t like. I don’t like it at all. Luckily it was just a bad angle or bad lighting or something because for the most part the rest of the shots are pretty good. I’m still not really seeing that cleavage though. What gives? more pictures of Jessica Biel here
I’ve got to say that the woman who invented Spanx is an evil genius. Genius because she can make any loose fitting female look pretty tight and evil because she’s helping fatties completely misrepresent themselves. Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt out at some event last night looking like the hard body she was back in the 90′s. Pretty hot, except we all know what the real deal is under that tight fitting dress. Not cool. I guess we can ignore it and let ourselves be transported back to a happier time. Plus her cleavage is looking pretty good.
Rapper will avoid jail time after his August arrest in Miami. By Gil Kaufman Big Boi in Miami-Dade County Corrections Department custody in August Photo: Miami-Dade County Corrections and Rehabilitation D Big Boi will avoid jail time following his arrest in August on drug charges in Miami. The 36-year-old Outkast rapper (born Antwan Patton) was in a Miami courtroom Thursday (October 13), where he agreed to a deal that includes three months of drug testing, community service and a $2,000 charitable donation, according to The Associated Press. Big Boi was arrested while exiting a cruise ship in August after a K-9 police dog sniffing for drugs hit upon him. When police searched the rapper, they allegedly found substances including 10 and a half Viagra pills, three pills of suspected Ecstasy, a cigarette roller with marijuana residue and 5.7 grams of MDMA powder. He was hit with two felony drug charges, but prosecutors said that if he remains drug-free for three months, those charges will be dismissed. Following the arrest, Big Boi’s attorney, Daniel Kane, issued a statement about the incident. “While Big Boi was traveling with his group and friends, a small amount of contraband was found in the collective luggage. I am confident when the entire facts are aired BIG BOI will be completely exonerated.” The ATLien didn’t release any statement about the deal, but he did tweet an inspirational comment about an hour after his court appearance, writing, “God is Great! #weoutchea RT @BibleWisdoms: God is light. There’s no darkness in him.” He followed a short time later with a shout to the legal affairs reporter for the AP in Miami and the celebratory update, “on the way back from Miami … u already know, Butta.” Related Artists Big Boi
‘I had to eat a lot of pasta and get cinched really tightly into the corset and let the girls do the acting for me,’ she tells MTV News. By Eric Ditzian Milla Jovovich in “The Three Musketeers” Photo: Summit Entertainment Paul W.S. Anderson was proud. Sitting in a swanky London hotel earlier this month while promoting “The Three Musketeers,” the director happily recounted one critic’s opinion of his 3-D action-adventure and the quality of the performance of Milla Jovovich, who is not only one of the film’s stars but also his wife. “There was a review of the movie that said Milla’s cleavage is worth the price of admission,” he laughed to MTV News. “Cleavage in 3-D: It was what the medium was invented for.” Shortly thereafter, Jovovich was shocked — shocked! — in an interview to learn her husband was dishing such details to the press. “I can’t believe he told you that story!” she said with a smile. “That’s so embarrassing. I’m like, ‘Honey, you can’t tell people that!’ I’m trying to be taken seriously, and now my cleavage is going to sell tickets.” Whatever works, right? Though to be fair, “Musketeers” has a lot more going for it than some three-dimensional bosoms. Anderson’s flick is a swashbuckling affair that stays true to much of Alexandre Dumas’ classic tale, but introduces a whole lot of contemporary bling into the mix. So while you get fair maidens in corsets and swordfights galore, Anderson also delivers steampunk airships and 21st-century wit, all captured by 3-D cameras. At the center of it all is Jovovich’s Milady de Winter, a tough-as-nails woman who may look harmless but who will stab you in the back — or at least poison or otherwise maim you — if the opportunity for self-preservation or self-promotion arises. How does such a double- and triple-crosser survive in “Musketeers”? What Jovovich calls her “girls” certainly help. “I did have to prepare a lot to make my cleavage what it was,” she said. “I had to eat a lot of pasta and get cinched really tightly into the corset to get the effect and let the girls do the acting for me. Each one took classes. Stanislavski . I think the left one is more talented than the right.” Check out everything we’ve got on “The Three Musketeers.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .
Alba’s milk filled mom tits with a straw from a luxurious coffee between her cleavage like she’s getting titty fucked seemed a lot hotter when I downloaded them…I can blame it on one thing…serious perversion….that sometimes leads to posting boring shit…because knowing there’s a ripped apart vagina from childbirth under this dress is enough to get me going…cuz nothing says great sex like a flappy, stretched out vagina for my already minor penis…you know the kind of penis that allows me in the girl’s locker room at the gym cuz they can’t tell if I’m just a hairy woman with a big clit or not….there’s a sunny side to everything…even these pics of Alba….cuz you know she’s gonna be doing naked scenes now that she’s not the young hot starlet in Hollywood she once was….good.
I’m sure all of you have been up all night wondering who was nominated for this year’s American Music Awards … Well you’re going to have to go somewhere else because all I’ve got for you today are some shots of Nicki Minaj dropping some impressive cleavage in a stupid outfit at the nominees conference yesterday. Well done lady. Although she’s looking a little pissed off, maybe she wasn’t nominated for anything. I’d nominated for best female rapper cleavage.
