While Folgers coffee claims to the be the best part of waking up, personally I think the best part of waking up is seeing Charisma Carpenter cleavage on Instagram wishing me a beautiful and sunny day. So, Folgers I guess you can keep your bland coffee because all I need in the morning is Charisma Carpenter. … read more
Now this is more like it: Ariel Winter must’ve been taking notes from her fellow Modern Family hotties, because this is some Sofia Vergara -level cleavage she was dropping at the Dream Builders black tie charity gala. I just wish I’d gotten an invite too. I mean, OK, so the closest thing I’ve got to “black tie” is a pair of black drawstring sweatpants, but still, I would’ve worn whatever it took for a chance to see these puppies firsthand. Including my dressiest sweats. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
While I may dab a paintbrush in some watercolors every now and then, I would by no means call myself an artist. I am, however, fully aware of the struggles that every artist faces and if you are ever lucky enough to have a gallery exhibit, it has to be quite a rush. Though, personally I would be a little upset if everyone spent the whole night staring at Jessica Simpson’s cleavage instead of my all my art hanging on the wall…. read more
I still think MY OSCARS SO WHITE SHOOT was more interesting than the Oscars… BUT…It was the Oscars and I accidentally watched part of it, don’t blame me, we all have our weaknesses, and mine is in the form of a girl who wants me to cum on her natural tits, before she gets fake tits, and the Oscars were a great opportunity, or excuse to have me over, as to not piss off her husband… So I do what I am forced to..for the sake of science…you know to get the before and guarantee the after… Here is the highlight reel of a bunch of idiots who are overpaid for pretty much playing themselves in movies, which are no longer an art form, but a commerce, that for the last 88 years has used the Academy Awards instead of the Box Office money earned, to perpetuate the absurdity this industry full of waste….all this money spent to distract people on everything important… Million dollar pay days…are never enough…let’s drag out these idiots, pat them on the back again, and give the people who bought the award, their awards…so that we can listen to shitty fucking speeches…. It doesn’t matter, but there were sluts in dresses at the event, and all I could wonder is how many Oscars in the 88 years, have been used on the groupie sluts you can now see this generation’s version of, as dildos…I’m thinking a FUCKING lot… The Chirs Rock Monologue made me laugh once with his Pulling the Plug on Ray Charles Joke HERE …. The highlight of the night was the live tweet, revisiting twitter, a social network I used to use for a long fucking time, that went no where for me…and I discovered that the media, or other media outlets are just a bunch of fucking suck up pussies “Oh she’s so pretty, oh that joke was so funny, oh that speech was so thoughtful, oh that’s so black, gay, trans, rape culture”… What the fuck has happened to people…and here are the celebs who don’t care about the people talking about them because they are rich… There is no way young people on social media actually watch any of this shit, like who cares about anything by ourselves in this SELFIE generation…but they keep trying with a series of straight to viral video Jimmy Fallon caliber bits….very classy stuff for a high glamor trashcan industry that is dying… Most big stars weren’t there… CHARLIZE THERON who wouldn’t boycott racist anything, she’s South African, she’s built on racism. I Wonder What Her Dad Would Think If He Wasn’t Killed By her Mom… OLIVIA WILDE’s HUSBAND IS LAME AS FUCK AND HER TITS ARE SHIT… SOFIA VERGARA – TV’S ROYALTY BECUASE SITCOM NEEDS EXAGERATED SPANISH ACCENTS WITHOUT BEING DEEMED RACIST Saoirse Ronan isn’t hot…. MARGOT ROBBIE HIDING HER BABY BUMP… Olivia Munn – is a Bootleg TV Show Host…Why is she in Movies? Heidi Klum makes me think of banged out by huge black cock pussy….dressed like a Southern plantation owner daughter Rape Victim and Bullshit Performer Lady Gaga… Jennifer Lawrence is So Fucking Average and I’m Glad She Lost… Brie Larson Isn’t Hot – But I am glad she Won…since she beat Jennifer Lawrence… EX-Machina Robot….and Danish Girl Winner Alicia Coriander TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE THere’s a bunch more useless people at the parties…like Courtney Love… Christina Milian Wasn’t at the Oscars, but at Oscar Party with her tits… And Heather Graham… And Lily Collins…dressed like an Oscar… And Ashley Tisdale Face… And Kate Hudson… And Emily Ratajkowski, because I guess they let the hookers into the parties, not the main event…popping her ass on the red carpet – because she’s a hooker…Serioulsy look at her cheesy poses.. Sarah Hyland…Little Cleavage.. AND Kate Upton Tits…and armpit fat – with a pimple / mole or growth… Charlotte McKinney wasn’t going to let that happen… And for the Nipple of the Night – Diane Kruger Brought hers out.. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE The post The 88th Academy Awards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you haven’t been paying any attention, the Oscars are this Sunday. But it looks like the annual cleavage party is getting started early thanks to these shots of Chantel Jeffries at OK! Magazine ‘s pre-Oscar party. And it’s time’s like this that I’m really glad people care enough about the Oscars to throw pre-parties. Because there’s no way a hot nobody/Instagram model like Chantel was getting invited to the real thing. And it would’ve been a real shame if these funbags got overlooked. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I’m loving the confidence, but the duck pout…not so much. Anyhoo, Khloe Kardashian has a ridiculously toned body, which she should be damn proud of. Yesterday, Kardashian took a bathroom selfie and shared it to Instagram, hoping to inspire others with her abs, etc. Instead, users studied the photo and noticed a weird curve in the door frame of the bathroom. SHE MUST HAVE PHOTOSHOPPED THAT BODY, they proclaimed. THOSE MUSCLES ARE THE WORK OF DARK MAGIC! Not one to ignore a negative comment (or 6,000), Kardashian posted the original photo on Instagram with a special message. “If only hatin burned calories how dope yall would be. Too bad it doesn’t,” Kardashian wrote. “Here’s the OG shot. The petty movement ain’t cute. Oh and I almost forgot…Namaste.” Last night, Kardashian’s makeup artist Joyce Bonelli posted a new photo of the reality star to further prove that what you see is real. Bonelli’s pic didn’t appear to be altered, other than perhaps the use of Instagram filters and some fantastic lighting (the photo looks to have been taken in Kardashian’s Kocktails With Khloe dressing room). Kardashian wore a grey tank top tied just below her cleavage, with boy shorts that showed off her taut stomach and lithe frame, the result of intense gym sessions with trainer Gunnar Peterson and a cleaned-up diet (no dairy). Ok, going to the gym forever bai. View Slideshow: 11 Times Khloe Kardashian Taught Us The Value of Tough Love
Last week, we reported that Scott Disick was spotted partying with a mystery blonde in New York City, but this weekend, the reality star was seen in LA with a mystery brunette! It's all about equal opportunity for the Lord. Scott had dinner with the dark-haired lady along with another couple at a restaurant in Calabasas – home to ex-girlfriend and mother of his three children Kourtney Kardashian, according to Us Weekly . However, Us points out that an online commenter claimed that the brunette is the girlfriend of one of Scott's friends. No mention is made of the commenter's credibility as a source. Regardless, the dude certainly does seem to be throwing himself around. As referenced above, Scott spent an entire evening bar-hopping with a blond woman in New York City before the two headed back to his hotel together. And three weeks ago, sources say he was canoodling with yet another unlucky lady during a party at Tyga's house in the Hollywood Hills. Regrettably, we are unable to report on the color of her hair. Has Scott given up on any chance of reconciliation with Kourtney? Ever since she dumped him last summer for cheating, he's been trying to win her back. But he's reportedly been partying harder than ever, knowing full well that Kourtney is one brunette who will not stand for it. And now, being seen with all these women? Scott's an idiot, but surely he's smart enough to know that this kind of behavior can do nothing but harm if not destroy any possibility of Kourt taking him back. Catch a glimpse of the new lady in the video below:
Kylie Jenner is more or less the epitome of vanity, her Instagram and Snapchat accounts overflowing with doe-eyed, pouty-lipped selfies. But every now and then, she likes to have a little fun, like in this pic with Hailey Baldwin: Kylie deleted the photo before we could catch the caption, but she tagged Hailey and made reference to the two having some “pre-glam” fun. Clearly, the two teens were entertaining themselves with Snapchat filters, which can transform your face into decidedly unflattering yet pretty freaking hilarious shapes. It’s kind of addicting, TBH. We’re not sure why Kylie deleted the pic, because she posts these types of photos to Snapchat all the time, like these: Go follow @kyliejenner.shoot A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Feb 20, 2016 at 3:39pm PST Sometimes, she gets her big sis Kourtney in on the fun: Go follow @art.kylie A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on Feb 10, 2016 at 11:56am PST Maybe Hailey didn’t want bae Justin Bieber seeing her looking like anything less than her typical model self. (Wonder if she calls him Justin BAEber? Hee.) However, Kylie did her friend a solid by replacing the funky photo with their perfectly coiffed post-glam look: Alright, alright, we get it. You guys are pretty. Sheesh. Personally, I love seeing Kylie get goofy and acting like an actual teenager rather than a totally affected, tragic glamazon who’s grown up way too fast. So come on, Kylie, how’s about giving us a little more silly and a little less cleavage once in a while? If, of course, your mom approves. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Instagram Photos: A Racy Rundown
I stopped caring about celebrity “journalism” ever since Maria Menounos and her sweet Greek booty left Extra , but I might have a new favorite TV host after these pictures of Stephanie Bauer and her super cute cleavage at Universal Music Group’s 2016 Grammy After Party. Apparently she’s an entertainment “reporter” for Access Hollywood , which is kind of like calling me a bikini “reporter,” but who cares? I’m trying to be nice right now, on the off chance it gives me access to what’s under that dress. Fingers crossed! » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I’m not sure they give out a Grammy for best cleavage, but someone needs to give this beauty an award for those spectacular breasts. We’d happily give her an Anatomy Award, if she so desired!… read more