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Toyota Simulator

Link: http://toyotasimulator.com/ In case you are fortunate enough to not own a Toyota, or yours is already fixed, then this is the closest you will get to having the unforgettable sticky accelerator experience. Enjoy. Read

Stacy Keibler in Leggings of the Day

I think it’s almost funny that wearing leggings are enough reason to get me to post on the site, even though every fucking girl and her mother and maybe even her grandmother are rockin’ leggings these days, like shit isn’t skin tight, ass and pussy hugging and the closest I’ll ever get to seeing them naked. I guess it is evolution of the cocktease slut, as the cocktease slut is wider spread than ever, and soon enough bitches will be walking around the city naked, pointing to their pussies asking if you want it only to say “you can’t have it” so you act like the caveman you are and take it because there’s only so much cocktease a man can take before raping. Pics via Bauer

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Stacy Keibler in Leggings of the Day

Abigail Clancy’s FHM Pictures

It’s too bad we don’t get more of Abigail Clancy here in the USA. She is pretty much the closest thing to perfection. The eyes, the boobs, that tongue! Man, I’d pay money to have her stick that down my throat.

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Phoebe Price’s Ass in Silver of the Day

I guess Phoebe Price thought her ass was good enough to Bronze the shit so that it will eternally live with us, like a mother does with her babies first shoes, but since Phoebe Price is too old and self involved to have a baby, she went for the closest fucking thing, or maybe she’s just wearing a pair of metallic leggings to give off that effect and hope the sun reflects off the shit and blinds a passer-by causing a car accident, so that if gives her the illusion that she still has whatever it is she had that led her ego taking her to Hollywood to share with the world in the first place, when really shit’s just old and sloppy….

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Phoebe Price’s Ass in Silver of the Day

Brangelina In The Buff

We’re pretty sure this is the closest we’re going to get to seeing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie getting cozy in the buff. Daniel Edwards has done it again with this racy sculpture that shows the couple embracing….and nude. The artist’s publicist says, quote, “The ‘Brangelina’ sculpture is destined to exist forever, the way Brad and Angie’s relationship will persist in peoples’ memories.

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Brangelina In The Buff

Alright, Miley, We Get It—You’re Finished With Twitter!

We love you, Miley Cyrus, but seriously, enough already.

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Alright, Miley, We Get It—You’re Finished With Twitter!

Alright Miley, We Get It–You’re Finished With Twitter!

We love you, Miley Cyrus, but seriously, enough already. We followed you on Twitter until the bitter end

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Color Me Badd Singer — Send Me to Prison

Filed under: Music , Exclusives Former Color Me Badd heartthrob, Bryan Adams, ditched the hoop earring and shoulder pads for an appearance at an Oklahoma job fair … but not to sing — dude was looking for work as a corrections officer.Bryan Adams, a recovering alcoholic, told our …

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Marge Simpson — Playboy Cover Girl

This is the closest you’ll ever get to finding out if the carpet really does match the blue drapes.TMZ has obtained the cover for Marge Simpson’s November issue of Playboy — and needless to say, she’s got a bangin’ bod for having popped her first … Permalink

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Mariah Carey Gets Lifted of the Day

When I look at this picture, I don’t wonder whether these dudes are well paid enough to put themselves in this kind of danger, knowing that if bitch falls, not only will it her, but her diva cunt ass will go fucking nuts on them, leaving little room for error, I just wonder how many straps and harnesses she used to try to trick the public that she’s still got it going on, because she may want to increase that shit as it’s not doin’ its job too well, and all I can see besides that obnoxious, pretentious mic is and aging woman’s tired face and menopausal gunt pretending to be in love and here are the pics… Pics via Bauer

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