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Jersey Shore: The Wild Animals of Atlantic City

For the most important sociological experiment of our time, we must observe our seven guidos not only in environments they are comfortable in, but abroad as well. Still, it as in their native habitat where they truly flourish

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Snooki Goes Makeup-Free

“I will not walk out of the house without makeup.” – Nicole Polizzi Despite these bold words and many other Jersey Shore quotes to that effect, the overly-tanned and coiffed reality star known as Snooki agreed to take it all off. Take off her makeup, that is.

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Suicidal Christmas Dogs: 2009 Edition

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone , it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it! So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog. Dogs enjoy things like eating sh*t off the sidewalk and sniffing other dog’s balls, not being dressed to look like a goddamn elf! But since these douchebags aren’t going anywhere, at least we can laugh at their animal’s misery Continue reading

Jessica Alba in Some Tight Shiny Clothes of the Day

It’s Friday, I have no patience for Jessica Alba or her stupid flashy outfit…I see girls like this everywhere, you know who take style to the next level of bad and try to squeeze into every fucking possible popular trend….it’s usually tacky fucking immigrants who don’t have much money or a fucking clue, and they’ve just managed to save up enough money to get the bootleg version of whatever is popular and in efforts to fit in they put it all on at the same fucking time like some kind of fucking clown, only Jessica Alba has enough money to know better. She’s got people to stop this kind of thing and should have people who advise her to flash her pussy every once in a while….but unfortunately, they dress her like Christmas ornaments instead…..and no one fucking cares…not even me….

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Lindsay Lohan Having Sex With Dudes Again?

A reliable source tells me that Lindsay Lohan is banging dudes again. Here she is leaving her house in a hurry the other day, then shortly after out comes the fat guy from How I Met Your Mother with his freaky little vampire puppet

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Joanna And Martha Krupa: Hottest Sisters On The Planet

Here are possibly the hottest sisters on the planet Joanna Krupa and Martha Krupa together at the KISS FM Jingle Ball . (Insert explicit sister sex joke here) They seem close, I picture them helping each other get dressed for the evening, trying on each other clothes, modeling outfits for each other while they share a few shots of peach schnapps to loosen up before heading out. Then after the booze kicks in they practice french kissing on each other in case they meet someone at the party

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Celebrity Style File: Boots

How you cover your feet is just as important as the clothes you wear.

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Jersey Shore: A Field Study

Jersey Shore is like opening a tiny present to find it is full of diamonds, but diamonds made of booze, puke, fights, diseases, and discarded thongs. You thought this gift couldn’t get better, but it does. It really, really does

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The City: Subhuman Resources

Due to an unfortunate run in with an Elle magazine intern we were unable to watch The City last night. However there is one intrepid reporter who can not be kept down, and she was there to fill us in. She’s Not the Bad Guy: Erin Kaplan Clears Her Name by Betsey Morgenstern PRWeek.com Have you heard of Elle magazine

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Miley Cyrus Compares Twilight Saga to a Cult, Is a Jealous Moron

Having lost a bit of her spotlight to the Twilight Saga and its cast, a bitter Miley Cyrus continues to slam the franchise. Earlier this month, Miley said she “didn’t believe in” the stories and she ” didn’t like any of it .” It was a classy, mature response… NOT! Now, Cyrus has gone even further

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