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These Disgusting Mom Selfies Will Ruin Your Mother’s Day

Thank goodness for mothers, we know. They brought us into this world and they helped shape us into (hopefully) responsible, benevolent adults. But they can be so embarrassing at times! Especially when they try to be cool and just end up snapping really ridiculous selfies. Consider these cases in point (and then go give your mother a hug or a phone call anyway)… 1. This is How You Do It! Look at mom now, honey. Pay attention! You want the focus to be entirely on your cleavage because that’s how you lure in a man. 2. MOM!!!!!! Listen to me and take care of my needs over taking that picture of yourself in a bikini!!!!!!!! 3. Little Help Here! The selfie can wait. I am just a toddler. I could drown in this bathtub. Seriously, Mom. 4. Mommy Needs a Hand Excuse me, dear, can you stop playing and help mommy for a minute. I can’t get these pants off on my own. 5. Inked and Proud! Do you think people will like this, son? Son? Hey… son! Stop looking at my rear end! 6. Dressing Room Raucous We’re really not sure what’s going on here. But nothing good can come out of this. View Slideshow

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These Disgusting Mom Selfies Will Ruin Your Mother’s Day

These Disgusting Mom Selfies Will Ruin Your Mother’s Day

Thank goodness for mothers, we know. They brought us into this world and they helped shape us into (hopefully) responsible, benevolent adults. But they can be so embarrassing at times! Especially when they try to be cool and just end up snapping really ridiculous selfies. Consider these cases in point (and then go give your mother a hug or a phone call anyway)… 1. This is How You Do It! Look at mom now, honey. Pay attention! You want the focus to be entirely on your cleavage because that’s how you lure in a man. 2. MOM!!!!!! Listen to me and take care of my needs over taking that picture of yourself in a bikini!!!!!!!! 3. Little Help Here! The selfie can wait. I am just a toddler. I could drown in this bathtub. Seriously, Mom. 4. Mommy Needs a Hand Excuse me, dear, can you stop playing and help mommy for a minute. I can’t get these pants off on my own. 5. Inked and Proud! Do you think people will like this, son? Son? Hey… son! Stop looking at my rear end! 6. Dressing Room Raucous We’re really not sure what’s going on here. But nothing good can come out of this. View Slideshow

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These Disgusting Mom Selfies Will Ruin Your Mother’s Day

Thank goodness for mothers, we know. They brought us into this world and they helped shape us into (hopefully) responsible, benevolent adults. But they can be so embarrassing at times! Especially when they try to be cool and just end up snapping really ridiculous selfies. Consider these cases in point (and then go give your mother a hug or a phone call anyway)… 1. This is How You Do It! Look at mom now, honey. Pay attention! You want the focus to be entirely on your cleavage because that’s how you lure in a man. 2. MOM!!!!!! Listen to me and take care of my needs over taking that picture of yourself in a bikini!!!!!!!! 3. Little Help Here! The selfie can wait. I am just a toddler. I could drown in this bathtub. Seriously, Mom. 4. Mommy Needs a Hand Excuse me, dear, can you stop playing and help mommy for a minute. I can’t get these pants off on my own. 5. Inked and Proud! Do you think people will like this, son? Son? Hey… son! Stop looking at my rear end! 6. Dressing Room Raucous We’re really not sure what’s going on here. But nothing good can come out of this. View Slideshow

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Anna Wintour Does Late Night Comedy of the Day

Anna Wintour is the powerhouse everyone hates at Vogue because she’s apparently a ruthless fashionista, you know like a an angry gay man who isn’t getting enough dick in his ass…in a Woman’s body… The kind of cunt who has no time for anyone’s bullshit, because the majority of people in the fashion industry are idiots who barely make money trying to be part of the “industry”…. You know people who suck up to her as her interns in the office are probably half retarded idiot hipsters who went to fashion school, who think they’ll be the next fashion icon, when she knows she’s the reason fashion labels succeed, or exist, because her magazine is the most influential….and when you make people billionaires…you need to have a bit of an attitude… Not that anyone cares about this, but I think it was well executed…and when things are well executed…even though I hate all things…I’ll post it…even when it doesn’t have tits… If you don’t like that – Here’s Anna Kendrick and her dumb mouth showing cleavage for some fashion brand’s digital webisode…because Youtube videos are the future… The post Anna Wintour Does Late Night Comedy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Tongue and Tits Leave Soul Cycle of the Day

Selena Gomez posted this picture of her cleavage and tongue leaving Soul Cycle, because strategically it made sense now that the world called her out for being fat last week…and her team clearly wanted to address that…without making people talk about her emotional eating, her health…or digging deeper into her taco addiction… The good news is that fit girls take a better picture than fat girls especially in bikinis….but the bad news is that I liked the fat Selena, even if it only lasted 5 minutes…I know it will be back…at least I hope it will be back…because it balanced everything about her out to me… Either way…tragedy comes in all forms and today’s tragedy is fat SELENA…trying to get fit… The post Selena Gomez Tongue and Tits Leave Soul Cycle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Hurley Is Still Smoking Hot!

I’m pretty sure Elizabeth Hurley has got to be pushing 50 these days, but here she is celebrating DSQUARED2’s London flagship opening and somehow that perfect cleavage of hers hasn’t aged a day. I don’t know how that’s physically possible, but I think I read somewhere that she attributes it to eating right, getting enough sleep and weekly hookups with a pasty blogger. Just in case any of you ladies out there want to try it for yourselves… I figure it’s worth a shot, right? » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Elizabeth Hurley Is Still Smoking Hot!

Elizabeth Hurley Is Still Smoking Hot!

I’m pretty sure Elizabeth Hurley has got to be pushing 50 these days, but here she is celebrating DSQUARED2’s London flagship opening and somehow that perfect cleavage of hers hasn’t aged a day. I don’t know how that’s physically possible, but I think I read somewhere that she attributes it to eating right, getting enough sleep and weekly hookups with a pasty blogger. Just in case any of you ladies out there want to try it for yourselves… I figure it’s worth a shot, right? » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Selena Gomez’s Chunky Swimsuit Pictures

Look, I love Selena Gomez as much as the next pervert with a working set of eyes, but I first noticed a few months back that Selena was starting to put on a few pounds . And don’t let the killer cleavage in these new swimsuit pictures distract you, she’s definitely gotten chubbier — here’s proof . Hmm, actually, on second thought, you might want to go ahead and distract yourself with Selena’s cleavage after all. It’s the only spot where I don’t mind that she’s gotten a little bigger. Continue reading

Shay Mitchell Cleavage of the Day

#buttahbenzo A video posted by Shay Mitchell (@shaym) on Apr 14, 2015 at 4:50pm PDT Shay Mitchell is some cunty Canadian who managed to get on some massive show, and reaffirm her cunty Canadian behavior and ego, where she felt she was too big for Canada, and she’s got the IMDB and instagram to prove it… She’s on a massive show…she’s got a huge fan base…and now she’s showing off some cleavage…because that’s what girls do…thanks to having tits…which is a good thing because that’s what I like looking at. TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE The post Shay Mitchell Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Farrah Abraham’s Side Boob Is Impressive

I try not to do too many posts on  Farrah Abraham anymore these days, mostly because between Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton , I already cover enough annoying former porn stars on this site as is. But that said, I know it’s my job to report the latest in celebrity cleavage news, and even though I doubt Farrah qualifies as a celebrity anymore, those funbags of hers still count for something. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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