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Beyonce Love Doll

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WOW Woman Seriously Desperate for Cock of the Day

I need to play more videogames with virgin, socially awkward weird people.

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Lindsay Lohan Lookin Affordable at an Event of the Day

There was a time when Lohan was untouchable. She was at the top of her shit and the idea of being in the same room as her was pretty much fantasy because when a bitch is at the top of their shit, they assume they are too good for everyday people, so it’s nice to see her fall from her peak and struggle to stay relevant, by attending events and getting plastic surgery and shit in hopes it’ll make a difference, because in her superficial world, I guess it does because a girl who was once only fucking every single celebrity or rocker, is almost at the point of being someone you can throw a couple hundred dollars at and she’ll do whatever you need, we just need a few more rejected movie roles, a few more horrible reviews on her fashion career and a few more bad investments, and bitch will be ours to share. The whole thing is exhilerating, as I’ve been a Lohan fan since the beginning…

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Samantha Ronson’s Got New Pussy of the Day

It looks like Samantha Ronson grew out her beard, put on her trademark hat and made an official public appearance with her new pussy now that Lohan and her are rumored to not be together anymore. I think it’s nice to see her coming out of her shell by not hiding her hormone therapy and really coming to terms with her and her ambiguous sexuality because in her case it really is a genetic thing because she is a twin and if you’ve seen pictures of her mother you’d be surprised her uterus was sober enough to get the right amount nutrients and growth hormones to not give birth to a pile of muddy flesh. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Miley Cyrus in a Shitty See Thru for the Perverts of the Day

I love when I see grown American men go crazy over Miley Cyrus because she isn’t hot at all. Seriously, she’s got no sex appeal and I can’t even see anything about her I find hot or even remotely attractive which is saying a lot because I would fuck rotting meat if it was defrosted. See, I live in a place where 14 was legal for the longest time and may still be.

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Nicky Hilton Does the Paris of the Day

Paris Hilton’s really boring sister decided to slut it up in a pretty tight dress and midget escort because I guess she’s finally broke out of her shell now that no one cares about Paris Hilton anymore, and is going to do the Paris Hustle with her own twist and the whole thing is a few years too late, but as long as she makes blowjob simulation faces, I’m here to post the shit because I got nothing better to do and I figured the world’s been pretty shitty to her, because the whole real big inheritance came at a real huge cost I’m not sure I could have handled and that was being second in line to big sister Paris, an extremely demanding and annoying experience because Paris seems like that kind of uptight, useless cunt who bugs on everyone she knows, cuz she only cares about her cunt self…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Britney Spears – Sex Offender of the Day

Britney Spears takes a picture of a kid feeling her up with his hand on her tit and people call her a mother caring for her kid.

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Mary-Kate Olsen and Her Hot Legs of the Day

I don’t know why I downloaded this shit, and by shit I mean Mary Kate Olsen, I never was into her, not even when she was underage and I never understood the hype about them. Now she looks like she’s dying / Michael Jackson, and I guess that’s what happens when your youth was robbed from you back when Bob Saget first inserted his cock in her when he got carried away changing her diapers.

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Charlize Theron Suckin’ Chocolate Popsicles of the Day

Either that’s a small ice cream or Charlize Theron’s got a huge face, mouth and hands, but I am posting it because I figure you can still jerk off to this pretending it’s your cock in her mouth, because you’re used to bitches not needing to open too wide for you, you know while holing the base of your cock like their fingers are a pair of tweezers….small penis fantasy is easy for you to relate to, and watching Charlize put anything in her mouth, even if it’s brown, is easy for me to relate to….not because I like putting things in my mouth, but because I like watching her put things in her mouth… Pics Via PacificCoastNews

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Charlize Theron Suckin’ Chocolate Popsicles of the Day