“Rumors don#39;t bother me anymore,” Kim Kardashian , 30, told Self magazine while shooting their April cover. “I#39;ve read that I#39;ve had my lips done. I#39;ve always had big lips. Look at my baby pictures. It#39;s ridiculous … You can#39;t worry about all the gossip.” Kim Kardashian is no stranger to tabloid reports speculating she#39;s had plastic surgery. But the reality starlet doesn#39;t let the falsifications get the best of her. But it#39;s not just Kardashian#39;s lips that repor
“Rumors don#39;t bother me anymore,” Kim Kardashian , 30, told Self magazine while shooting their April cover. “I#39;ve read that I#39;ve had my lips done. I#39;ve always had big lips. Look at my baby pictures. It#39;s ridiculous … You can#39;t worry about all the gossip.” Kim Kardashian is no stranger to tabloid reports speculating she#39;s had plastic surgery. But the reality starlet doesn#39;t let the falsifications get the best of her. But it#39;s not just Kardashian#39;s lips that repor
I don’t know if there is Lady Gaga / Katy Perry beef, but I kinda know how bitches work and they generally hate each other, especailly when one blew up for a bullshit novelty act, while the other blew up cuz of a bullshit novelty song and who has since been trying to play catch-up….. I don’t know if singing each other’s songs, trying to outshine and draw attention is some popstar battling, but I like to think it is, cuz I have big plans for these two to go on tour together, only for the tour bus to be in a terrible deadly accident leaving one survivor, Katy Perry’s tits… Seriously, I don’t know why I am posting this garbage, but I guess it has to do with hoping it ends in bloodshed, and that it doesn’t start a back and forth, media crazed staged war between the two, giving both talentless cunts more publicity then they fucking deserve cuz they suck at fucking life and should be shot, or replaced with hot pussy who can sing… That said, She’s a fucking clown and she knows it…here is the proof…unless of course she just has no style which would make sense because she always looks like a bad skinned, sloppy idiot….
A while ago, I remember reaching out to Lohan to hear her take on Seyfried being the new Lohan, this was back when she would answer me, before Samantha Ronson cockblocked to protect her from the truth that Samantha Ronson is a fucking useless, unattractive, manipulative dyke with no talent and offers nothing to the fucking world but wasting space and air with her confusing gender issues, all thanks to being the second twin, always in an identity crisis…I don’t remember what she said, but I’m pretty sure it she wasn’t a fan… Clearly, Lohan’s not a real lesbian, cuz anyone who saw Stripping Chloe knows, this is one spectacular pussy ready to be ravaged, even if it’s been ravaged so many times before, cuz being the new Lohan comes with great responsibility….. Here she is at the premiere of Red Riding Hood, something I will see cuz it is the closest I will get to riding her red clit hood during her period with my face cuz she’s that fucking good…so good that even when she’s dull, boring, bad, unshowered, she’s still fucking good…. Rebecca De Mornay was there, trying to steal Seyfried glory, in what I thought was a see through shirt, but wasnt. She failed…and even if it was see through, Seyfried is unstoppable…and cuz Rebecca De Mornay’s fucking old…it’s not the 80s anymore motherfuckers…It’s the Amanda Seyfrieds..cuz she’s all that matters.
I am lazy. I don’t really feel like writing my useless commentary on this. You all have eyes. You all know how so vile it’s amazing this is. I mean this is the closest thing you can get to jerking off to necrophilia fetishes without actually jerking off to autopsy pics. Not to mention, the whole idea of a 60 year old wearing sheer bras to events and nothing else is on some kind of level of genius my words just couldn’t express. I am mesmorized, confused, aroused, scared adn disgusted all at the same time. This picture is more than just a nipple. It’s got so much more depth than that.
Now that super hottie Penelope Cruz is going to get all fat and pregnant with the spawn of that creepy guy from No Country For Old Men , I don’t know what I’m going to do. I can’t look at her the same way ever again. I guess I’ll have to settle for the closest facsimile which is her sister Monica Cruz . Here she is modeling some bridal gowns, settle down princess we just met, looking pretty damn impressive. That tanned cleavage looks like a good place to lay my head for the night. Call me.
The hoax has been around since 2003 when Mars was 56 million kilometres away — the closest it has ever been to Earth. But it wasn#39;t anywhere near as close as the moon and looked like a star. Mars will not be the same size as the moon on Friday — it#39;s a heavenly hoax. An email is making the rounds describing a once-in-a-lifetime event in the night sky on Friday. It says Mars will be 56 million kilometres away, making it seem like the Earth has two moons. But don#39;t be fooled, astronome
The Big C is apparently a TV show about a woman with terminal cancer. Sounds fun, maybe I’m just saying that cuz I hate my wife and can’t wait for the day I get that news. It got a record number of viewers when it premiered on Monday. Precious is on it, I think her role is the cancer eating fat kid who eats everything that comes her way, saving the fucking day after eating one of Laura Linney’s breasts off, cuz it was the closest thing that fatness could find to fried chicken….but then again maybe their ideas for the show aren’t quite on the same page as mine…so while I think about obese zombies from the projects who cure cancer…you can watch this clip of this bitch Laura Linney, who you may remember from the instant 1995 classic “Congo”, flashing a little nipple on the show
Liz Hurley owns a bathing suit company, but for some reason, she’s never in a fucking bathing suit. I guess she’s insecure about her body. But not insecure enough to pay attention to her dresses behavior in the wind and I guess this is the closest we’ve come to seeing her half naked in a long time, and I’m not even sure what it is I am looking at. It could be panties, it could be a bikini, all I know is that it’s not pussy and despite knowing some weird things have been in and out of that shit, like Hugh Grant, kids and whatever else along the way, maybe the panties or bathing suit are a good thing….I guess for a bitch known for her tits…this is a let down, but as far as I’m concerned looking a bitch’s dress is never disappointing, unless of course she turns out having a dick…which is a whole other story we don’t really need to waste our time with…
