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Mel B and Her Crazy Cleavage of the Day

Mel B is talented if you consider having a face so busted that it ruins good cleavage talent. Seriously, when she first hit the scene I didn’t really get why they called her Scary Spice, I thought it was some bullshit used to describe her excited and “crazy” attitude, but really it was a self-fulfilling prophecy about her face. It predicted that she’d end up a fucking monster and cleavage, hot body or half her head shaved can’t save that, not that you think it would, it’s really just more fuel for the fucking fire… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Sarah Palin to Produce Alaska Documentary

The other night, Jay Leno asked Sarah Palin if she had any future TV plans, and she joked that she heard his position opens up every once in awhile. Well it turns out she already has a TV plan of sorts. The former Alaska Governor and Survivor creator Mark Burnett are shopping a new docudrama. Seriously. The TV project features a “planet-Earth-type look” at her home state of Alaska. We have no idea what that means, but it sounds … cool? We’ll assume it refers to the acclaimed Discovery Channel series Planet Earth . Which has sort of already done what they’re describing if so. Anyway. So much Sarah Palin on TV. Not enough hours in the day. Palin and Burnett had a meeting with Fox honchos yesterday, and are talking with ABC and CBS today and NBC Universal tomorrow. So this is legit. Other documentaries we’d love to see from Sarah Palin: The Height of Hypocrisy : A Shameless Attempt to Cash in Meghan Stapleton’s Guide to Being a Terrible Publicist A Hockey Mom’s Guide to Strange Baby Names

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Happy Birthday, Whitney Port!

Whitney Port turns 25 today. Happy birthday, girl! Ever since we first got to know Whitney on The Hills , she’s been a favorite of THG’s. There’s a lot to love about the sweet, genuine, expressive SoCal cutie. While she began her reality TV career as BFF and co-worker of Lauren Conrad , she soon moved on to her own show, The City , chronicling her move to NYC. There, Whitney Port only endeared herself to us more, even if some of the men (Freddie Fackelmayer) and friends (Roxy Olin) in her life are exasperating. We look forward to watching her life and fashion career continue to evolve, and can’t wait for the new season of her hit series. Happy birthday, Whitney! Here’s a little photo tribute we put together for The City star. Click to enlarge the images below and leave a comment with your birthday greetings …

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Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Needs To Be Explored

My big brain knows that these are wholesome pictures of Salma Hayek reading to children or something at some press conference for Nickelodeon’s ‘Dora The Explorer’ 10th Anniversary , but all my little brain sees are those big fat MILF boobies. Is that wrong? Am I a terrible person for this? I didn’t think so, look at those beautiful things, I would like to spend ten years doing some exploring of my own… In her boobs. In case you didn’t figure that out. more pictures of Salma Hayek here

Mariah Carey’s Incredible Cleavage

It’s no secret that I love big fat boobies, so when I get pictures like this featuring Mariah Carey flashing some of the most impressive cleavage I’ve seen since my bar mitzvah days, I’m all over it. Mariah isn’t exactly a small woman, so seeing her stuffed tightly into her little dress shouldn’t be a good sight, but somehow those massive boobs make everything alright. Come on, those things are pretty damn impressive. Ancient man would sacrifice virgins to these things. Enjoy. more pictures of Mariah Careyhere

Jessica Stroup’s Window into her Soul and by Soul I Mean Tits of the Day

This girl is on 90210 and let’s hope she has a lot of teenage girl fans who see these pictures and decide that when they grow up they will take this Stroup bitch’s lead and all their outfits will have windows to their parts that matter for all perverted men to see. I’m talking a see through patch over the ass, over the twat, over the nipples, I figure why stop at the cleavage, the cleavage is usually just the fuckin’ beginning…so let’s collectively prey that Jessica Stroup is not as useless as we all think she is and that she’s got some serious level of impact on the sluttiness of the girls of the future… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Turner Lookin’ Classy of the Day

Sophie Turner’s people cast some kind of spell on me. I don’t know what PR brainwashing they did but it fucking worked, cuz everytime I see her pictures I feel the need to post about her. For those of you who don’t know, Sophie Turner is some Australian Lawyer who was on some reality show and who is trying to make it in America. She looks like typical trash stripper and pornstar with fake everything, and I called her out on it, something I am sure everyone has done at least once before, but that she pretended to not like, despite the obvious attempt and effort she’s put into lookin’ this way, so I got a fuckin’ lawsuit threat to take down my comments about her lookin’ like a pornstar…. Either way, I thought the whole thing was a fucking joke, I told them off and wrote about it on the site, and now every time I see her pics of her and her obnoxious whore outfits she wears for attention, I can’t help but post the shit, even if they are boring, cliche and only show a little fake tit cleavage. It’s like they’ve cast some voodoo spell on me, so here I am at it again, Sophie Turner lookin’ like a pornstar but not a pornstar, irrelevant and not exciting, but good enough for me to post, cuz they fucking brainwashed me…..Motherfuckers. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Sophie Turner May Become My New eGirlfriend

I know that I’ve got a lot of future ex wives lined up, like Cheryl Tweedy and Blake Lively , but I’m starting to think that hot Aussie nobody Sophie Turner has potential to become my new eGirlfriend. Obviously she won’t become my actual girlfirend because I don’t have much room in my mother’s basement for her things and I kinda don’t want to be tied down to one woman right now, but we can exchange sexy photos via

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Penelope Cruz is the Nose I Want to Fuck of the Day

Girls with big noses are usually scary, monster looking bitches who can’t suck my dick proper because my dick’s so small that I had to ask the doctor if it was actually a dick. They only get the tip in their mouth before bumpin against my pubic wall, embarrassing all parties involved, except me, because I have no shame. I just spin it on them having the birth defect and not me, even if I know that’s not entirely true, but unlike Tiger Woods, I don’t admit to my shortcomings, I spin them in a way that I come out on top and bitch ends up stripping to save up enough money to get a nose job…. Penelope Cruz on the other hand, is hot despite the big nose that may be physically unable to suck my dick, because that doesn’t matter, as we’ll never have to cross that road…. Pics via Fame

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Some Kim Kardashian Cleavage of the Day

You know I hate this bitch and everything her and her family stand for. I hate that they are famous and that they have money and I hate their cheesy, Ed Hardy chachi attitudes. I hate that she is a fat bitch with a workout DVD, or that she only gets black cock cuz that’s all that can make its way around her fat ass, but instead of realizing that she is flawed, she instead owns it and focuses on the fact that dude is a Superbowl winner and that ignorance just makes me hate her more, but like you, I can’t help but appreciate her cleavage, because no matter how useless a bitch is, if she’s still got tits, she’s good enough for me to post pictures of…..and that is my weakness and I hate myself for letting myself get won over so easily…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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