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Courtney Stodden Topless for the Holidays of the Day

This Thanksgiving, my biggest life regret that I give thanks for, because without life regrets I would be able to harbour the anger that is in my core to lash out on these low level fame whores, and really top level fame whores, all fame whoring while marketing people promote them, for middle american retards to buy into them….. So that biggest life regret was not going to Courtney Stodden’s 2013 Halloween party. It still hurts me at my core, because she’s so fucking wonderful… A 30 year old stripper, who positioned herself as a 16 year old child bride, and the tabloids fucking loved her, loved her story, and no one bothered getting the birth certificate…. 4 years later, interest is lost, even after she got clown sized tits, so she’s gone into porn, she’s gone into masturbation videos, cam shows, and apparently TWITCH…the gaming / streaming service owned by Microsoft….to show off those monster clown tits – and it’s wonderful…a wonderful life…an Christmas spirit in some kind of miracle….a trashy, porn chick from yesteryear in a marketed as “young-ish” personality…so weird….but I think a religious experience on some level… THere’s a video: The post Courtney Stodden Topless for the Holidays of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Hilary Duff Thick Like a Thanksgiving Stuffing of the Day

It’s thanksgiving week, so I figure I’ll just reference or compare every slutty girl you perverts jerk off to a thanksgiving treat.. Since my wife is fat as fuck, I don’t really get a chance to see what a typical thanksgiving meal looks like…she eats it all before I sit down… So I don’t know if thanksgiving stuffing is the thickest, maybe I should have gone with Turkey Gravy, or Cranberry Sauce, or even the Mashed Potatoes, maybe I should focus on the pumpkin pie filling….but ultimately, you get what I’m saying and that is that this 30 year old mom, who perverts have watched grow up since she was 15 and skinny, all strong looking on some HULK about to burst through her pants shit….is THICK…and we like it. I don’t know why we like it.. But we like it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff Thick Like a Thanksgiving Stuffing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kate Upton Has Cleavage of the Day

Baseball wife Kate Upton was at some event with her big tits out – because those big tits are the only reason she’s a baseball wife.. I mean if you really wanted to dig into why she’s a baseball wife…you’d have to start with her grandfather or great grandfather who started Whirlpool appliances….you know WHIRLPOOL APPLIANCES…back in the 1920s when washing machines first started entering EVERY SINGLE HOUSEHOLD… Then a few generations of rich kids later, they produced this big titty creature, who at 17 was just tits, so they figured throw her into modeling, Sports Illustrated swim, give the family a second shot at mainstream success.. Then she got fat, but SI kept using her, because their Analytics said she sold magazines….put her on the cover, men like big sloppy tits….and eventually..because marketined as this “hot” chick..who I don’t think is hot…but perfect for her Baseball Husband… My favorite memory of her is when the baseball husband’s phone was hacked and nudes of him, her, and all kinds of other groupies were leaked…Brilliant…but she stuck through and now gets to look like a 40 year old being racy thanks to her pilates addiction for the company Christmas party…this looks like… The post Kate Upton Has Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Megan Fox for Esquire Greece of the Day

Megan Fox is reaching for the stars….and by reaching – I mean really fucking reaching and grabbing for anything with even a remote level of relevance to in turn bring her back to a place of relevance – because she was the hot chick in movies many years ago….and besides being in Transformers, I don’t even remember any movies she did, because she’s just that important of an actress, her impact in the hollywood industry felt deep within the core of the industry…she is more than just a plastic surgery ridden mom of 4 trying to keep hot…and doing any magazine that will do her…much like a 45 year old divorcee sitting alone at the hotel bar just hoping the a dick walks in and falls into her….so that she doesn’t feel so fucking busted up and broken down…even though she is… This isn’t magical..but it happened. Esquire Greece? Where’s the olive oil lubed anal my greek co-worker at the factory once told me about having with the obese receptionist…WHERE IS IT… The post Megan Fox for Esquire Greece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora’s Shitty Toplessness of the Day

Rita Ora is on a world tour…because apparently she makes music and is trying to get a pop career since Jay Z dropped her from his label….not that anyone noticed her when she was on the label..and not that anyone, at least in North America give a fuck about her or her music, most people just have no fucking idea who she is…beyond dating a Kardashian and Calvin Harris in some strategic attempts to go mainstream…but she doesn’t need America, she’s internation, her face on every street corner in Portugal thanks to the campaign she did with a panty company, and now she’s in Australia posting topless pics…because above all…her toplessness or tits in general are the single reason she happened…because as we all know…TITS GET HITS…even bootleg Rihanna’s Tits. BUT WHERE ARE THE NIPPLES> She posted a video of nonsense also…so I’ll post it too.. The post Rita Ora’s Shitty Toplessness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Daria Werbowy Naked Model of the DAy

This is fashion and art – this is not porno – so you are not allowed to jerk off to it…not that you would jerk off to some picture of some model naked – in an era of everyday girls sending you pussy pics all day – hoping you don’t sexualize them while asking you to sexualize them – knowing you are sexualizing them – because you’re a man and hormonally programmed to want to fuck – they have studies on men and how many times they think about sex in a day – it’s science people…ScIENCE….men aren’t rapists, it’s no excuse to rape or sexually assault, but dammit let us jerk off to your pussy pics – it’s all we know….and all we want…. That said, she’s a famous model, probably pretty old…and naked…but not for you to jerk off to …but for art…this is art. Whatever the fuck that means. The post Daria Werbowy Naked Model of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter New Face of the Day

Ariel Winter has a new face….which is a good thing because she wasn’t cute..she was disgusting looking.. Now all she needs is a neck… Do they do neck transplants? I know you’re too busy looking at her cleavage… Which is just tactics for her to have you not notice that she doesn’t have a fucking neck… Or maybe it’s tactics to distract from her belly… Either way…tactics….everyone is fascinated by because she got a breast reduction that was more of a breast life…something she’s now applying to her face…because as the HADIDs have taught us, you can buy a porno look that you can market…THANKS HADIDS…and the face injections you rode in on… Maybe it’s just make-up, but i think it’s just a jacked up face… Big young sloppy re-built tits though… The post Ariel Winter New Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Ariel Winter Troll Cleavage of the Day

Ariel Winter’s a troll…with no neck but she clearly photoshops herself properly, because she wants to show you to think she’s hotter than she is in a fake it til you make it, if you tell the world you’re hot and that you look this small waisted, when you’re actually built like a school bus or fridge…they’ll believe it because they aren’t sitting with you watching your belly hang out over your pants….as it does everytime you sit, but according to instagram…girl’s all hourglass in a good way….when you can tell she’s terrible… Big young tits though, take them in before she ends up at 350 lbs, sloppy at a young age…I don’t have much hope for her, or understand her hype, but she’s on TV and TV is trying to compete with Social media and this here is their weapon…they are pushing money to….so that us suckers pay attention because of tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s her nipples… The post Ariel Winter Troll Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sweat It Out With Paz Vega

Staring At Paz Vega Is All The Workout I Need… read more

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Katharine McPhee's Cleavage Might Cause Cardiac Arrest

Katharine McPhee’s Cleavage Is Some Of The Finest Ever… read more

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