This just in: Those Kim Kardashian nude photos published in Paper did not break the Internet, despite the magazine’s cover tease and its subject’s claim on Twitter. And we think we know why: Kim Kardashian has posed nude many, many times before. She’s gotten naked for Playboy. She’s donned her birthday suit for W Magazine. And remember the Kim Kardashian sex tape that made her famous in the first place? Totes naked during its filming! Kim Kardashian Nude Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Nude Image Kim Kardashian is totally naked once again. This is a photo from British GQ. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. (And, heck, ladies, too!) Heck, Kim’s Instagram account is filled with more skin than layers of clothing. So perhaps it’s actually pretty understandable why the public made a few comments about Kardashian’s latest spread and then moved on to that cool comet landing . A vessel had literally never landed on a comet before. However, as depicted above, Kim Kardashian has taken off her clothes in national magazines plenty of times before.
Wonder how many MORE babies he made after the festivities?? Deadbeat Dad Hits Child Support Radar Again After Lavish Bash A Tennessee man with 25 children has resurfaced on law enforcement’s radar after throwing himself a two-day turnup in Arkansas — where even MORE babies are reportedly adding to his pile of missed payments . This walking baby dispenser also goes by the name TYB — that’s “Take Ya Bish” — and for good reason. He’s put his seed in 15 women (and counting?), resulting in the birth of 25 kids he isn’t giving a cent or the time of day to . Via MailOnline : A man dubbed ‘deadbeat dad’ for owing child support on 25 children to 15 different women is now wanted in another state for owing money on three more kids he fathered. Terry Tyrone Turnage was wanted two years ago in Memphis, Tennessee, because he owed thousands in back child support for the care of dozens of children. Turnage, believed to be in his late thirties, has popped up again in Forrest City, Arkansas, where he owes money to at least two women, and probably a third, for children they claim were fathered by him. The exact number of children he has fathered and the exact number of women involved remains unclear. Paula Stewart, 22, who has a two-year-old son by Turnage, told WREG this week: ‘Everybody tells me, ”What you doing talking to him?” ”’How you didn’t know he had all these kids?” Uh duh, I’ve been in school. I wasn’t out like that.’ A second woman, Miesha Davis, found out the father of her son was ‘famous’ after a conversation with the child support office. She believed that her little boy was number 26 and that Turnage had a child by another woman between her and Miss Stewart. Turnage is known in Forrest City as a club owner who drives expensive cars and has the nickname TYB, which reportedly stands for ‘Take Your B****’. He recently threw a 700-person birthday party over two days at his club where he boasted about spending hundreds of dollars on top-shelf champagne. Both Miss Stewart and Miss Davis went to the club event saying that they just went ‘to have a good time’ and not to see Turnage. During a recent child support hearing in Forrest City, Turnage did not show up for his appointment. In 2012, a girlfriend, who had spent nearly eight years with Turnage, said her ‘knees buckled’ when a prosecutor at family court told her that the father of her child had 20 other children. ‘During the whole relationship, I only knew of four children,’ Latoya Shields told WREG in 2012. ‘At that time, three years ago, my child was the 21st child. Yeah, that would be overwhelming for anybody.’ In May 2012, Turnage filed a petition at Shelby County Juvenile Court to lower his child support payments for the mothers of his children – but never turned up to the hearing. Miss Shields said the dad has shown little interest in his daughter. ‘She calls him and it’s a “hi” and “bye, see you later” type of situation,’ she said. Miss Shields has only ever received checks from him between $6 and $9 dollars. He was ordered by a judge to pay her $259 dollars a month. Who writes a check for $6 though???? This man definitely ain’t isht…but we seriously doubt that was a secret to the basketball team of women that he impregnated. It’s 2014…the internet is free at the public library. HOW did none of these 15 women know about the other kids??? Facebook
Is this pride or cuckoldom? Kanye Supervised Kim’s Nude Spread Kimmy Cakes successfully broke the internet for Paper Magazine after baring her glistening booty meat and fun bags on the cover of their winter issue. Many wondered why she would let the magazine use her that way — however Paper’s editors revealed today that Mrs. West’s barenekkid back shots were actually all her idea. Furthermore, Kanye cosigned the decision so hard, he actually supervised the whole shoot, even watching on while another man greased-up her cooch and cakes with baby oil. Via MailOnline : On Wednesday, the world was transfixed as completely nude photos from her Paper magazine spread were unleashed onto the Internet. And just hours later Kim Kardashian was spotted driving a glum Kanye West to dinner at the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood. Their date night comes as it was revealed her husband reportedly supervised the now infamous risqué shoot and even allowed another man to rub oil all over her naked body. Despite his downcast demeanor, it’s been revealed Kanye was very much a part of the naked photo spread. ‘Of course Kanye was there for the shoot,’ an insider told RadarOnline, adding, ‘He would never let Kim be naked in a room if he was not present.’ But the rapper apparently did allow another man to put his hands all over the 34-year-old’s body. Celebrity makeup artist Mario Dedivanovic was responsible for getting Kim camera-ready, which included making her skin glisten with baby oil. ‘I just sprayed it all over her body from a pump bottle,’ the 32-year-old told the New York Daily News. But according to Dedivanovic, Kanye wasn’t always around during the fashion shoot. ‘When they did the nude shots, it was a closed set — just myself, Kim and the photographer. ‘ But for those of you thinking ‘Ye has some sort of pimp mentality when it comes to his “perfect bish” and pushed her into showing off Nori’s lunch suppliers on the magazine cover, that apparently isn’t the case at all: In an interview published on Yahoo Style, Paper’s editorial director Mickey Boardman explained that it was all Kim’s idea. ‘Kim’s attitude was “if we’re gonna do it, let’s really go there,”‘ he said. ‘And it was her idea to take off her clothes and show more than her butt. But we [Paper] didn’t say “let’s do a cover with your butt hanging out.” ‘She said she was willing to take her clothes off and one thing lead to another.’ Not promoting anything, not for any cause, not to prove any point in particular…just booty butt barenekkid because the day is long and her body is bangin’. Well, we gotta thank Kim for her generosity and Kanye for his willingness to share his bounty with the world!
It’s been a gross day for celebrity sex toy shenanigans. First, Dean McDermott stopped by a sex shop while his wife was in the hospital for a nervous breakdown. Now, in an apparent attempt to one-up that act of nastiness, Farrah Abraham has started selling plastic molds of her vagina while dressed as a beloved Disney character. Yes, we already knew Farrah Abraham sells sex toys , but we didn’t know she hawks her wares while dressed as Queen Elsa from Frozen. Is this the grossest thing Farrah has done in her brief career as a porn star/Christian parenting guru? Not by a long shot, but it’s still pretty gross. What’s really surprising is that she still feels the need to show up to this sort of event (this particular shindig took place at the Hustler store in LA). Last we heard, Farrah earns $544,000 a year from stripping . Yes, that’s over half a million a year all because she got knocked up as a teen and is now willing to take her clothes off for strangers. We’ll wait while you dry your tears with your bachelor’s degree. When you’re done weeping, watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic to see how it all began. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West returned to the scene of the romantic crime last night. The famous couple attended Game Five of the World Series in San Francisco, visiting AT&T Park for the first time since Kanye proposed to Kim there way back in 2013. Kardashian and West took in the Giants’ shutdown victory from a private suite, but they were joined there at one point by someone even more despicable than they are: Lying and cheating home run king Barry Bonds! “#WorldSeries #Barry Bonds,” Kim captioned the above Instagram photo of herself, Kanye and Major League Baseball’s all-time leader in career home runs and steroid use . As you can see, Kim and Kanye looked totally thrilled to be hanging out with Barry, too. For Kardashian’s 32nd birthday a little over two years ago, West shocked his long-time girlfriend by bringing her to the home stadium of the Giants (which he had rented out) and getting down on one knee to pop life’s most important question. After she said yes, the couple was swarmed by friends and family members… and E! cameramen, of course. You can check out the official engagement video to relive the special occasion and you can click through photos from it here: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Engagement: The Unforgettable Album 1. The Future Mr. & Mrs. West Kanye West and Kim Kardashian celebrate their engagement and look happy as can be.
Lindsay Lohan has been on a rare hot streak lately, but even though her career is better than its been since the days when Gretchen Wieners was trying to make “fetch” happen, LiLo still finds time to post sad, saggy selfies on Instagram. Last week, Lindsay posted a topless pic while backstage at her London play. Yes, she took off her clothes for a selfie while at her place of employment. Almost too classy. But hey, she must have gotten a positive response, because here she is backstage and semi-nude again. And this time she has guests! Now, the last one might have been spur of the moment, and in Lindsay’s famous champagne and underwear selfie …well, she was clearly hammered. But this one is different. This one is clearly planned: Come on, she’s wearing a freaking hat! And it matches her bra! Granted, it’s less weird and desperate than the time Lindsay Photoshopped herself into a charity photo , but it’s still pretty strange. We thought that experiencing a bit of career success might lead to fewer “Look at me!” selfies from Linds, but they’ve only gotten more frequent. Can someone on the set please give her a hug or a pile of cocaine or whatever it is she needs to feel okay about herself? 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best?
In the past, when Lena Dunham was feeling starved for attention she’d just take off her clothes on premium cable. But these days she has a new book to promote, and apparently serious authors don’t strip down at readings, so Lena’s been forced to get creative with her shock value antics. We already know Dunham slept with her parents until she was 12 , and that revelation didn’t go viral the way Lena clearly hoped it would, so now she’s pulling out all the stops. Yes, the woman responsible for some of the grossest televised visuals outside of Westeros has hit a new low, as Dunham has taken to publicly praising the sad online ramblings of a young mental patient: Discussing – for some reason – the ongoing Amanda Bynes saga during a recent promotional event, Lena didn’t express her shock at Bynes falsely accusing her father of sexual assault, or her sympathy for the mentally ill and their families. No, instead, Dunham bafflingly praised Bynes’ ability to post compelling tweets. “She did say something kind of similar [to Dunham’s character on Girls],” Lena told a crowd in New York over the weekend. “Which was ‘I’m not crazy, I’m actually the one who knows everything that’s happening.” “I texted [Girls co-creator Jenny Konner] and said, ‘Maybe I’m nuts but I think Amanda Bynes is actually kind of a great writer. Do you know what I mean?’ She was like, ‘I don’t know what you mean!'” Yeah…neither does anyone else Lena. It’s worth noting that the “everything that’s happening” to which Bynes was a false accusation of child molestation that Bynes later retracted and blamed on a microchip planted in her brain . Even if the whole rant had been really cleverly phrased (it wasn’t) the takeaway would still be, “Wow, that’s really sad. Hopefully she gets the help she needs,” not, “Damn, that girl can tweet! ” 29 WTF Quotes From Lena Dunham’s New Book When I was nine, I wrote a vow of celibacy on a piece of paper and ate it. Permalink: Mmm. Delish Added: October 01, 2014 1. Mmm. Delish When I was nine, I wrote a vow of celibacy on a piece of paper and ate it.
Loading Boubou!! I still love you ?????? View on Instagram Allegra Carpenter is another one of these actresses who I can only assume was put up to this leaked nude hustle by her management – to get people like me to talk about her and her boyfriend performing oral sex – something you would think would be humiliating – especially for his non-black-sized dick but that for her could get her talked about.. I mean she’s a 24 Year old Australian – Australians historically like to have a good time, booze soaked and fucked, and those aren’t even the ones with an aspiring Hollywood career. I just find it hard to believe that her role as HOSTESS in The Fault in Our Stars – was really enough to get the hackers hacking.. I am not going to post the BJ Pics – but I saw them at the below link and I figure as a news source, I am just reporting stories you care about… You’re welcome…Allegra – I’m helping you be famous the right way. TO SEE ALL OF HER SEXTING AND BLOWJOB PICS CLICK HERE
Jena Sims is some Beauty Pageant winner – or contestant – she did Miss Georgia Teen USA back when she was a teen, and I guess since those glory days of pageantry weirdness, she’s made her way to LA, with what may or may not be a broken down face, I can’t tell, I’m too busy looking at her ass…to post half naked for Esquire’s Me in My Place, and I’m all for a good wholesome Southern ass…. Ok…I’ll google her now….she’s 25, she’s an aspiring actor who plead Hooker #2 in the movie “Best Night Ever”…I guess someone more high profile got Hooker #1…I mean her IMDB reads like a list of nothing roles making me wonder if this is actually for Esquire…I don’t think it is… But I’ll post her ass anyway, because I am in too deep and because everyone deserves a shot, especially when they take off their clothes for it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Blakey poo we see you shining. Blake Griffin Covers GQ Magazine’s October Issue GQ just put Blake Griffin on the cover of their first ever age issue… and we’ve got some choice quotes for you below via GQ.com : On Playing For “Racist” Donald Sterling: Were you aware of Donald Sterling’s reputation then? When the draft lottery came out and the Clippers said they were gonna draft me, I went to Google to find out more about the Clippers, because I didn’t know a lot. And I was like, “Okay, team owned by Donald Sterling.” So then I typed in “Donald Sterling” in Google, and the first thing that pops up is “Donald Sterling racist.” And I was like, “Whoa!” So obviously I explored that, read a whole bunch of articles, read the deposition at one of his court cases. Which was awesome, if you ever have time to read some of the depositions. [laughs] I’ve only seen the highlights. Did you see the one where he’s talking about being in the back of the limo? You gotta just type in “Donald Sterling deposition.” [ Later I do, and this is what comes up, from a 2003 suit, regarding a sexual companion: “Well, I fool around sometimes. I do. When a girl seduces me and tells me how much she wants to suck on me and take my shoes off and licks my feet and touches me. When I’m in a limousine, she takes off all her clothes. The limo driver said, ‘What is going on?’ And she started sucking me on the way to Mr. Koon’s house. And I thank her. I thank her for making me feel good.” ] I’ll let you read it, because I don’t want to do it—I don’t want to do it injustice. And then, at the very end…just read it. [ The response: “Sir, the question was, is this your handwriting?”] So I was aware, but not until right before I got drafted. After you get drafted, and you’re reading this stuff—is there any recourse for a player in your situation? No. Not at all. I mean, what was I gonna do? And for five years with the team, it was fine. Nothing came out. Nothing happened. I never really saw him that much. I saw him right when I first got drafted. I had to go to a couple of events that he does, which was awful. Is it true that he would bring women in to the locker room to watch players shower? He would bring them in the locker room. Guys would be in there. The showers are kind of elsewhere. I don’t think they would really go back there. But he would bring people in the locker room while we were just in towels. One year he came in and led a “hip hip hooray” chant and held my arm up in the air. Then he went to another teammate and did the same thing. Guys just started scattering as fast as possible. [laughs] Would you guys commiserate about working for someone like that? No, we really didn’t. Guys would tell different stories about their interactions with him. And then when all this came out… We heard that it was gonna come out the day before it came out—our coach told us—and this is during the playoffs. We were up in San Francisco, in a team meeting. And because we didn’t know exactly what was said, we were just kind of like, “Oh, okay, well, whatever.” And then I remember waking up Saturday morning to, like, twenty texts. This is 7 a.m. And then, throughout the day, just bombarded with texts about it. I ended up turning my phone off, because we were trying to focus. Did you listen to the tape? Oh yeah. [laughs] I listened to it like the first thing in the morning when I woke up, searched for it and listened to it from beginning to end, and then listened to the second one. How did you feel, listening? It was unfortunate. I mean, for me, like I said, the first thing I ever Googled about the man, the first thing that popped up was “racist.” So I was aware. I hate to say this, and it might sound ignorant, but I wasn’t surprised that all this came up. Not necessarily the manner in which it was said, or the exact things, but like I said: This was my first impression of him. Hit the flip for Blake’s views on religion, dating and his experiences as a new dad. Photo Credit: GQ/SebastianKim