Coco proves that ridiculous is not always a good thing…sometimes it is annoying, awkward, weird, disgusting, vile, fat, sloppy, clown-like, but there’s something very important to learn from her and that is that if you’re willing to show off your fat ass, people will not only watch you do it, but one may be a celebrity who gives you the good life, pretending your whoring is love…..reminding you that if you never put it out there…you may be missing out on that meal ticket. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
Coco is like an Ass and Titty Clown….a novelty item….or maybe just a novelty toy for celebrity rappers who like their white women to be ex stripper looking whores committed exclusively to them for payroll and the good life….a joke regardless of how you look at her….who pretty much mock’s herself in her “sexy” poses…I mean she’s gotta be a parody or something right, this has to be part of her comedy act, cuz know bitch would actually look like this and act like this and most importantly dress like this….right? Well it turns out the sick thing in all this is that I love it because every once in a while you need to be reminded that big fat ass and big fake tits, on a chubby midget tanned bitch with fake hair…all tacky, cheesy and trashy in her sex store clothing exist..to remind you what life is all about… I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
Coco is ridiculous but you don’t need me to rip into her…it’s all be said before. She’s a hooker, she found a john who is into it, who happens to be rich and famous, and who has the ability to help her put herself out there, like the hooker she is, cuz that’s what he likes about her. She looks like a clown, is tacky as fuck, she’s not hot, but haggard, as most retired hookers are, but yet she brings the fucking goods…..in the last week….3 pics of her half naked, and that’s better than any bitch I sext with does….and although she’s made of plastic, is dumpy and short, has fake hair and bad make-up…..that’s some good fucking output….and to hate on any bitch taking pics of her ass and tits…is to hate on the beauty of sluts and all things needed for us to jerk off. Let Coco go down in history as the hero she is destined to be…..and here are those 3 pics from her twitter the last 3 weeks…..cuz she’s a whore….who like all whores…thrives off the attention she gets from her whoring….you know cuz it’s nice to feel like your hard work is valued and appreciated….
Attention, other, lesser celebrities: Nicole Austin , aka Coco, the volcanically voluptuous wife of rapper-turned-actor Ice-T , has an important life lesson to teach you. When you’re out catching some rays in Miami and a throng of annoying paparazzi is gathering around your $300 Gucci beach towel, don’t cover your arms with your face or go running back into your hotel. Just give them what they want, and they’ll go away. A few sexy pops of the badonkadonk later, you’re happy, they’re happy, and most importantly, the men of America are happy. Everybody wins! See more sexy beach pics from last night’s Ice Loves Coco after the jump!
For some reason…..I knew these pics were coming…maybe I was on Coco’s twitter….or maybe I read it somewhere… you know since she’s the new fat ass Kardashian with a reality show….and it doesn’t matter where she mentioned something about sky yoga where she hang from the ceiling….it just matters that she posted the pics…. This is workout is a weird hippie trend in Hollywood…and even Belladonna famous for being the dirtiest bitch in porn showed off her new skill of sky dancer…..at the AVNs while I thought to myself that this is some gay shit that is far more interesting when she is being the dirtiest bitch in porn…. But I guess seeing Coco’s ass defy gravity in some retarded sport is amazing…but then again….It always amazes me when fat ass chicks are athletic…it seems so unnatural….like everything else about Coco.
Coco, wife of Ice-T, was out to lunch today with her nephew at Joans on 3rd in Los Angeles. Coco and the baby boy looked adorable, as they had on matching outfits!!
Coco may be a fat…tranny looking…fake model who is actually a hooker/stripper that Ice T pulled out of the gutter and made his exclusive….but she does bring entertainment, even if it is cheap, repetitive and boring entertainment to the internet with her ridiculous tit and ass implants…. She’s BEEN TOPLESS ON TWITTER BEFORE …..not now she’s putting up topless pics of her babysitting her nephew topless, and people are making a big deal…sure, it would be considered sexual abuse, or maybe even kiddie porn, if instead of a topless whore it was a dude with an erection….but it just a topless whore, so we should lighten up a little….topless is natural even when the topless features stupidly sized fake tits….I can only assume that we’re just jealous the only tit we got from our babysitters growing up were on elderly nuns trying to see what they missed out on by selling themselves to god for free…..well speak for yourself…all nipple pics are good nipple pics… She also put up these pics of showing off her nipple rings in a see through shirt… I have no idea when any of these are from…and really it doesn’t matter….
As Sundance 2012 passed the halfway point, the celebs and hangers-on and people watchers started filtering out of Park City, leaving the sidewalks actually walkable and the shuttles downright spacious. I prepare to go home tomorrow, with many more interviews and reports to come, but the glorious peacefulness has me misty-eyed about the week that was; here’s a quick rundown of highlights from the first week of the fest — the movies I loved, the events that transpired, and yes, the time I met with Ice-T and Coco to talk hip-hop while they munched on pancakes. Select highlights, in no particular order: – Ice-T and Coco (above): I spotted her, badonk-first, at the premiere for Ice-T’s The Art of Rap: Something from Nothing . The next day we met over breakfast — theirs, not mine — and I chatted with Ice about his directorial debut. – On Air : Joined indieWIRE’s Eugene Hernandez on his fest radio show, The Daily Buzz, broadcast live from Park City’s NPR affiliate KPCW, which is conveniently located directly above the nearest state liquor store. Just sayin’… – V/H/S : As if the horror anthology itself wasn’t great enough, the poster for V/H/S was simple and clever enough. Plus, it probably cost about $.35 to make. – Anthony Mackie and His Eyelashes Ride the Shuttle : Who knows why, but I looked over and caught the Hurt Locker star riding the shuttle to Eccles one day. With us normies ! – Napoleon Sigh-namite : Meanwhile, one day on Main St. I watched as a mob of autograph seekers followed Jon Heder as he strode uptown, clamoring the whole time, “Hey, it’s Napoleon Dynamite!” Poor Jon Heder. – Drop Drop Dat… Uncle Luke of 2 Live Crew stars in a short film in competition ( Life and Freaky Times of Uncle Luke ) which is one of the most fun and fresh (to def, even) films I saw here. Plus, who can resist a man who has his own whoopee cushion? (Image via @BorschtCorp) – Group Cry : That moment during The Surrogate when I could hear the entire theater quietly crying, a symphony of sob sniffles all moved to the core in the same single moment… – Leave the Favorite : That moment during Stephen Frears’ Lay the Favorite when a dozen people around me walked out and I daydreamed that they’d taken me with them… – Spike + Mic : That moment in the Red Hook Summer Q&A when Spike Lee shut down a woman who was less than pleased with his film’s ending: “Miss, Miss, Miss… it’s early in the morning, let’s not start.” – And Last But Not Least…: Karaoke . Obviously ! Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
