Do you want the good news or the bad news first? Well, the bad news is that today’s wide release, Thor: The Dark World , has zero nudity in it. Zilch, zippo. The good news is that Jaimie Alexander , who plays the goddess Sif, made up for the lack of skin onscreen by showing off her carpet at the red carpet premiere in L.A. Her sheer paneled dress left no room for unsightly items like bra and panties, and one intrepid photog knew just the right spot to capture that perfect angle. Behold, Jaimie’s goddess-like gluteus and un- S.H.I.E.L.D.-ed hairpie after the jump!
It’s an explosively nude week on Blu-ray/DVD with some of the most an-tit-cipated titles finally hitting the shelves. First there’s Amanda Seyfried as legendary knob gobbler Linda Lovelace in Lovelace (2013). The sword-swallowing scenes in this biopic may be fake, but Amanda’s nubile nips and sweet seat meat are as real as it gets! Rachel McAdams , Noomi Rapace , and Karoline Herfurth share lesbian lip locks in Brian DePalma ’s psycho-sexual thriller Passion (2012), and Christa Theret proves quite a skinspiration as a nude muse in Renoir (2013). The second- and final- season of Magic City will leave you spell-boned with fantastic nude scenes from Jessica Marais, Catalina Rodriguez , and Elena Satine , while the sixth season of Mad Men has sexy scenes only from Linda Cardellini and Jessica Pare . See pics after the jump!
It’s an explosively nude week on Blu-ray/DVD with some of the most an-tit-cipated titles finally hitting the shelves. First there’s Amanda Seyfried as legendary knob gobbler Linda Lovelace in Lovelace (2013). The sword-swallowing scenes in this biopic may be fake, but Amanda’s nubile nips and sweet seat meat are as real as it gets! Rachel McAdams , Noomi Rapace , and Karoline Herfurth share lesbian lip locks in Brian DePalma ’s psycho-sexual thriller Passion (2012), and Christa Theret proves quite a skinspiration as a nude muse in Renoir (2013). The second- and final- season of Magic City will leave you spell-boned with fantastic nude scenes from Jessica Marais, Catalina Rodriguez , and Elena Satine , while the sixth season of Mad Men has sexy scenes only from Linda Cardellini and Jessica Pare . See pics after the jump!
The third season of American Horror Story is burning up the boob tube, so the time has come to find out which of its stars have gotten naked! Luckily, we have all the answers to your burning questions about Lizzie Brochere , Alex Breckenridge , and Jessica Lange right here at Mr. Skin! The Top 10 Naked American Horror Story Stars will cast a SWELL on you!
January Jones makes her nude debut in Sweetwater , Anna Friel leads the Brit boobs in The Look of Love , and Kristen Bell bares butt in The Lifeguard .
Brown University just finished its second annual nudity week, and news rooms across the country were all atwitter with stories of exhibitionist co-eds. It’s over now, but let’s imagine what happened on campus with the best visual aid possible, naked actresses! When you see stars like Mary Louise Weller and Amy Smart all stripped down to play college students, you’ll magna cum laude!
While I was sleeping, Miley Cyrus was On the Today Show …and by the loos of the pictures, the whole thing looked pretty amazing… In the event you didn’t know, she is in New York, thanks to doing SNL, a show that you’re probably as surprised as I am still exists, and the most insane thing in all of it, is that I was in a ghetto ass hotel room in New Jersey, on my last stop before death, because I feel like Jersey is where people go to die, and I happened to watch parts of her performance…even though I haven’t seen SNL since the 80s…and never laugh at any of their jokes they put out on the internet…. Well, it turns out that Miley saved me from the New Jersey suicide I was planning, she gave me new hope in the world, with her young fun energy, that is totally calculated, and put together, even if it is seemingly designed to make her look like she is falling off the fucking rails, when clearly, she’s a Disney kid and trained for this…it’s just another role for her, and everyone is fucking talking about it, it’s making everyone involved money, and she’s really cute with her massive mouth, as long as you watch her on mute…It’s impossible to hate her, and if you do, you’re just a negative piece of shit..but it’s very possible to get turned on by her and her skinny little body and non-existent white girl twerking ass…because let’s face it…she’s fucking awesome…I am a fan…even if everything she’s doing, especially that tongue shit, is annoying..I mean this is pop music..it’s meant to be horrible…and this babe does horrible so fucking well…if I was Billy Ray, I’d have an Achy Breaky incest baby running around the basement…because based on her mother I think it’s safe to say anyone could be the father… Here’s a clip of her performing – if you care…sounding like Lana Del Rey….because that’s what being fabricated pop is…but who cares she’s in short shorts..oh right everyone cares… TO SEE ALL THE CLIPS FROM SNL – THE HOMIE PUT THEM UP HERE
If you live in NY or LA, you can enjoy the stake-pounding limited release of Dracula 3D (2012) this weekend, and see Asia Argento ’s newly enhanced faux funbaggies in eye-popping 3D. Paul Rudd and Paul Giamatti are facing off in the dark comedy All Is Bright (2013), and Julie Hays is facing front and flashing her blinkers 38-minutes in. Finally, if you’ve ever thought that Sons of Anarchy star Maggie Siff and her onscreen lawyer in the series, Robin Weigert , have good sexual chemistry, you can witness the culmination of that passion in the lusty lesbian drama Concussion (2013). Concussion will make both your heads ache! More after the jump!
Ok, so it’s not technically topless- she’s wearing a see-through shirt- but that’s doing nothing to hide full-on Miley mam! Plus more photos from “Uncle” Terry Richardson feature Miley Cyrus in a unitard going herself a vedgy. That’s the good ol’ front wedgy. Skinjoy more photos after the jump!
