I know that not all you guys are big fans, but see, now this is why I call Courtney Stodden one of the all-time greats when it comes to hot wannabe celebrities. Because while all the real actresses out there are going to real film festivals, here’s Courtney busting out her big guns for something called the Feline Film Festival. Yes, apparently that’s a real thing. Anyway, so I’m figuring if Courtney will show up to something like this, I’d better get the first annual Tuna Film Festival up and running fast. I haven’t decided on the lineup yet, but my mom’s basement has great acoustics. » view all 18 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I think this might be the first time I’m doing on a full post on Jessica Chastain . Don’t get me wrong, I know she’s a good actress but I don’t think I’ve ever realized she was this talented before. Anyway, after seeing her dropping some serious A-list cleavage at the screening of some new movie called Salome , I think this cute ginger has definitely got what it takes to become a huge star. You know, once she starts picking projects that highlight her true talents. And I’d be happy to volunteer as a consultant. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com
More celebrity nude leaks hit the Internet this weekend and some of the notables include Amber Heard, Meagan Good, Rihanna, Kaley Cuoco, Avril Lavigne, and Kim Kardashian . Most seem legit except Kim is taking her photo with a Blackberry and not an iPhone! I guess she felt left out of the mix and squeezed herself in. Anyway, you can check out websites like Reddit and the Fappening to see all the celebrity nudes
Here are more pictures of Sarah Hyland shooting the Halloween episode for Modern Family and as you can see they made her a sexy fire chief. And speaking of fires, I have one started in my pants that needs extinguishing and the only way to put it out is for Sarah to smother it with her cleavage. Quick, I’m burning up over here. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Here’s my favorite hottie-in-training Sarah Hyland on the set of Modern Family showing off something she must’ve picked up from Sofia Vergara over the years: that combining cleavage and a lollipop is a surefire way to get featured on HollywoodTuna. Works every time. Anyway, I’m just glad to see that the show’s writers are finally starting to write good parts for Sarah. And hopefully next episode, we’ll get to see her eating a banana in a bikini. I’d better set my DVR just in case. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I have heard ridiculous stories about Hayden Panettiere that people I know in Hollywood have told me that they think are probable, possible, or legit…but are too insane to be true. Things like her mother, this plastic surgery ridden monster, forcing her to have sex with family friends…when she was a kid. I mean it’s such a crazy storyline that it can’t be true, but at the same time Hollywood producers are rich as fuck and think they are above the law, and in doing that, do a lot of fucked up, drugged up shit… I do know that she’s currently knocked up with a guy who is pretty much 2 times her 4 foot tall frame, and that with that probably comes a massive penis that she clearly lets cum inside her, a skill you could assume she got when she was just a little girl servicing her mom’s friends… Pretty sick though….but not as sick as this pic, that is supposed to be her, shaving her legs…I mean girls who shave their are not gross legs…girls who shave their bush are…because a nice natural bush is a great thing…and a stubbly pussy isn’t…but sick because you know this, if legit was stolen from her, invading her privacy, before the asshole wrote all these website names all over it…hopefully leading the FBI to him to arrest him…because what he did here is a crime…post the spread eagle bath pics or nothing fool. Either way, I call fake….
Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ daughter. She was on his TV show, where she played the not that hot Gene Simmons’ daughter. It was reality TV and the reality was that she was a little on the chubby side and disappointing considering her mom was a babe in her youth… Well I guess since the show, she’s been trying to figure out ways to get noticed, and in the last few months that has involved modelling and doing photoshoots, willing to get naked for “fashion photographers” despite not necessarily having anything to go off except maybe her name and a dad with a very loyal audience thanks to wanting anything KISS including but not limited to the daugther’s vagina…and I guess work ethic, a willingness to get in front of the camera, even topless and holding her tits for some fetish looking pics and I guess there’s nothing wrong with that…but then again, I don’t mind chubby or curvy models as much as I used to, I am open minded to all things involving half nakedness…all sizes and shapes…I am an equal opportunity pervert.
Julianne Hough is some Dancing with the Stars stripper who never was – thanks to some scam that she pulled that allowed her song and dance family to go mainstream with their professional dance training instead of going into the underbelly of society and to the pole – where so many professional dancers I’ve purchased lap dances from have ended up…all theatrical in their routine, because they have a passion for their craft, but empytiness and sadness in their dead eyes, because they’ve pretty much given up… I don’t know what her backstory is, obviously she’s connected to something at some level, because there’s no logic as to why a stripper who should have been a stripper ended up on TV, and then in Movies….other than connections…or I guess sucking dick. So maybe these cleavage pics are just her paying tribute to her sexuality that made this dream come true… Who cares. Why am I wasting my time with this nonsense that should be a poo stain on my khakis in the lap dance booth. I’ll never know. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CICK HERE
As I’ve said before, I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars because I’m not a 60 year-old woman who has given up on life, but if there was a reason, it would be for Sharna Burgess ‘ sweet booty. Here she is heading to the set in a pair of leggings. I’m fan! » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com
OMG! Kelly Brook has knocked it out of the park in this cleavage revealing dress. I know I’ve been making fun of her for gaining a little bit of weight while dating a super jacked fitness dude, but I think Kelly should gain another 20lbs because besides all that fat going to her booty, it’s creating two big monsters under her chin. I’m lovin’ it. » view all 17 photos Photos: WENN.com
