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Kelly Brook Slutting Out for Heels that Heal of the Day

I am a fan of charities that pressure women to get naked or half naked for the cause in efforts to generate buzz. The ones that real strike a chord with bitches and makes them think they are heartless cunts if they don’t get naked for the cause. At least that’s what the pervert who runs the shit tells them, when in reality he’s just some foot festishist who jerks off to the pictures too racy to make the campaign and pulls a huge salary off his “Not for Profit Organization” cuz everyone knows charities are a fucking money makin’ scam that works because veryone is too nice to question their intentions or target them as being con artists and the people behind charities are usually smart enough to keep the books clean as to not ruin a good thing they have running, like having the power to get celebrities in lingerie.

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Kelly Brook Slutting Out for Heels that Heal of the Day

Kelly Rowland and Her Breast Implant of the Day

When Destiny’s Child disbanded, Beyonce the Ego who felt she carried the band because her dad was their manager and he obviously favorer her and went and launched a solo career that has led to acting jobs, solo careers and awards while Kelly Rowland her partner she came up with, went out and got implants. That’s like when my friend I used to party, drink, do drugs and pick up girls with feel off the scene and got a job, eventually leading to making millions with his own company, while I just stuck around and got herpes only the herpes didn’t cost me 5000 dollars like Rowland’s tits, they were only 60 bucks, she was a cheap whore and I guess you get what you pay for, so take that all you assholes who landed with the shit for free, my strain is by far more luxurious

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Kelly Rowland and Her Breast Implant of the Day

Kelly Monaco Showing Off Some Tit of the Day

You should not get excited when seeing a girl who was a troll of a Playboy playmate 15 years ago, who was Carmen Electra’s body double on Baywatch, who is showing off her body because you saw her at her naked at her prime and she should pretty much be dead to you by now, but for some reason there’s always those assholes who have trouble letting go, who fell in love with her pictorial or life changing performances and who have waited all these years to see pictures of her in various appearances because they think she’s a goddess who is the only pussy that matters. You see, even my neighbor, who is a 59 year old volunteer social worker / ex-prosititute has had fuckin stalkers, so don’t let shit get to your head Kelly Monaco, you know when people break into your apartment when you are in the other room and you decide to press charges instead of fuck them for being so devoted to you when no one else is because there are a lot of people in the world who just aren’t well, and the fact that they still get excited about your cleavage, does not mean you still have it goin’ on, it means they need help…And for the record, addressing this post to Kelly Monaco pretty much makes me feel like I’m not well. Pics via Fame

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Elsa Pataky’s Got Nipple-itis

You don’t see many posts on Elsa Pataky here on Hollywood Tuna, but if she keeps wearing dresses like this, I can assure she will become a permanent fixture. Here she is on her way to promote her new film, called “ Di Di Hollywood ” that nobody will ever see, that is unless Elsa ’s nipples are poking through her clothing like they are in these pictures. I’ll keep you updated.

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Mariah Carey’s Fat Cleavage

Here’s Mariah Carey and her big fat cleavage at a Toronto International Film Festival cocktail party before the screening of some movie called ‘Precious’. I don’t really give a shit about the movie but I’m glad that Mariah managed to stuff those big things into her little dress because big boobs plus a tight dress equal half a boner for this guy. It looks like she’s smuggling a couple of babies across the border in that thing.

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Blake Lively’s Cleavage on Set of the Day

Blake Lively’s got a push-up bra, just thought you should know.

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Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures

We all know that Sienna Miller is hot as f@#k so it shouldn’t come as a surprise that seeing her in her bikini in Ibiza could possibly catapult teenage boys into manhood. I’m already a man and I feel like I’ve just had a second case of puberty, I’m not sure how that works but it feels pretty good. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her act, or if I have I don’t remember it, but the girl sure knows how to wear a bikini, I’ll give her that.

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Ashley Greene Nude Pictures?

First, Vanessa Hudgens and now it looks like Twilight star Ashley Greene is the latest “victim” of having her nude photos leaked onto the web. I’m not sure if it’s actually her since I only came across this hottie a couple of months ago, so you will have to make the call. Anyway, check it out but whoever it is, is pretty damn hot! Link (nsfw) Related Articles: Ashley Greene Bikini Pictures Ashley Greene’s Got Cleavage Ashley Greene’s Tasty Cleavage Ashley Greene See Through Pictures Photos: WENN.com

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Bethany Frankel and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

I have this thing about rich housewives that involves me trying to throw them off, just because I figure they think they have their perfect little lives all sorted out. They have the husband’s credit card, who is always at work trying to pay for their lavish lifestyle while getting to stay as far the fuck away from their obnoxious wife, they have the nanny to free up their time to shop, get their hair done and most importantly bang the hired help all while dressing like they are their 12 year old daughter, rockin’ eating disorders to stay fit and jackin’ their shit up at the plastic surgeon’s office before going to a Starbucks near me, forcing me to overhear the same conversation over and fucking over and over again about their vacation or their kids being the fuckin’ ultimate in the world, giving me no choice but to ask them politely where to get in contact with their plastic surgeon to pay him to botch their next fake lip job so that they lose the ability to fuckin’ talk, suck dick and pretty much leave their fuckin’ house to annoy me cuz this high maintenance shit is the fuckin’ devil, before asking how much they charge to let me touch their circus freak plastic vagina like shit was at the petting zoo because the only way to get the devil out of a cunt like is thru the plastic surgeon modified pussy.

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