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TMZ Live: Lindsay, Michael Jackson, and Ice-T

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Michael Jackson , Ice-T , Coco , TMZ Live , Music , Movies , TV , Celebrity Justice , Laurence Fishburne , Montana Fishburne , sex tape We took your questions on everything — including Lindsay Lohan writing journals while she was in jail, Michael Jackson ‘s mausoleum being invaded by yoga enthusiasts, and Ice-T wanting to sue the DMV. Plus: Laurence Fishburne ‘s feelings over his… Read more

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TMZ Live: Lohan, Mel Gibson and ‘Jersey Shore’

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan , Shawn Chapman Holley , Mel Gibson , Oksana Grigorieva , Ice-T , Coco , TMZ Live , Celebrity Justice , Movies , Music , The Situation , Snooki , Pauly D , JWOWW , Jersey Shore , MTV We took your questions on everything — including Lindsay Lohan going to jail, the “Jersey Shore” cast strike update, and Oksana Grigorieva ‘s texts to Mel Gibson . Plus: Ice-T arrested in New York City. Read more

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Coco’s Thickness Goes International of the Day

Coco is living the good life. Just a few years ago she was wiping down stripper poles cuz she thought she was better, cleaner and destined to greatness, while the other strippers were just dirty whores who cheapened her because they shared her profession, her stage…but they weren’t going to share their pussy germs….She invested in her fake ass and fake tits, turned herself into some kind of novelty act, probably started prostituting, and got her job working for Ice-T, with the exclusive position of being his wife, because that was the only way they were going to make shit look legit and give her the security to not seek out richer black cock….and like any marriage she’s got fat, especially since bitch was serious thickness to being with, but I guess her past whore co-workers who aren’t dead of drugs and obsessive clients who murdered them, and who aren’t high in the gutter and have enough sense about them to understand what is going on, should be jealous because Coco, like a hero in their scene, took her thickness from the brass pole to Monte Carlo….Classy…despite Monte Carlo having never seen such serious trash….not that you care…here are some pics…. Pics via Bauer

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Coco Posts Pictures of her Bikini Wax of the Day

Coco is a whore. Sure she only has one client and she “married” him in exchange for the good life, but she also likes to tap into her roots, where she was every man’s woman, as she stripped for groups of men on the regular, before realizing she could get pictures out there for guys to look at, which I don’t understand because she looks like a plastic, piece of fucking trash, but I guess people are into that….because girls like this are the fantasy you want to fuck out of curiosity, like the time I shoved my finger in a light socket, since no one marries pussy like this, unless you’re a rapper, trying to make a point…. Here she is posting pictures from a bikini wax, something I used to have a fascination with before bikini waxes went totally mainstream, it was actually more of a fetish, that started with me bringing a take home wax kit home and waxing a pussy and that turned into me trying to get in on every bikini wax I could by going to different salons and telling them I was interning as a waxer, or filming a documentary, or any lie I could come up with to get in there and see as many pussies as a waxer does….but my lie never worked….

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Coco’s Fat Ass and Puppy of the Day

I remember when there was a debate whether Coco’s ass was real or altered….and after wondering why anyone gives a fuck about Coco, some ex prostitute / stripper who got a full time gig hooking for Ice T, that contributes nothing to the world and is really nothing but dirty, grimey, gutter trash with a dream that involves marrying a rich man and living the good hooker life, like shit was pretty women without the whole designer clothes, cuz you can take a bitch off the brass pole to pay her cellphone bill, but you can’t take the brass pole out of the bitch, not that that makes sense, but what does make sense is that the rest of Coco is pretty fucking chunky, making it safe to say bitch has such a big ass because she’s fat. Pics via Bauer

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TBS Unveils Its Inaugural Conan Promo

It’s only been a matter of hours since Conan O’B rien announced that he will depart network television for TBS , and already, the network has posted a promo on their website celebrating their latest acquisition. The same way that NBC speedily transformed Jay Leno’s primetime ads (you know, the ones with the vintage blue convertible speeding down PCH ? ) into Jay Leno’s Tonight Show 2.0 commercials, TBS has hastily doctored Conan’s fan art to celebrate the impending Conan era. The evidence, after the jump.

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Conan’s Tour — No Bread for the Redhead

Filed under: Conan O’Brien Conan O’Brien’ isn’t making a single cent off his upcoming 30 city comedy tour — sources tell TMZ that Coco is doing the whole thing so he can employ his former “Tonight Show” staff. We’re told roughly 40 people have been hired to work on the … Permalink

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Coco’s Naked Ass on Twitter of the Day

Coco is ridiculous stripper ass who must have some serious dirt on Ice-T, like shit that can ruin his career, or maybe get him arrested or killed, because that’s the only reason I can assume he took her off the stripper pole and after work escorting and married her, marketed her….or maybe he is just a pervert who didn’t want to share his whore with other people, he wanted her all for himself. but like any dude who likes showing off his shit, in a way to say he’s really made it and he’s better than us, even though I find Coco fucking vile and disgusting, he makes her show off for her low level fans, because let’s face it she’s pretty fucking useless in the grand scheme of things….and here is a naked pic of her on her tanning bed that she posted on twitter… classy girls from the gutter who were probably molested or abused, like I like ‘em.

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is making her way to the top of the bikini model ladder and rightfully so. I’ve been saying that Marisa Miller bitch and her hard skeletal face needs to retire her hard fuckin’ body and make way for fresher, less menopausal pussy and I guess this is Victoria’s Secret not so secret answer. This South African, like so many other South Africans, who constantly remind me that I should be living in South Africa, because all their South African pussy is this solid except for the South African pussy with AIDS….

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Coco’s Got A Ridiculous Body of the Day

Coco’s turned her body into some kind of freakshow attraction and it’s worked out pretty well for her, you know with the whole Ice-T marriage that pretty much secures that she is seen at high profile events, making it so she doesn’t have to strip or do whatever it is she was doing before seducing Ice-T with her retarded fake tits. She looks like a fucking cartoon character in the cartoon erotica you watch because you can’t get laid, with her exagerated huge fake tits and huge fake ass, and the whole thing seems like overkill considering Ice-T is black and would probably fuck anything so long as it was white. Either way, she brought her tacky, trashy ass to the pages of some magazine I’m sure none of you will ever read and here are the pics…

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