It’s Fashion Week in New York right now, and you might be surprised I know that, considering my idea of “high fashion” is pairing my only sweatpants with a clean T-shirt. But it’s part of my job to know where all the hotties are going to be congregating each week, so I can be properly outraged that I wasn’t invited. Anyway, here’s Paris Hilton backstage and who cares if this pushed-up cleavage of hers probably isn’t real, just like last time ? I don’t go up to magicians and try to ruin their tricks. It’s more fun to believe in magic. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
If you’re one of the millions of Americans who watched the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special last night, then you know one star-studded sketch stood out for its cameo-heavy absurdity and sheer audacity. No, we’re not talking about the return of celebrity Jeopardy , although that was epic in its own right. (How we’ve missed you, Darell Hammond as Sean Connery!) We’re referring to The Californians – a recurring soap opera parody that featured a surprising moment that was every bit as divisive as the sketch itself has been over the years: SNL 40 – The Californians Sure, guest spots from Bradley Cooper and Betty White are always welcome, but the May-December makeout toward the end of this clip left some viewers with a general icky feeling. We found it funny in a cringe-inducing way, and frankly, we thought Taylor Swift’s accent was much harder to watch, but some folks on Twitter found the moment to be in poor taste. We can’t shake the feeling that some of the criticism may have stemmed from jealousy over the fact that at 93, Betty is still an in-demand entertainer who sucks face with A-list heartthrobs on live television. But hey, haters gonna hate – a fact we’re sure Ms. White has come to terms with after 70 years in the public eye. Here’s hoping she’s still around for a cameo on SNL’s 50th anniversary. SNL 40: Fashion Hits and Misses 1. Sarah Palin at SNL 40 View Photo Did Sarah Palin snag an invite to Saturday Night Live’s 40th anniversary celebration? You betcha! 2. Kerry Washington at SNL 40 View Photo Who needs pants?!? Not Kerry Washington when posting on the Saturday Night Live anniversary special red carpet. 3. Dakota Johnson at SNL 40 View Photo Dakota Johnson is naked a lot in Fifty Shades of Grey. But she wore clothing on the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live anniversary special. 4. Taylor Swift at SNL 40 View Photo Taylor Swift gives some serious side eye in this photo from the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Tina Fey at SNL 40 View Photo Tina Fey poses here on the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. We love her. 6. Seth Meyers at SNL 40 View Photo Seth Meyers no longer hosts Weekend Update. But that didn’t stop him from posing at the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. 7. Lance Bass at SNL 40 View Photo Lance Bass can’t just sing. He can also clean up very well, as proven here at the Saturday Night Live anniversary special. 8. Seinfelds at SNL 40 View Photo It’s the Seinfelds! Jerry and wife Jessica both came out for the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Bradley Cooper at SNL 40 View Photo Bradley Cooper is just so handsome! He proved that again at the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. 10. Emma Stone at SNL 40 View Photo Laugh it up, Emma Stone! We’re totally and completely in love with you. 11. Amy Poehler at SNL 40 View Photo You can’t have a Saturday Night Live special without Amy Poehler. Come on. Be serious, people! 12. Lucy Liu at SNL 40 View Photo Lucy Liu is gorgeous. She makes that point evident at Saturday Night Live’s big 40th anniversary party. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Justin Timberlake at SNL 40 View Photo Come on. Of course Justin Timberlake was on hand for the Saturday Night Live anniversary special. He’s hoted five times! 14. Eddie Murphy at SNL 40 View Photo It’s Eddie Murphy! After 30 years away, he made a return to Saturday Night Live for its 40th anniversary special. 15. Kristen Wiig at SNL 40 View Photo Kristen Wiig strikes a pose here on the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. She looks beautiful! 16. Sarah Silverman at SNL 40 View Photo This isn’t Sarah Silverman prettiest face, we’ll admit it. But the comedian is always great for a laugh. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. James Franco at SNL 40 View Photo James Franco definitely cleans up well. Here he is at the 40th anniversary special for Saturday Night Live. 18. Louis C.K. at SNL 40 View Photo Louis C.K. cracks us up. Here’s a look at the comedian at the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. 19. Sheryl Crow at SNL 40 View Photo Sheryl Crow was one of MANY celebrities on hand to help Saturday Night Live celebrate its 40th anniversary. 20. Will Ferrell at SNL 40 View Photo Will Ferrell played a key role on the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. What? Did you expect he would not?!? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Bill Hader at SNL 40 View Photo Bill Hader has graduated from Saturday Night Live. But he returned for the show’s 40th anniversary special. 22. Olivia Wilde at SNL 40 View Photo We’re wild about Olivia Wilde! Here is the beauty at the 40th anniversary special for Saturday Night Live. 23. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson at SNL 40 View Photo Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson made it out for the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. Here they are on the red carpet. The End. Did you like SNL 40: Fashion Hits and Misses? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
If you’re one of the millions of Americans who watched the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special last night, then you know one star-studded sketch stood out for its cameo-heavy absurdity and sheer audacity. No, we’re not talking about the return of celebrity Jeopardy , although that was epic in its own right. (How we’ve missed you, Darell Hammond as Sean Connery!) We’re referring to The Californians – a recurring soap opera parody that featured a surprising moment that was every bit as divisive as the sketch itself has been over the years: SNL 40 – The Californians Sure, guest spots from Bradley Cooper and Betty White are always welcome, but the May-December makeout toward the end of this clip left some viewers with a general icky feeling. We found it funny in a cringe-inducing way, and frankly, we thought Taylor Swift’s accent was much harder to watch, but some folks on Twitter found the moment to be in poor taste. We can’t shake the feeling that some of the criticism may have stemmed from jealousy over the fact that at 93, Betty is still an in-demand entertainer who sucks face with A-list heartthrobs on live television. But hey, haters gonna hate – a fact we’re sure Ms. White has come to terms with after 70 years in the public eye. Here’s hoping she’s still around for a cameo on SNL’s 50th anniversary. SNL 40: Fashion Hits and Misses 1. Sarah Palin at SNL 40 View Photo Did Sarah Palin snag an invite to Saturday Night Live’s 40th anniversary celebration? You betcha! 2. Kerry Washington at SNL 40 View Photo Who needs pants?!? Not Kerry Washington when posting on the Saturday Night Live anniversary special red carpet. 3. Dakota Johnson at SNL 40 View Photo Dakota Johnson is naked a lot in Fifty Shades of Grey. But she wore clothing on the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live anniversary special. 4. Taylor Swift at SNL 40 View Photo Taylor Swift gives some serious side eye in this photo from the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Tina Fey at SNL 40 View Photo Tina Fey poses here on the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. We love her. 6. Seth Meyers at SNL 40 View Photo Seth Meyers no longer hosts Weekend Update. But that didn’t stop him from posing at the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. 7. Lance Bass at SNL 40 View Photo Lance Bass can’t just sing. He can also clean up very well, as proven here at the Saturday Night Live anniversary special. 8. Seinfelds at SNL 40 View Photo It’s the Seinfelds! Jerry and wife Jessica both came out for the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Bradley Cooper at SNL 40 View Photo Bradley Cooper is just so handsome! He proved that again at the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. 10. Emma Stone at SNL 40 View Photo Laugh it up, Emma Stone! We’re totally and completely in love with you. 11. Amy Poehler at SNL 40 View Photo You can’t have a Saturday Night Live special without Amy Poehler. Come on. Be serious, people! 12. Lucy Liu at SNL 40 View Photo Lucy Liu is gorgeous. She makes that point evident at Saturday Night Live’s big 40th anniversary party. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Justin Timberlake at SNL 40 View Photo Come on. Of course Justin Timberlake was on hand for the Saturday Night Live anniversary special. He’s hoted five times! 14. Eddie Murphy at SNL 40 View Photo It’s Eddie Murphy! After 30 years away, he made a return to Saturday Night Live for its 40th anniversary special. 15. Kristen Wiig at SNL 40 View Photo Kristen Wiig strikes a pose here on the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. She looks beautiful! 16. Sarah Silverman at SNL 40 View Photo This isn’t Sarah Silverman prettiest face, we’ll admit it. But the comedian is always great for a laugh. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. James Franco at SNL 40 View Photo James Franco definitely cleans up well. Here he is at the 40th anniversary special for Saturday Night Live. 18. Louis C.K. at SNL 40 View Photo Louis C.K. cracks us up. Here’s a look at the comedian at the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. 19. Sheryl Crow at SNL 40 View Photo Sheryl Crow was one of MANY celebrities on hand to help Saturday Night Live celebrate its 40th anniversary. 20. Will Ferrell at SNL 40 View Photo Will Ferrell played a key role on the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. What? Did you expect he would not?!? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Bill Hader at SNL 40 View Photo Bill Hader has graduated from Saturday Night Live. But he returned for the show’s 40th anniversary special. 22. Olivia Wilde at SNL 40 View Photo We’re wild about Olivia Wilde! Here is the beauty at the 40th anniversary special for Saturday Night Live. 23. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson at SNL 40 View Photo Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson made it out for the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. Here they are on the red carpet. The End. Did you like SNL 40: Fashion Hits and Misses? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Sure, Fifty Shades of Grey dominated at the box office this weekend, but Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson weren’t the only ones inflicting a little pain in the bedroom. Jessica Simpson’s sexy selfie streak continued yesterday with some Fifty Shades-inspired pics that suggest Jess and husband Eric Johnson like to get a little freaky after they put the kids to bed. Unfortunately, according to one tabloid, the violence in Jess and Eric’s relationship isn’t limited to sub-dom roleplaying. Star magazine claims that during a recent night out, Jessica physically attacked her husband of less than a year after she spotted him chatting up a “pretty brunette” at the Chateau Marmont. “Eric was chatting with the cute woman Jessica had seen him looking at – and he had his phone out, too,” says one witness. “He was getting her number.” “Jessica walked straight over and snatched it out of his hand. Needless to say, the brunette left immediately.” Sources say things quickly went from “bad to worse,” as a result of both Eric’s sketchy behavior and the fact that Jess had been drinking heavily. As you can see in the pic above, Eric was sporting a gash on his nose as the couple left the Chateau. On-lookers say its a souvenir from Jessica’s physical assault, which included a barrage of punches and a smack in the face with her designer handbag. These aren’t the first Eric Johnson cheating rumors we’ve heard, but sources say the couple has already patched things up yet again. Yikes. Based on Jess’ latest Instagram pics and her apparent bloodlust, we’re guessing the make-up sex was a seriously painful affair. 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke View Photo Jessica Simpson looks so fine in this pic from The Dukes of Hazzard. No wonder that awful movie made like $80 million. 2. Jessica Simpson Post-Babies Body View Photo Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell in a black dress after having two kids. DAMN girl. 3. Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo View Photo This is a hot photo of Jessica Simpson. Side boob action, legs pointed up to the sky, textbook “f–k me” eyes … it will do the job, people. 4. Nice Rack View Photo Say what you will about Jessica Simpson’s lack of talent, brains or common sense… those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hot Young Jessica Simpson View Photo Jessica Simpson – the hotter, younger version. 6. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 7. Jessica Simpson’s Legs View Photo Those things are long, lean and sexy as all getout in this latest selfie. 8. Jessica Simpson: Thinner Than Ever! View Photo Jessica looked like a new woman at a recent charity event. The singer is a proponent of Weight Watchers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jessica Simpson, Body View Photo Jessica Simpson used to have a body that could stop traffic. Look at those cars. Are they even moving? 10. Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson flexes and shows off her guns in a new photo promoting her Weight Watchers campaign. 11. No Comment View Photo In this photo from a recent concert, Jessica Simpson strikes a pose Tony Romo is undoubtedly familiar with. 12. Jessica Simpson Looking Svelte View Photo Jessica Simpson is so svelte these days. In 2015 she is resembling the Jess of 2002! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. We Hate Eric Johnson View Photo Not really, but just a little bit. Not only does dude never have to work again, his wife looks like this. 14. Jessica Simpson Elle Cover View Photo Jessica Simpson’s latest magazine cover. Elle also has an alternate cover for the same issue that shows Jessica Simpson nude . 15. Jessica Simpson Tongue View Photo Jessica Simpson and her tongue pose with Eric Johnson. Gross. 16. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jessica Simpson Breasts Photos View Photo A photo montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You can thank us later. 18. Jessica Simpson Chest View Photo Jessica Simpson’s chest is HOLY MOLY those things are not small at all. 19. Jessica Simpson Nude View Photo Jessica Simpson nude on the cover of Elle. So sexy or so odd? 20. Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini for GQ. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson, pregnant in a bikini. No makeup … no coverage on that breast. 22. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photograph View Photo Hottest Jessica Simpson bikini photograph ever. Look at that body. 23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic View Photo Hey girl, is that a pedometer in your cleavage? Jessica Simpson posted this awesome photo on Twitter June 23, 2012. 24. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Picture View Photo Jessica Simpson’s beautiful pregnant body on display in a bikini. Nice photo girl. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jessica Simpson’s Boobs View Photo Ah, Jessica Simpson’s boobs. There they are, in a classic picture. Pretty nice pair. 26. Jessica Simpson Bikini View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini circa 2001. Man, life was good back then for Maxim. 27. Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert! View Photo Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs make their way to her car. You gotta cover those puppies up, Jess. 28. The Bra Works as a Top, Sure View Photo Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can’t get away with that, but when you’ve got the boobs, you best flaunt them. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever View Photo This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she’s got going for her. 30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo View Photo To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of … you know. This is pretty much her topless. It’s one gust of wind away. GRAND is right, baby! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH 31. Hi Girls! View Photo Jessica Simpson gives fans an eyeful to say the least in this blue dress that probably isn’t all that warm. 32. Shaking That Thing View Photo Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin’ that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Jessica Simpson, Breasts View Photo Those things are not small. We’re just saying. Wow, Jessica Simpson has some big breasts. 34. Hot Jessica Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson looking as good as she ever has in the pages of Allure. Don’t you agree? 35. Jessica Simpson, Huge Cleavage View Photo Pregnancy appears to have made Jessica Simpson’s already insane cleavage even more formidable. 36. Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Legs View Photo Jessica Simpson has to know how good she looks, right? Because DAMN! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Jessica Simpson Bikini Pic View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. The End. Did you like 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Sure, Fifty Shades of Grey dominated at the box office this weekend, but Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson weren’t the only ones inflicting a little pain in the bedroom. Jessica Simpson’s sexy selfie streak continued yesterday with some Fifty Shades-inspired pics that suggest Jess and husband Eric Johnson like to get a little freaky after they put the kids to bed. Unfortunately, according to one tabloid, the violence in Jess and Eric’s relationship isn’t limited to sub-dom roleplaying. Star magazine claims that during a recent night out, Jessica physically attacked her husband of less than a year after she spotted him chatting up a “pretty brunette” at the Chateau Marmont. “Eric was chatting with the cute woman Jessica had seen him looking at – and he had his phone out, too,” says one witness. “He was getting her number.” “Jessica walked straight over and snatched it out of his hand. Needless to say, the brunette left immediately.” Sources say things quickly went from “bad to worse,” as a result of both Eric’s sketchy behavior and the fact that Jess had been drinking heavily. As you can see in the pic above, Eric was sporting a gash on his nose as the couple left the Chateau. On-lookers say its a souvenir from Jessica’s physical assault, which included a barrage of punches and a smack in the face with her designer handbag. These aren’t the first Eric Johnson cheating rumors we’ve heard, but sources say the couple has already patched things up yet again. Yikes. Based on Jess’ latest Instagram pics and her apparent bloodlust, we’re guessing the make-up sex was a seriously painful affair. 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke View Photo Jessica Simpson looks so fine in this pic from The Dukes of Hazzard. No wonder that awful movie made like $80 million. 2. Jessica Simpson Post-Babies Body View Photo Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell in a black dress after having two kids. DAMN girl. 3. Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo View Photo This is a hot photo of Jessica Simpson. Side boob action, legs pointed up to the sky, textbook “f–k me” eyes … it will do the job, people. 4. Nice Rack View Photo Say what you will about Jessica Simpson’s lack of talent, brains or common sense… those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hot Young Jessica Simpson View Photo Jessica Simpson – the hotter, younger version. 6. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 7. Jessica Simpson’s Legs View Photo Those things are long, lean and sexy as all getout in this latest selfie. 8. Jessica Simpson: Thinner Than Ever! View Photo Jessica looked like a new woman at a recent charity event. The singer is a proponent of Weight Watchers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jessica Simpson, Body View Photo Jessica Simpson used to have a body that could stop traffic. Look at those cars. Are they even moving? 10. Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson flexes and shows off her guns in a new photo promoting her Weight Watchers campaign. 11. No Comment View Photo In this photo from a recent concert, Jessica Simpson strikes a pose Tony Romo is undoubtedly familiar with. 12. Jessica Simpson Looking Svelte View Photo Jessica Simpson is so svelte these days. In 2015 she is resembling the Jess of 2002! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. We Hate Eric Johnson View Photo Not really, but just a little bit. Not only does dude never have to work again, his wife looks like this. 14. Jessica Simpson Elle Cover View Photo Jessica Simpson’s latest magazine cover. Elle also has an alternate cover for the same issue that shows Jessica Simpson nude . 15. Jessica Simpson Tongue View Photo Jessica Simpson and her tongue pose with Eric Johnson. Gross. 16. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jessica Simpson Breasts Photos View Photo A photo montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You can thank us later. 18. Jessica Simpson Chest View Photo Jessica Simpson’s chest is HOLY MOLY those things are not small at all. 19. Jessica Simpson Nude View Photo Jessica Simpson nude on the cover of Elle. So sexy or so odd? 20. Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini for GQ. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson, pregnant in a bikini. No makeup … no coverage on that breast. 22. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photograph View Photo Hottest Jessica Simpson bikini photograph ever. Look at that body. 23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic View Photo Hey girl, is that a pedometer in your cleavage? Jessica Simpson posted this awesome photo on Twitter June 23, 2012. 24. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Picture View Photo Jessica Simpson’s beautiful pregnant body on display in a bikini. Nice photo girl. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jessica Simpson’s Boobs View Photo Ah, Jessica Simpson’s boobs. There they are, in a classic picture. Pretty nice pair. 26. Jessica Simpson Bikini View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini circa 2001. Man, life was good back then for Maxim. 27. Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert! View Photo Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs make their way to her car. You gotta cover those puppies up, Jess. 28. The Bra Works as a Top, Sure View Photo Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can’t get away with that, but when you’ve got the boobs, you best flaunt them. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever View Photo This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she’s got going for her. 30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo View Photo To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of … you know. This is pretty much her topless. It’s one gust of wind away. GRAND is right, baby! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH 31. Hi Girls! View Photo Jessica Simpson gives fans an eyeful to say the least in this blue dress that probably isn’t all that warm. 32. Shaking That Thing View Photo Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin’ that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Jessica Simpson, Breasts View Photo Those things are not small. We’re just saying. Wow, Jessica Simpson has some big breasts. 34. Hot Jessica Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson looking as good as she ever has in the pages of Allure. Don’t you agree? 35. Jessica Simpson, Huge Cleavage View Photo Pregnancy appears to have made Jessica Simpson’s already insane cleavage even more formidable. 36. Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Legs View Photo Jessica Simpson has to know how good she looks, right? Because DAMN! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Jessica Simpson Bikini Pic View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. The End. Did you like 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Okay….so here is Allison Stokke. She is a 25 year old American Pole Vaulter, straight from the mean streets of Newport Beach California…and she’s doing a video for GoPro, that reminds us that track and field, despite being one of the most boring activities to watch, was a whole lot of fun in elementary school…but more importantly, that every once in a while a decent varsity babe excels at one of the track and field sports, whether it is hurdling, or this…and gives people some reason to watch the shit…because athletic women are hot, and this type of athleticism is the Original, Greek Olympics style atleticism, so I guess they matter, even if no one actually gives a fuck, since it isn’t two chicks cage figthing… Either way…now I know who Allison Stokke is…and that Pole Vaulting exists…and that fit girls are amazing…all thanks to GoPro…the little camera that turned a 20 year old into a billionaire… Their stock price has already gone up 1 dollar today. Good job Allison Stokke’s tight, flat, toned, stomach. The post Pole Vaulting with Allison Stokke of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Alena. I don’t know where she is from, or what her deal is. I just know that I’ve never felt a love like this before. Her tits are huge, her body is long and lean, her ass amazing…and I feel like she crawled out of my fantasy of what a girl is supposed to look like naked, put her in a studio with stupid lights and let some dude named Igor Oussenko takes pics of her, because my sexual fantasies always end with a girl running off with another dude to get naked. Via TREATS The post Alena for Treats of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So this 50 Shades of Grey shit is pretty fucking serious. 100 million copies of the book sold. 250 million views of the trailer and apparently…it’s not even that bad of a movie, at least according to some woman I know who is obsessed with the shit and got tickets to see the movie before other people…who would probably have loved it if it was a puppet show being put on in a park by homeless people just to remember that this book is responsible for her first orgasm and she’s in her 50s… That said, Dakota Johnson plays the innocent girl, something that is probably a stretch for her because I know rich girls and historically, when their moms were slutty rich kids turned actors, they kind of fall into the same train of thought…unless of course she hates her mom and wants nothing to do with that whore life…and only limits her getting naked to movies she stars in to launch her career… Not that it matters, what matters is how old her face looks…it’s like it has seem some shit..a little too wrinkly for a 20 something…maybe she’s on her mom’s cocaine diet…or maybe she just needs to hydrate..or a nap…lookin’ a bit like she’s been left in the sex dungeon for a week full of starvation, sex slavary and orgasms.either way, here’s some of her cleavage. To See The Rest of the Day Click Here The post Dakota Johnson at the 50 Shades of Grey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Well, it’s finally here. Red Room of Pain Week is upon us, as Fifty Shades of Grey is soon to hit theaters with a bang. (Make that several bangs.) Despite rumors that Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson hate each other , the kinky onscreen couple has been making the media rounds to help psych fans up for what could be the one of the biggest R-rated blockbuster hits of all time. So consider yourself warned – the gallery above gets increasingly NSFW as it progresses. You won’t see Dornan fully nude here, but then again, you won’t see that in the movie, either. You’ve gotta give credit to the film’s marketing team credit for enticing crowds with reminders of the movie’s more porn-y elements (See: above), while at the same portraying Fifty Shades as a harmless good time at the movies for fans of the book who may feel intimidated by the prospect of watching a skin flick in public. (See: Dakota Johnson’s “anything can be sexy” sketch from last night’s Fallon.) So check out the slideshow above, for a bit of the Fifty Shades’ teams inspired viral marketing. It should be enough to hold you over until the real sexy-time starts this weekend. So make sure you’ve got your advanced tickets, and whatever you do…don’t forget your safe word. 21 Hottest Jamie Dornan Photos 1. Jamie Dornan Shirtless Photo View Photo Jamie Dornan modeling shirtless. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. What do you think? 2. Jamie Dornan in Hogan View Photo Jamie Dornan in Hogan menswear. The man who will play Christian Grey is a real stud. 3. Jamie Dornan Modeling Hogan View Photo Jamie Dornan models Hogan menswear. The man who will play Christian Grey is a real hottie. 4. Jamie Dornan For Hogan View Photo Jamie Dornan models for Hogan. He’s kinda the man. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson View Photo Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in a new photo promoting Fifty Shades of Grey. Can you see them as Christian and Ana in the movie? 6. Jamie Dornan, Dakota Johnson Photo View Photo Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson in a new photo promoting Fifty Shades of Grey. Can you see them as Christian and Ana? 7. Jamie Dornan: Christian Grey View Photo Fifty Shades of Grey star Jamie Dornan as his character Christian Grey in EW. What hotness. 8. Jamie Dornan in GQ View Photo Jamie Dornan in GQ, putting the moves on Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jamie Dornan Photograph View Photo Jamie Dornan modeling as part of a campaign for Calvin Klein. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. 10. Jamie Dornan: Model View Photo Jamie Dornan modeling and showing some chest action. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. Satisfied? 11. Jamie Dornan: Hot! View Photo Jamie Dornan modeling. And looking hot. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. 12. Jamie Dornan Image View Photo Jamie Dornan modeling. This is the actor who got the part of Christian Grey. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Jamie Dornan CK View Photo Jamie Dornan shirtless and modeling for CK. This is your Christian Grey, fans, movie fans. 14. Jamie Dornan Modeling View Photo Jamie Dornan shirtless and modeling for Calvin Klein. This is your Christian Grey, fans. 15. Jamie Dornan Shirtless Pic View Photo Jamie Dornan shirtless and modeling. This is your Christian Grey, fans. 16. Jamie Dornan Shirtless View Photo Jamie Dornan is shirtless here for Calvin Klein. His name has been associated with the role of Christian Grey. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jamie Dornan Calvin Klein Ad View Photo Looking good, Jamie Dornan! This is a photo of the actor posing for Calvin Klein. 18. Jamie Dornan and Eva Mendes View Photo Jamie Dornan and Eva Mendes in an ad for Calvin Klein. Christian Grey, everyone! 19. Jamie Dornan, Wife View Photo Jamie Dornan and his wife Amelia Warner have welcomed their first child. Congrats! 20. Jamie Dornan Hot Pic View Photo Jamie Dornan naked … or as close as you’re gonna probably get in a hot pic from a magazine. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Did you like 21 Hottest Jamie Dornan Photos? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
These days, Kendall Jenner is a high-fashion model who’s skyrocketing right to the A-list. Some have even gone so far as to say that Kendall is “changing the face of fashion.” But it wasn’t always that way, of course. There was a time when Kendall was just a teenager with an Instagram account and a dream. Most parents would be horrified to learn that their daughter’s dream includes posting photos of themselves in various states of undress, but Bruce and Kris were surprisingly cool with it, and that’s why a treasure trove of overly erotic Kendall Jenner photos is now stored on millions of hard drives across the globe: 37 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner 1. Instagram Kendall Jenner Pic View Photo Kendall Jenner posts photos on Instagram like it’s her job. Which we suppose it sort of is! 2. Kendall Jenner Instagram Pic View Photo Kendall Jenner has taken more intimate selfies on Instagram. What do you think of these photos? 3. Kendall Jenner on Top View Photo Kendall Jenner says she is on top of the world in this Instagram photo. We don’t doubt it. 4. Kendall Jenner No Pants View Photo Kendall Jenner loves Drake. She can do without pants though, apparently. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kendall Jenner Topless Selfie View Photo Kendall Jenner posted this selfie to Instagram. As is often the case, she’s half-naked. 6. Kendall Jenner on Bed With No Pants View Photo Kendall Jenner on a bed with no pants. That about sums it up right there. 7. Kendall Jenner Smiling Pic View Photo Kendall Jenner posted this pic to Instagram. It was taken by amateur photographer and professional weirdo Moises Arias. 8. Hot Kendall Jenner Instagram View Photo Hot Kendall Jenner on Instagram. This is the best photo of her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kendall Jenner on Instagram View Photo This is a picture of Kendall Jenner, not of Kim Kardashian. We’re serious! 10. Kylie and Kendall at MuchMusic Awards View Photo Kendall and Kylie Jenner on the red carpet at the 2014 MuchMusic Awards. 11. Kylie Likes to Watch View Photo Kylie likes to watch her sister Kendall Jenner in her modeling element. 12. Kendall Jenner for Flavor View Photo Kendall Jenner poses here for Flavor Magazine. No, really! It’s an actual publication! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Kendall Jenner, Asleep View Photo Kendall Jenner is fast asleep in this photo. She’s also, as always, showing a bit of skin. 14. Kendall and Kylie Sexy Photo View Photo Kendall and Kylie Jenner pose for one seriously sexy Instagram photo. 15. Kendall Without a Bra View Photo No bra? No problem for Kendall Jenner! She strikes a pose here at the 2014 Billboard Music Awards. 16. K to the J View Photo Kendall Jenner is hot and she knows it. She is gunning for Kim’s throne. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Kendall Jenner: Legs For Days View Photo In this Instagram photo, Kendall Jenner shows off legs for days. Weeks, even. 18. Kendall and Kylie Jenner, Shirtless Men View Photo Kendall and Kylie pose with shirtless dudes. Some think the photo is inappropriate for the young teens. 19. Kendall Jenner in W View Photo Kendall Jenner is unafraid to flaunt what her mama gave her. She poses here for the March 2014 issue of W. 20. Kendall Jenner Harper’s Bazaar Arabia Pose View Photo Kendall Jenner lies back and strikes a pose here for Harper’s Bazaar Arabia, which is apparently a real publication and everything. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Kendall Jenner: Naked and Smoking View Photo Kendall Jenner is smoking in this picture. In more ways than one! She was 18 years old at the time it was taken. 22. Kendall Jenner Topless Photo View Photo Kendall Jenner is topless for this Interview Magazine photo. At least she’s covering up, though. 23. Kendall Jenner Nude Photo View Photo Yup, Kendall Jenner is naked in this photograph. It was released on Instagram and snapped by Russell James. 24. Kendall Jenner in Thailand View Photo Kendall Jenner strolls along the beach in Thailand in this Instagram photo. Looks like a lovely spot. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Kendall Jenner Underwear Photo View Photo Kendall Jenner models her Calvin Klein underwear, and she does so spectacularly. 26. Kendall Jenner Boobs Pic View Photo Yup, these are Kendall Jenner’s boobs. She shows them off plainly while walking the runway at New York Fashion Week. 27. Kendall Jenner in a Bra View Photo Kendall Jenner is now 18 years old. And she is taking full advantage of that fact. 28. Kendall Jenner Lingerie Photo View Photo Kendall posted this lingerie photo to Instagram. This girl loves the spotlight. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Kendall Jenner Butt Selfie View Photo Kendall Jenner pops her butt out in this photo. She wants to emulate her step-sister, Kim. 30. Kendall Jenner Topless Picture View Photo Kendall Jenner topless and as a mermaid. How magical, right? 31. Kendall Jenner Bikini Image View Photo Whoa there, Kendall Jenner! The 17-year old raised some eyebrows by releasing this especially alluring photo on Instagram. 32. Kendall Jenner Instagram Photograph View Photo Kendall Jenner has posted this photo to Instagram. It shows off her cleavage. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Kendall Jenner Bikini Pic on Instagram View Photo Kendall Jenner posts a shot of herself in a bikini on Instagram HOT (if you’re under 18). 34. Kendall Jenner Without Underwear View Photo Who needs underwear?!? Not Kendall Jenner at the 2014 MuchMusic Video Awards! 35. Kendall Topless View Photo Kendall Jenner poses topless for interview magazine. She is something. 36. Kendall Jenner Topless Pic View Photo Kendall Jenner topless in LOVE Magazine. We can see teenage boys everywhere being in LOVE with this photo. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Kendall Jenner Bikini Body View Photo Kendall Jenner does have an amazing bikini body. But she’s 19 years old. We’re afraid to stare too long at it. The End. Did you like 37 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kendall Jenner? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE: Relax, relax – she’s 18 in all of these pics. We’re not trying to nab you in some high-tech To Catch a Predator scheme. Of course, if it was your daughter, seeing any one of these pics online might cause you to move the entire family to Fiji until she’s 35, but Mrs. and Mrs. Jenner are just more laid back (Read: Money-hungry) than you are. So now that she’s 19, living on her own and enjoying some early career success, the photos above can be enjoyed on many levels. You can enjoy looking at the early work of a budding model and fashionista, or you can simply be grateful that Kendall escaped that period of her life without ending up on Teen Mom. It’s totally up to you! 7 Selfies of Kendall Jenner Acting Like a Model 1. Kendall Jenner Bugs Out View Photo Kendall Jenner says we “bug” her in this outfit. Well, she bugs us, too! 2. Kendall Jenner Snaps Selfie View Photo Kendall Jenner tries on an outfit here straight off the New York Fashion Week rack. It looks good on her. 3. Kendall Jenner with Pink Hair View Photo Whoa there! This is a very different look for Kendall Jenner. She can actually pull off pink hair. 4. Kendall Jenner Models for Vogue View Photo Kendall Jenner snaps a selfie in a New York City hotel room here. She is modeling a New York Fashion design. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kendall Jenner: A Fashionable Selfie View Photo Kendall Jenner snapped this selfie inside a hotel room. The dress she is wearing comes straight from New York Fashion Week. 6. Kendall Jenner Fashion Week Outfit View Photo Kendall Jenner tries on an outfit here from New York Fashion week. Hey, at least her boobs are covered! The End. Did you like 7 Selfies of Kendall Jenner Acting Like a Model? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
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