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Jessica Alba’s Hot Leather Cleavage

Talk about a hotness comeback! Here’s Jessica Alba making a triumphant return, we hardly see this chick anymore, in a pretty damn sexy leather dress. This is what I like to see, nobody cares that you’re a good mom and take your kids to the park wearing your frumpy sweatpants, we want to see more leather cleavage. The woman is just hot, it’s that simple, so throw on a leather dress and some heels and we’re in business. I would love to rub some leather polish all over that thing… With my testicles.

Kim Kardashian Gives Us A Cleavage Peek

I know that Kim Kardashian is primarily known for her absolutely massive booty and falling ass backwards into stardom, but her breasts are pretty good too you know. Here they are all squished together like Japanese people in the subway at rush hour while she does a little shopping in Paris. See now this I like, the dress says I’m a classy lady, but the cleavage says for eighteen dollars I’ll rub my booty on your lap. One song only.

Jade Ewen Knows How To Impress

Clearly I don’t know who the hell this Jade Ewen bird is, she’s at the Scottish Fashion Awards so I can’t be the only one who’s never heard of her, but she’s got my attention with some very impressive cleavage. I think this might be the first time I’ve gone through all twelve pictures in a post, I never do that, and each one gets better and better. Seriously, her cleavage gets more impressive with every shot. I wish I could make a flip book out of them. It would definitely have a happy ending.

Ashley Tisdale’s Hot Pink Cleavage

It’s not often that Ashley Tisdale gets invited to an event, or anything for that matter, but she did this time and she didn’t waste the opportunity. Here she is showing off some secret cleavage in her hot pink dress. Didn’t Britney Spears wear this exact same dress to one of her X Factor promos? Well this is just embarrassing. Luckily I don’t give a crap about anything like that, I’m just in it for the cleavage and this dress has a nicely place mesh section that works out perfectly for a guy like me. Enjoy.

JWoWW Busts Out At Maxim’s Hot 100

We’re going to close up the week with some JWoww boobs at Maxim’s Hot 100 event. I don’t know why I love her so much but big breasted girls with semi-busted up faces seems attainable to me. Enjoy.

Christina Hendricks’ Huge Cleavage Comes Out

These aren’t the most amazing pictures you’ll ever see of Christina Hendricks’ massive breasts, but I just like to imagine how great they look bouncing down the streets of New York in that silky top. I could watch it all day long.

Some Carmen Electra Birthday Boobage

Carmen Electra has got to be pretty damn old by now, she’s been in this business for decades, but I’ve got to say she’s still looking really good for her age. Whatever that age may be. Here she is at her birthday party over the weekend giving us the sexy eyes and a quality leg show all that good stuff, but where’s the cleavage? I always thought that cougars were supposed to really trash it up on their birthday, you know, wear a short skirts, let the cleavage spill out and drunkenly hit on every dude that walks by. What a waste.

LeAnn Rimes Bikini Booty Pic

It would seem that all LeAnn Rimes does these days is hang out on the beach in her bikini drinking cocktails and having a good time. Not that I care, I’m all for pictures of a chick with an amazing body getting half naked. Especially if she’s going to keep her face out of the shot… Her head isn’t exactly her greatest feature, but that booty is pretty damn spectacular. Well done.

Mariah Carey Wants To Show You Something

I want to say something nice about these pictures of Mariah Carey , she’s been through a lot lately with the fluctuating weight gains and squeezing twins out of her vagina, but she’s not really making it easy for me by wearing an outfit like this. I mean she looks pretty good and I know she’s filming a christmas special and needs to wear a ski suit but…. The amount of crotch cleavage she’s showing is insane. It looks like a moose’s knuckle. Gross.

Phoebe Price’s Titties Eat Lunch Cuz She’s Got Nothing Else Going On of the Day

In today’s totally irrelevant…god knows who the fuck she is….but I’m friends with her on Facebook and she pays the paparazzi to take pics of her that the media produces cuz after her dad died of cancer she got an inheritance that allowed her to go to LA and live the good life unemployed…pretending to be relevant….. A useless celebrity that isn’t a celebrity cuz 99 percent of people have never heard of her or her quest to fame that didn’t involve a sex tape like the other no name idiots who are famous for nothing and make 40,000,000 a year doing nothing…. Phoebe just scrambles…for the cheap media attention showing up places other celebs are….and makes a full time job out of it….. The best she fucking does is posts cleavage on facebook….excepet the other day when SHE FLASHED HER INVISIBLE NIPPLE IN A BIKINI ….20 years too late old lady… Here’s her cleavage you don’t care about and can’t jerk off to that I’m jost posting cuz I am in her trap and into seeing her dark pink and orange topped labia.

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Phoebe Price’s Titties Eat Lunch Cuz She’s Got Nothing Else Going On of the Day