I have no clue who this Tashie Jackson chick is, but after doing some research, it turns out she was on one of those Big Brother shows, has a sex tape and also knows how to dress really well. And that’s pretty much it. Hopefully, with her exposure on Hollywood Tuna, Tashie and I will start a Twitter romance which will eventually lead to a second sex tape. Fingers crossed!
If you would have told me 8 years ago that Jessica Simpson would own a huge fashion empire, I would have laughed right in your face, but here she is promoting her new line of clothes, shoes, handbags and other crap while sticking her tongue out as if she’s telling me I told you so. I can admit when I am wrong. It’s not very often, but now that I have, it’s time for Jessica to start busting out the cleavage again because her male fans need a little attention too. Sure we don’t spend money on her crap, but we can convince our girlfriends and wives to buy it.
Nobody told me that Christmas was coming before Thanksgiving this year, but I guess it must be, because a bunch of celebrities in LA were out for the annual Christmas Tree Lighting Spectacular the other night. And speaking of spectacular, Jewel showed up with the best present of all: her massive jewels. I wonder if I ask real nicely if Santa would bring me them this year. Hey, I figure it’s worth a shot, right? Someone owes me for all those years when I just got coal. » view all 30 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here’s Salma Hayek at the 2013 BAFTA Awards and as you can see she brought her two big friends along with her and it appears that they want to join the festivities too because they are trying to escape that tight dress. I say let those babies have a good time on their own. Seriously, give them some room to breathe, make friends and eventually end up in the hands of a semi-successful celebrity blogger.
It is Halloween and people are going fucking nuts. I was just in LA and the hottest girls are always the fame whore wannabe celebrity LA chicks who aren’t at the exclusive parties, but are working fucking hard to one day be, just walking Sunset half naked, in various creative costumes, trying to get noticed and outdo each other, because that’s what competitive quest for fame is all about…. The actual celebrities, are just typical, disconnected and obvious in their played out costumes, that you’ll still like, because you appreciate disconnected celebrity bullshit, especially when in costume….even though you should be focused on the everyday girls fighting to get noticed, they have more to prove! My biggest fail was not going to the Playboy party when I could have…I just assumed Playboy was dead…which I guess makes sense since it is Halloween and the dead celebrate… Here are some of the celebrity costumes that people are talking about, even though they bore me, that have happened so far, even though it’s not even Halloween yet… Zombie Hugh Hefner and his “Wife” Gold Digger Hooker Dressed Like Hooker Miley and Zombie Robin Thicke Joan Rivers Dressed Like Fat Miley…. Elisabetta Canalis was Wonder Woman which is appropriate because we be wondering why she’s famous…. Paris Hilton did Miley Cyrus and Barbie…both the herpes ridden bootleg Kim Kardashian version… Julianne Hough Black Face Which is Hilarious…and Amazing…Especially Since She’s Trying to Pretend it Didn’t Happen…like it was the Sex with Ryan Seacrest she “Had” when they were “dating”…. Some dude named Jamie Vandekamp Dressed like Trayvon Martin, Not Famous, But Hilarious, so I threw it in… Kelly Brook as Mary Antoinette’s Cleavage Covered in Blood…for Any Excuse to Post Her Cleavage… Tara Reid as Who The Fuck Knows or Cares..especially not her, she’s just Booze Soaked and 40 Year too Broken Down to know what is happening… Jessica Lowndes….with Mom Cleavage…
It is Halloween and people are going fucking nuts. I was just in LA and the hottest girls are always the fame whore wannabe celebrity LA chicks who aren’t at the exclusive parties, but are working fucking hard to one day be, just walking Sunset half naked, in various creative costumes, trying to get noticed and outdo each other, because that’s what competitive quest for fame is all about…. The actual celebrities, are just typical, disconnected and obvious in their played out costumes, that you’ll still like, because you appreciate disconnected celebrity bullshit, especially when in costume….even though you should be focused on the everyday girls fighting to get noticed, they have more to prove! My biggest fail was not going to the Playboy party when I could have…I just assumed Playboy was dead…which I guess makes sense since it is Halloween and the dead celebrate… Here are some of the celebrity costumes that people are talking about, even though they bore me, that have happened so far, even though it’s not even Halloween yet… Zombie Hugh Hefner and his “Wife” Gold Digger Hooker Dressed Like Hooker Miley and Zombie Robin Thicke Joan Rivers Dressed Like Fat Miley…. Elisabetta Canalis was Wonder Woman which is appropriate because we be wondering why she’s famous…. Paris Hilton did Miley Cyrus and Barbie…both the herpes ridden bootleg Kim Kardashian version… Julianne Hough Black Face Which is Hilarious…and Amazing…Especially Since She’s Trying to Pretend it Didn’t Happen…like it was the Sex with Ryan Seacrest she “Had” when they were “dating”…. Some dude named Jamie Vandekamp Dressed like Trayvon Martin, Not Famous, But Hilarious, so I threw it in… Kelly Brook as Mary Antoinette’s Cleavage Covered in Blood…for Any Excuse to Post Her Cleavage… Tara Reid as Who The Fuck Knows or Cares..especially not her, she’s just Booze Soaked and 40 Year too Broken Down to know what is happening… Jessica Lowndes….with Mom Cleavage…
I’m guessing that Sophie Anderton is supposed to be selling lingerie or something here, either that or she hawked her clothes , but since I like to assume the best for people, I prefer to believe that the British model just walks around like this normally. Whatever the reason, it’s clearly a good look, and one that more celebrities should try. Europeans are always starting new fashion trends, why can’t one I actually approve of take off for once? Photos: Fameflynet
If anyone needed more proof that the British are kicking our asses when it comes to reality TV, just check out Luisa Zissman here at the Pride of Britain Awards. Apparently she was a runner-up on the UK version of The Apprentice . So not only is Luisa a busty hottie who knows how to properly dress (not to mention pose) on the red carpet, she’s also a successful businesswoman? No wonder the British are so proud. » view all 27 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , WENN.com
I don’t do many posts on Alexa Vega , but after seeing these pictures of her busting out some awesome cleavage at the Machete Kills premiere, I hope from now on Alexa’s boobs get the A-list attention they deserve. I can’t believe i didn’t notice them sooner. I blame you guys for not emailing me and keeping me up to date. I can’t do my job on my own!
I don’t know if Jewel is on some new TV show or what she was doing at NBC’s 2013 Fall launch party, I know I could probably find out, but that would take valuable time away from me staring at her funbags. Either way though, judging from that cleavage of hers, Jewel’s primed to make a serious comeback. No need for focus groups or ratings or any of that crap, I’ve got a much more scientific method for predicting hottie success, and judging from the instrumentation in my sweatpants, her career isn’t the only thing looking up. Photos: WENN.com
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