So according to my sources, this busty hottie is Playboy model Angelina Boyko . I don’t know where she’s from or much more about her, but I do know that she was born to model lingerie, and that these pictures were taken in Bangkok. …Do I even need to write a punchline here, or can you guys fill in your own dick joke today? » view all 12 photos
Here’s my favorite fake model Kendall Jenner pretending to be a real model in the latest issue of Vogue Spain . Sorry, Vogue España . Anyway, listen, even though Kendall’s the only one in that entire family that’s cute (and doesn’t make me want to throw up in my mouth), she’s still no model. It’d be like saying just because I’m the best athlete between me and my mom, I should get to play in the NFL. Life doesn’t work that way. Well, unless you’ve got filthy rich parents, I guess. Continue reading →
There’s few things I love more in this world than seeing a busty hottie stuffed into a tight dress, so here’s Ariel Winter busting out at some post-Emmy reception in Hollywood. And as great as her cleavage is looking, I was just thinking how it could be even better if she hadn’t gotten that boob reduction a while back. Oh well. At least these still look like they’d make for pretty great pillows, as is. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Apparently the 68th annual Emmy Awards were held in LA last night, and I guess Sofia Vergara was there to accept her record 10th straight “Best Cleavage on TV” trophy. At least, I’m assuming that’s a category. Otherwise, I’m not really sure why people even bother watching these lame award shows in the first place. Anyway, congratulations Sofia, and here’s to many more years as TV’s top hottie. Me and the Little Tuna will be rooting for you. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com
I don’t know how Emily Ratajkowski managed to get invited to the Emmys last night, but I bet whoever asked her definitely wasn’t expecting her to show up with that supermodel cleavage of hers all covered up. I know you guys think I’m just being mean, but this is why I keep saying Emily should stop trying to pretend to be a serious “actress” and just stick to professional Instagram modeling . It’s way less disappointing for all of us. Photos: WENN.com
Mariah Carey brought her billionaire fucking crazy person tits out in public…while in Europe because I guess that’s her new hobby, she seems to be exposing as much cleavage as she can – any chance she gets – because she’s got tits, she’s a shameless self promoting narcissist, who has huge tits which are her only real sex appeal, titty lovers don’t care about much more than the tits, and she’s got an ego from being sucked up to all these years, as well as that pile of money, making her probably the worst …but those tits..clearly divert from that…and I guess anyone dating Mariah Carey is doing it for the jokes of “guess who my wife is, you’ll never guess, have you ever heard that song from the 1990s, yeah well remember Mariah Carey the huge fucking star, yeah her”… I guess the real backstory is she’s trying to promote her TV show like she’s a Kardashian…because she’s got the same morals and values and eye on the dollar signs as them… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mariah Carey Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mischa Barton was a girl who didn’t shower for a long time – she was all greasy and fat and disgusting. She looked like she smelled, was half dead or dying, and throughout those years of her self destruction – I still would have had unprotected sex with her using my tongue…I didn’t care the outcome, she was Mischa Barton and thus lovely… Well, she got her life together, rehab maybe, dancing with the stars whipped her into shape, even if it was actually a sign that she was dead, suicide had happened, acting career over at 32…or however old she is… Now she’s a girl who shows her nipples…in outfits on the red carpet…looking medicated…but still better than dead…unless you’re necro… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s a recent insta pic for you to be up to date… The post Mischa Barton See Through Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Hudson rockin’ some cleavage at some event and magic didn’t happen…because she’s old, washed up, but apparently still getting work because she’s connected, rich, and apparently she’s getting work done because she’s got tits…and never had tits.. I guess when you’re a sex worker, or more a sex volunteer who has done the rounds in Hollywood filling that void left from having egotistical parents, being raised in the limelight, with access…. Her best work was having a hot ass despite being a young mom…was when she fucked Owen Wilson so good he tried to kill himself…I mean that and every bullshit movies she’s been in – where she plays the same person…but with more tit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson Solid Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’m not sure what Bella Thorne is doing for work these days, but I wouldn’t be surprised if you told me she was the first official professional Snapchat model. Because between all the tongue action and cleavage and bikini shots she’s been posting on there these last few months, I bet she’s brought in millions of new loyal perverts users. Myself included. Anyway, here’s a few of her latest masterpieces, and if you’re not following Bella yet, I don’t know what you’re waiting for. » view all 11 photos
I still don’t get how Christie Brinkley is 62 and still manages to look this crazy hot. I assume it has something to do with good genes, but I never paid much attention in science. All I know is, here’s Christie and her ageless cleavage looking red-hot at the Target launch party for New York Fashion Week, and that’s more than good enough for me. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com