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Beyonce Tries to Sex it Up in her New Music Video of te Day

Here’s a music video that along with teaching the kids how to smoke at drink include Beyonce’s attempt to take on Lady Gaga. From wearing lingerie and no pants, showing off tit and ass, shaking her shit, mopping in the shit, doing the dishes in the shit, and almost getting me excited in the shit, before rmemebering this is Beyonce and I fucking hate Beyonce no matter how half naked she is….or what traditional gender roles she pretends to be doing…cuz I know the closest thing this fat ass diva has done to chores the dishes is eating off the dishes while her hired immigrants are massaging her feet….

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Dancing with the Stars: Is This the Last We’ll See of Jake Pavelka?

Dancing with the Stars aired another unsurprising elimination last night, finally ripping the last rose petal out of Bachelor star Jake Pavelka’s withering self-esteem bouquet. I admit that his pre-dance clip packages were probably the most entertaining, as they featured the following memorable quotes: “I feel stupid,” “You’re making me feel stupid,” and “Dammit!” among others. He was the closest thing the voting audience had to an idealized self-projection. His melancholy elimination video, along with our ruminations on his future, is after the jump.

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La Toya Jackson Says Brother Michael Was ‘God-like’

Grieving La Toya Jackson insists her dead brother Michael was “God-like”, adding: “He was the closest thing to a god that I knew.” La Toya, who also confirms that her brother’s youngest child Blanket is Hispanic, said: “I don’t think we’ll find a person as talented, a person who thought the way he thought.

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Madge & Whitney: 2 Divas, 1 Dress

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Madonna , Full Throttle Fashion With only two nations and the English Channel separating them, Madonna (in Milan) & Whitney Houston (in London) both wore the same Dolce & Gabbana dress last night. Hell to the no!This is probably the closest thing to a duet these two pop icons will …

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